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over a year ago
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"I can lick my own arse
Long tongue or just flexible? I mean either way it's impressive
More in the proverbial than the literal sense, I reckon  "
Well thats not nearly as impressive, damn I thought was my Tuesday morning newsworthy post |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can lick my own arse
Long tongue or just flexible? I mean either way it's impressive
More in the proverbial than the literal sense, I reckon
Well thats not nearly as impressive, damn I thought was my Tuesday morning newsworthy post"
Disappointing is my forte |
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"I can lick my own arse
Long tongue or just flexible? I mean either way it's impressive
More in the proverbial than the literal sense, I reckon
Well thats not nearly as impressive, damn I thought was my Tuesday morning newsworthy post
Disappointing is my forte"
At least you know your strength |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can lick my own arse
Long tongue or just flexible? I mean either way it's impressive
More in the proverbial than the literal sense, I reckon
Well thats not nearly as impressive, damn I thought was my Tuesday morning newsworthy post
Disappointing is my forte"
Can you disappoint while looking pretty? Because that right there is a talent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can lick my own arse
Long tongue or just flexible? I mean either way it's impressive
More in the proverbial than the literal sense, I reckon
Well thats not nearly as impressive, damn I thought was my Tuesday morning newsworthy post
Disappointing is my forte
Can you disappoint while looking pretty? Because that right there is a talent "
Not a clue...
I can do it while looking petty though |
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By *ad83Man
over a year ago
stevenage |
Tongue size and length definitely makes a difference, especially when it comes to kissing.
A few months ago I snogged a guy in a nightclub who had an insanely long tongue. He was able easily get his tongue down the back of my throat. I asked to see his tongue tongue and it went way past his chin. He told me he once stuck his whole tongue down a girls throat and it made her throw up lol.
Snogging someone with a long tongue is way different to someone with a normal tongue |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
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"Have you ever met somebody, whose tongue could reach your G spot?
How is that even a question
Think cause they put a question mark at the end..?.....makes it one "
Oh yeah I must of missed that thanks .. how can a tongue not physically reach a G spot |
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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago
Dublin |
"Have you ever met somebody, whose tongue could reach your G spot?
How is that even a question
Think cause they put a question mark at the end..?.....makes it one
Oh yeah I must of missed that thanks .. how can a tongue not physically reach a G spot "
I think you might be confusing the G-spot with the clit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you ever met somebody, whose tongue could reach your G spot?
How is that even a question
Think cause they put a question mark at the end..?.....makes it one
Oh yeah I must of missed that thanks .. how can a tongue not physically reach a G spot
I think you might be confusing the G-spot with the clit."
Seeing as they are both made up by feminists it's all the same |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
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"Have you ever met somebody, whose tongue could reach your G spot?
How is that even a question
Think cause they put a question mark at the end..?.....makes it one
Oh yeah I must of missed that thanks .. how can a tongue not physically reach a G spot
I think you might be confusing the G-spot with the clit."
Not sure you've seen the length of my tongue haha |
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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago
Dublin |
"Have you ever met somebody, whose tongue could reach your G spot?
How is that even a question
Think cause they put a question mark at the end..?.....makes it one
Oh yeah I must of missed that thanks .. how can a tongue not physically reach a G spot
I think you might be confusing the G-spot with the clit.
Seeing as they are both made up by feminists it's all the same"
The G-spot definitely does exist, it's located at the back of a women's mouth. Funnily enough it's looks like a large version of the imaginary clitoris though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tongue size and length definitely makes a difference, especially when it comes to kissing.
A few months ago I snogged a guy in a nightclub who had an insanely long tongue. He was able easily get his tongue down the back of my throat. I asked to see his tongue tongue and it went way past his chin. He told me he once stuck his whole tongue down a girls throat and it made her throw up lol.
Snogging someone with a long tongue is way different to someone with a normal tongue "
Sweet baby Jesus...sounds like something that would happen in a sci-fi horror movie |
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By *ad83Man
over a year ago
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It really was, I could literally hear his tongue stretching down my throat. He knew what he wax doing to, he knew he had a massive tongue and it was like he was trying to shock people . Seriously though his tomgue was so long it's crazy , he was proper punching my throat with it, no wonder that girl puked when he necked her, he must have chocked the hell out of her poor throat |
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