"Our sitting room sees more action than the bedroom. And invest in decent locks"
Haha, so does ours!
Only upside is that the bed is 5 years old and it fits the bed equivalent of ‘one previous owner and only driven to the shops and church on Sunday!’ |
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Down to the newest camping shop €20 pop up tent stick your little darlings in there with sweets and some sort of thing to occupy them with failing that you guys use the tent  |
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"Train in the art of ninja sex, it usually consists of extremely quiet sex while 1 of you has 1 foot against the door to stop intruders "
That's where a ball gag comes in handy |
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"Train in the art of ninja sex, it usually consists of extremely quiet sex while 1 of you has 1 foot against the door to stop intruders "
Brilliant!
We throw on a kids movie for our window of opportunity… and it’s amazing how keeping an ear out and angrily shouting “get back down stairs” has become a normal non-disruptive part of sex. |
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"We throw on a kids movie for our window of opportunity… and it’s amazing how keeping an ear out and angrily shouting “get back down stairs” has become a normal non-disruptive part of sex."
We let them on the xbox sometimes if we really need "our" time At the moment the house could come down and they wouldn't notice once the xbox stayed on |
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Brilliant!
We throw on a kids movie for our window of opportunity… and it’s amazing how keeping an ear out and angrily shouting “get back down stairs” has become a normal non-disruptive part of sex."
This made me laugh, it's too familiar!!... 
"We'll be down in a minute!!" |
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Well what worked for us is that on a few occasions we forgot to lock the door, and on different occasions 3 of them walked in mid action. On even witnessed doggie position. Lol. So ever since they just dont bother bursting into the room.. They do tell us they can still hear us from their upstairs bedrooms..dont bother us, we just laugh. Oh they all mid aged teenagers.. |
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"Well what worked for us is that on a few occasions we forgot to lock the door, and on different occasions 3 of them walked in mid action. On even witnessed doggie position. Lol. So ever since they just dont bother bursting into the room.. They do tell us they can still hear us from their upstairs bedrooms..dont bother us, we just laugh. Oh they all mid aged teenagers.. "
Yeah! That'll learn 'em |
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"This is where I thank my lucky stars for being divorced and having the set up which I do . Ideal solution all round, particularly the children!"
Us as well as the ex wife absolutely love the divorced arrangement. Healthy sex life, busy social life and time alone and happy kids - couldn't ask for a better arrangement  |
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