Stolen from the Lounge:
If you're away for a few days, a Fab Out Of Office message would be a great idea.
What would your out of office message read?
Ours would be:
Due to an outbreak of food poisoning, we have been investigated by the local Fab authorities and closed until further notice.
While our rat infestation is being cleared by "Fuckthepest" and the plumbing fixed by "Fillyourhole", we are monitoring our inbox for emergencies only (to include a serious dose of blue balls for which we will obviously make ourselves available at the local AppleGreen service station).  |
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To whom it may concern
My jizzum reserves are currently depleted and in the best interests of all and sundry, I shall be unavailable until my loins are luscious
In my absence, lie back and think of Ireland
With utmost sincerity
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Due to current high pressure in the area, and soaring temperatures, this section of the site will remain closed in the interest of public health and safety.
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
"Gone phishing!
Ah here Jubal, I was expecting something more elaborate from you  "
I was burnt out yesterday from having done a lot of work for a professional couple from Africa who have just moved to Ireland and were a little at sea.
I must admit it did cross my mind whether they would be up for a threesome, but the attractive wife was very reserved. I will try to keep in contact and see how our new relationship develops; IR would be fun! |
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