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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
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"A hand on her troath as shes about to climax oh sweet jayus thats so caring... i really hopes she likes it too"
When she grabs ur wrists with both hands and says harder I think u can assume she is liking it ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
"Mid century furniture
Old wrought iron agricultural gates
Our rooster crowing at dawn
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The delightful sound of a cockerel crowing at dawn, and repeatedly throughout the day indicates that your home, or smallholding is not within earshot of any neighbours!
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
"Clean bed sheets and especially when you get into bed with someone else "
Today, I took a well-deserved break from my daily grind, and have just climbed into bed, with freshly washed bedsheets, pillow cases and duvet cover.
Horizontal heaven! |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
"A hand on her troath as shes about to climax oh sweet jayus "
Technically called; erotic asphyxiation, but the real technique to perfect is:
Autoerotic asphyxiation!, which can be, and has been, fatal. |
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"A hand on her troath as shes about to climax oh sweet jayus
Technically called; erotic asphyxiation, but the real technique to perfect is:
Autoerotic asphyxiation!, which can be, and has been, fatal."
..otherwise known as a "stranglewank" ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes it’s a marvellous day when u get 3 loads of washing dried
That’s my plan for tomorrow after work. I need to get out more "
I man doing domestic chores....what a turn on ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Yes it’s a marvellous day when u get 3 loads of washing dried
That’s my plan for tomorrow after work. I need to get out more
I man doing domestic chores....what a turn on "
My ironing game is spot on too. And I can cook ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes it’s a marvellous day when u get 3 loads of washing dried
That’s my plan for tomorrow after work. I need to get out more
I man doing domestic chores....what a turn on "
Like a woman who can make a proper sandwich, such a turn on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes it’s a marvellous day when u get 3 loads of washing dried
That’s my plan for tomorrow after work. I need to get out more
I man doing domestic chores....what a turn on
My ironing game is spot on too. And I can cook " ![](/icons/s/2/heart.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes it’s a marvellous day when u get 3 loads of washing dried
That’s my plan for tomorrow after work. I need to get out more
I man doing domestic chores....what a turn on
Like a woman who can make a proper sandwich, such a turn on "
Define 'proper' ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes it’s a marvellous day when u get 3 loads of washing dried
That’s my plan for tomorrow after work. I need to get out more
I man doing domestic chores....what a turn on
Like a woman who can make a proper sandwich, such a turn on
Define 'proper' "
Satisfactory, or to the required standard as set by me . |
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I used to have neighbours who would fuck with the windows open and did a lot of slapping. An open window is much betteer than a hotel-room wall.
"Hearing the neighbours fuck was always a big one.
Oh god yes. Loved this when we used to live close enough to hear."
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
Italian antipasti. Just divine: firm salami and salty ham, suckable artichokes and soft melting peppers, nibbly olives, shiny tomato balls and juicy mozzarella and best of all the grilled aubergine, dripping in oil, delicious, could stuff myself just on that. Yum! ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Italian antipasti. Just divine: firm salami and salty ham, suckable artichokes and soft melting peppers, nibbly olives, shiny tomato balls and juicy mozzarella and best of all the grilled aubergine, dripping in oil, delicious, could stuff myself just on that. Yum! "
Jaysus DH.....thats fab food porn right there...can you do Nigella's accent ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"I used to have neighbours who would fuck with the windows open and did a lot of slapping. An open window is much betteer than a hotel-room wall.
Hearing the neighbours fuck was always a big one.
Oh god yes. Loved this when we used to live close enough to hear."
I lived in a flat in a posh enough part of the city at one point in the eighties. It was a beautiful old house that had only recently been divided up into different flats. My living room was separated from next door's bedroom by a flimsy enough partition with a bit of wallpaper stuck to it, and no soundproofing whatsoever. I could sit and listen the tune conversations going on next door without any effort. The couple next door comprised of a gentleman of about 50 and a lady of about 20, who used to call him daddy at various times. They clearly weren't using contraception of any Jimmy'kind as I'd hear her moaning, him grunting and then her shouting "pull out, pull out..." and he'd usually reply "I'm out baby, hold still... Aaaaagh..."
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I was sitting reading a book on the evening their child was conceived. ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pulling up to the McDonald's drive thru and ordering 6 hamburgers , knowing I'm heading down the motorway guilt free eating a cheap meal , , I get more pleasure out of that than I should |
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