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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

From the lounge

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

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By *ilthyNightsCouple  over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"I'll pull out I promise"

"I'll just put the tip in"

"Yes darling you were wonderful"

And the biggest one of all....

".. as long as we both shall live"

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

Yeah I'm fab straight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just heading out for cigarettes son

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ho ho ho Merry Christmas

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By *onderingpurposeMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Essential oils are essential.

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Size doesn't matter and it happens to everyone

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Size doesn't matter and it happens to everyone "

Feckin knew it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"You be better before your married" lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

"We're from your government. We're here to help"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 01/04/22 08:50:29]

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

"Some of my best friends are... (insert grouping of choice here... black/Jewish/Catholic/Protestant/Irish etc)

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By *ac147Man  over a year ago

Belfast East

It was like that when I got here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Covid

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

There's no fab cliques.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All swingers are mentally stable, open-minded individuals with thriving intimate relationships

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

Yeah no worries I’ll be out to look at that next week says every trades person in the country

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah no worries I’ll be out to look at that next week says every trades person in the country "

Winner!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Stunning"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spring is here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Men can't multi task.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything comes out of a politicians mouth

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"Yeah no worries I’ll be out to look at that next week says every trades person in the country

Winner!! "

Now I’ve never used those words but I hear some do.

Now what do I win?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah no worries I’ll be out to look at that next week says every trades person in the country

Winner!! "

Don't tar everyone with the same brush , some tradesmen their word is their bond , really, you're just asking the wrong people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything comes out of a politicians mouth"

End this thread ..we have a Winner..great great reply.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah no worries I’ll be out to look at that next week says every trades person in the country

Winner!!

Now I’ve never used those words but I hear some do.

Now what do I win?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love you

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By *ombikerMan  over a year ago

the right side of the river

Artificial sweeteners are safe.

Anna Nicole Smith married for love.

JFK was killed by a lone gunman.

Smoking is good for you (oh wait they changed that to the opposite now)

Your government has your best interests at heart ??.

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By *arajeanCouple  over a year ago

mayo

Time is a good healer

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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

I ll meet you at 9.45

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By *ilthyNightsCouple  over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"I ll meet you at 9.45 "

Uh-oh

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By *tinerant scribeMan  over a year ago

County Durham

"Golden years."

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By *ilthyNightsCouple  over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Your school days are the best days of your live

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By *asterandhissparklesCouple  over a year ago

tipperary

We live in a free world

America is exporting Democracy

Electricity and Gas as spiking in prices because of the war

Inflation is at 5%

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm 39

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

I can go down on a woman for hours

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

Covid

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"I love you"

Who? Me?

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin

God

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"God"

Amen

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By *asterandhissparklesCouple  over a year ago

tipperary


"God"

Brilliant.... Should be extended to:

Religions

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"God

Amen"

Hallelujah

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By *oc1998Man  over a year ago

Dundalk

[Removed by poster at 01/04/22 10:47:36]

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By *oc1998Man  over a year ago

Dundalk

Every guy on Fab and tinder

"Im like 7-8 inches...."

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman  over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Did you cum darling ??

Oh yeah …

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By *mmmm300Woman  over a year ago

cork


"Size doesn't matter and it happens to everyone "

I think I saw that on Friends. brilliant

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Size doesn't matter and it happens to everyone

I think I saw that on Friends. brilliant "

Thats where I got my answer from too

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By *lose_encounterMan  over a year ago

Cork city

You're a free person

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Santa Clause ??

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Santa Clause ??

"

What the actual fuck are you saying....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is that not the greatest lie of all time . Yes it maybe a pretty one but it's still a lie .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm never drinking again - when hungover

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh yeah good one. ??

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man  over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

“Been here before and know the score”

“Was on an old profile with lots of veris”

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By *ddies Rock HardMan  over a year ago

athlone

I’m only having the one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Next time your boss says "Hard work never killed anyone." Tell the fucker- Yes it does! Hard work kills horses and breaks machinery.

All religion is utter nonsense- It's just a very clever way of controlling the little people. If you still believe in a bearded man or woman sitting on a cloud up in the heavens watching everything we do. Then you really need to grow up and learn the power of critical thinking, instead of blindly believing in superstitious myths and legends from a less enlightened time.

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


" Is that not the greatest lie of all time . Yes it maybe a pretty one but it's still a lie . "

So have you been good or bad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you want a lie

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Do you want a lie "

I can guess

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm always nice ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The missus telling me she'll be ready in 5mins. Half hour I'm usually still waiting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People just think I'm naughty.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My boyfriend’s cock is perfect

The big ones hurt to much

Emotional damage !!!!

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple  over a year ago

ireland

Ladies don't fart

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple  over a year ago

ireland

Oh and we never fake orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Carrots are good for your eyes, am still blind lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and we never fake orgasms "

I have never once in my life faked an orgasm and actually don't understand why someone would do it really.

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By *appyPandaMan  over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

You need to fit in.

Fuck that. It's okay to try be the modern day Diogenes.

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By *earmeoutMan  over a year ago

anywhere

Santa is real !!!!!!. Tell kids not to lie and WE tell them the biggest one ever

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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over


"Do you want a lie

I can guess "

This is not a flirt thread

It’s a lie thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The missus telling me she'll be ready in 5mins. Half hour I'm usually still waiting"

Worth the wait though

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By *iktikiCouple  over a year ago

cork

No I won’t cum in your mouth

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Storks brings babies

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By *oc1998Man  over a year ago

Dundalk

Dont worry, i wont cum inside....

