"Men can't... And women can't...
Men can't multitask and women can't parallel park. "
Why so negative? 
A man can breathe, wank and watch porn at the same time...I can drive around the block a second time to find a car parking spot that doesn't require parallel parking |
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Genuine naughty down to earth women on Fab who don't feel the need to make a theatrical production about meeting up for sex. They text you their post code, you arrive at their place of residence and the fun begins the moment you step through their front door.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men can't... And women can't...
Men can't multitask and women can't parallel park.
Why so negative?
Lol, it's a stereotype. They're meant to be negative
A man can breathe, wank and watch porn at the same time...I can drive around the block a second time to find a car parking spot that doesn't require parallel parking "
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"Men can't... And women can't...
Men can't multitask and women can't parallel park.
Why so negative?
A man can breathe, wank and watch porn at the same time...I can drive around the block a second time to find a car parking spot that doesn't require parallel parking "
Not with petrol prices now you can't |
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"Men can't... And women can't...
Men can't multitask and women can't parallel park.
Why so negative?
A man can breathe, wank and watch porn at the same time...I can drive around the block a second time to find a car parking spot that doesn't require parallel parking
Not with petrol prices now you can't "
Watch me |
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"Men can't... And women can't...
Men can't multitask and women can't parallel park.
Why so negative?
A man can breathe, wank and watch porn at the same time...I can drive around the block a second time to find a car parking spot that doesn't require parallel parking
Not with petrol prices now you can't
Watch me "
A twenty might get you off the forecourt |
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"Men can't... And women can't...
Men can't multitask and women can't parallel park.
Why so negative?
A man can breathe, wank and watch porn at the same time...I can drive around the block a second time to find a car parking spot that doesn't require parallel parking
Not with petrol prices now you can't
Watch me
A twenty might get you off the forecourt "
Just about
And I'll rake it back in at my local Apple Green - a few times around the block in short skirt and heels there and I'll be running my own service station |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Men can't... And women can't...
Men can't multitask and women can't parallel park.
Why so negative?
A man can breathe, wank and watch porn at the same time...I can drive around the block a second time to find a car parking spot that doesn't require parallel parking
Not with petrol prices now you can't
Watch me
A twenty might get you off the forecourt
Just about
And I'll rake it back in at my local Apple Green - a few times around the block in short skirt and heels there and I'll be running my own service station "
If you omit the skirt you could go nationwide…..  |
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"Men can't... And women can't...
Men can't multitask and women can't parallel park.
Why so negative?
A man can breathe, wank and watch porn at the same time...I can drive around the block a second time to find a car parking spot that doesn't require parallel parking
Not with petrol prices now you can't
Watch me
A twenty might get you off the forecourt
Just about
And I'll rake it back in at my local Apple Green - a few times around the block in short skirt and heels there and I'll be running my own service station
If you omit the skirt you could go nationwide….. "
Shhhhh, don't be spoiling my secret marketing strategy - I'm working myself up, up, up |
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"Men can't... And women can't...
Men can't multitask and women can't parallel park.
Why so negative?
A man can breathe, wank and watch porn at the same time...I can drive around the block a second time to find a car parking spot that doesn't require parallel parking
Not with petrol prices now you can't
Watch me "
If you miss it the first time you haven't a chance ..full tank for you..at 1pm you'll still be at the wheel at 4 pm .." l know there's a spot around here somewhere ".. |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Men can't... And women can't...
Men can't multitask and women can't parallel park.
Why so negative?
A man can breathe, wank and watch porn at the same time...I can drive around the block a second time to find a car parking spot that doesn't require parallel parking
Not with petrol prices now you can't
Watch me
A twenty might get you off the forecourt
Just about
And I'll rake it back in at my local Apple Green - a few times around the block in short skirt and heels there and I'll be running my own service station
If you omit the skirt you could go nationwide…..
Shhhhh, don't be spoiling my secret marketing strategy - I'm working myself up, up, up "
Ah, so that’s where’re I’m going wrong…..
I’ll have to take out my stilettos and short shirt again…..  |
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"Men can't... And women can't...
Men can't multitask and women can't parallel park.
Why so negative?
A man can breathe, wank and watch porn at the same time...I can drive around the block a second time to find a car parking spot that doesn't require parallel parking "
I like your attitude  |
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