Prompted by some of my negative fab experiences, and to pass time while I await tonight’s meet, I thought I’d share a few tips (from an event manager)
1. Hygiene, for the love of the gods, (especially to the lads), please please please if you can at all, shower, if you can’t manage that then at least have a wipe with a facecloth, especially if meeting straight from work. And a mint or chewing gum goes a long way (I say this as a smoker)
2. Set the tone. Scented candles/incense cost fuck all. Buy them. Light them. I also love fairy lights but I acknowledge I take things to the extreme. If you can’t manage that then for Christ sakes lamps. Full overhead lights are horrific and the least sexy thing on earth.
3. Music. Now that’s not hard. But check in on what kind your partner in fucking would like.
4. Consent. Please keep checking. And when I’m doubt check again. And confirm a safe word while you’re at it.
5. Be prepared my beautiful Boy Scouts and beavers. Bulk buy johnnies and keep them on your person.
6. Don’t get fucked up d*unk… this would be pointed directly at myself. I’m a devil for lushing back the vodkas while I wait. It’s nice to have some recollection of an evenings events.
7. Sweet Jesus boys throw some bleach in the toilet and give the restroom a clean. I’ve run faster out of a house with a manky toilet than Road Runner.
8. Lads… Can ye not just throw used condoms on the ground please? It’s a slipping risk and a choking hazard for pets.
9. I generally never allow guests stay over, but if you are like me and both talk in your sleep and snore some earplugs for your guest are a nice touch. Or a spare room even better ??
Right. Guest arrival is immanent. If I had more time I’d be designing and printing comments cards ??
Please feel free to add your own thoughts on what makes a meet a good time (excluding the obvious, or including it, fuck it, knock yourselves out) |
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