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"Ladies don't fart "

Ladies don't sweat, they glow

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick

Squirt is not pee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Santa, the tooth fairy, easter bunny etc.

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By *indenMan  over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Perhaps religion…….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Perhaps religion……."

Perhaps if hesitant?

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

I wont get feelings

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By *ngel and EvilCouple  over a year ago

Belfast

Totally drama free

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

Too much wanking will make you go blind

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By *orguyMan  over a year ago

Tuam

The cheque is in the post

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By *xplicitMan  over a year ago

donegal

Ahh feck, there’s an emergency at work , I’ll have to go ( thanks for the roide )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The missus telling me she'll be ready in 5mins. Half hour I'm usually still waiting"

Half an hour ? You're so lucky you don't know how Lucky you are ..half an hour

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By *dfabMan  over a year ago

Dunboyne

Try this one.

https://twitter.com/PeterStefanovi2/status/1509468976509853698?t=FV-jSjBeBWffxBhf4oEeRw&s=08

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will slapped Chris!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Display telling me I have 60klm left in the tank ......

On that note !!!!!

Anyone near Carlow with a jerrycan

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin

I can't stand anal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The cheque is in the post and

I promise I wont cum

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

The American Dream is universally obtainable; in other words, a person can be born into abject poverty and with other social disadvantages, but making it to the 'top', the uppermost stratum o American society is achievable.

I have always been deeply cynical about this fantasy

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By *etergemmaCouple  over a year ago

South Dublin Area

Cough Medicine

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By *ilthyNightsCouple  over a year ago

East / North, Cork

The more diluted your homeopathic medicine is.. the stronger it is. The really powerful stuff has nearly no active ingredient in it at all.

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By *ackandsashaCouple  over a year ago

West Dublin

Tax cuts for the rich cause a trickle down effect which is good for the poor

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By *etergemmaCouple  over a year ago

South Dublin Area


"The more diluted your homeopathic medicine is.. the stronger it is. The really powerful stuff has nearly no active ingredient in it at all.

"

Brilliant

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By *ilentnoiseMan  over a year ago

Belfast

"Go to college if you want to get anywhere in life"

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

Humankind has developed to its current level of civilisation through being cooperative and altruistic

Humans have the inherent potential to be the nastiest most vindictive and violent form of life that has ever existed on this planet.

Progress to the current form has been made through competiveness and a desire to be the uppermost, to best the best to get to the top position in the pecking order.

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By *he MickMan  over a year ago

southside


"I love you"

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By *arryEssenceMan  over a year ago

Waterford

Right???

When I tried to put them in it only made my eyes worse!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tax cuts for the rich cause a trickle down effect which is good for the poor "

Ireland is not a place for the poor , you only exist, the country burns while the Government fiddles or is it the other way round ..

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down


"Carrots are good for your eyes, am still blind lol."

That was actually a piece of propaganda dreamt up by the RAF during the second world war to disguise the fact that the RAE (The RAE in Farnborough) had perfectly a new bomb sight for the Wellington and Lancaster bombers.

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By *uddleboycharlieMan  over a year ago

swords

I'm 6 foot

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By *yesgreenMan  over a year ago

north and south


"I'm 6 foot"
Going to see about a - - -

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By *easingTimMan  over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"The bigger they are, the harder they fall"

No, the bigger they are the harder they hit back

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By *easingTimMan  over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Get yourself a good secure job"

What would that be exactly???

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham

No your arse doesn't look big in that

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By *aving_great_funMan  over a year ago

London


"Men can't multi task."

I can watch porn and write code at the same time. Just saying.

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"Men can't multi task.

I can watch porn and write code at the same time. Just saying."

We need proof

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

Employers care about their employees' welfare.

Everyone can exercise their own free will in making decisions, rather than being intrinsically governed by their biology and neurochemistry.

Capitalism is a nasty exploitative system, if you live within an autocratic communist work system, and vice versa.

Big Bang theory, almost universally accepted by astrophysicists, provides a comprehensive theory for the origin of the cosmos.

Politicians are not self centred megalomaniacal ego maniacs, who have a higher interest in the electorate other than being reelected

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Humans are rational beings

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"Humans are rational beings"

Are you seriously questioning Aristotle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Humans are rational beings

Are you seriously questioning Aristotle "

You do know he's dead, right?

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By *unnerbenMan  over a year ago

Dublin / Cork

They’re not snowflakes , they are just more educated these days

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"Humans are rational beings

Are you seriously questioning Aristotle

You do know he's dead, right? "

You've just smashed my entire world

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

Religious missionaries to third world countries are doing this solely for the benefit of the souls whom they are trying to save.

The underlying message is if you want to be raised out of abject poverty you have to swallow the phony claptrap about God, etc that we are peddling.

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick


"Religious missionaries to third world countries are doing this solely for the benefit of the souls whom they are trying to save.

The underlying message is if you want to be raised out of abject poverty you have to swallow the phony claptrap about God, etc that we are peddling."

Glad you brought it up. This is the reason we haven't supported Trócaire or any other religious-based charity in a long time. I'm sure they do good work in providing food and health care in third world countries but .... peddling their claptrap such as discouraging the use of condoms and other contraception is appalling

Maybe this belongs in the 'Unpopular opinions thread'

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

Female paedophiles are a myth!

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By *ustjimmykerryMan  over a year ago

Limerick

Mayo for Sam

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By *humper22Woman  over a year ago

waterford

You've done nothing wrong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That'll buff right out

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

The leaders of trade union organisations principally have the welfare of their members at heart; realistically a lot of these leaders are actually communal narcissists, who are equally as egomaniacal as the industrialists and technocrats whom they negotiate with!

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