Look... I know that sausage doesn't taste great.. but we are nearly finished now so just shove it inside you and try not to drip anything on the floor.

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By *ittlekinks38Woman over a year ago

outside belfast x

Wow that's some size

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By *ittlekinks38Woman over a year ago

outside belfast x

"We'll have to measure it first to see if it'll fit"

Yesssss lol

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By *ittlekinks38Woman over a year ago

outside belfast x

That'll never fit in there

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman over a year ago

Antrim Town

Sure that's enough batteries?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

I can't find the damn thing now. I'll have another wander around and see if I can spot it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely missing a big screw

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By *I TwoCouple over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

It wont stay up and doesn't last

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By *ilderMan over a year ago

dublin

Where is that feckin thing?

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By *ilderMan over a year ago

dublin

It's huge in here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's going to take two men to load that in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I've gone up the wrong aisle

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple over a year ago

somewhere out there

Could fit another one in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It slides into the hole with a little lubrication. But sometimes you just need to bang it harder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See this is why you follow the instructions, it stays up nice and firm.

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By *antra MassageMan over a year ago

South Side.

Its a mystery.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know what to do with all these bits!

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By *ligolad321 OP Man over a year ago

Donegal

This is a 2 man job...

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By *enguin1Man over a year ago

The sticks

They look bigger/smaller in reality than on the website

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

How much....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

"How much...."

Oh, I thought it would be so much more!

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By *ford dudeMan over a year ago

County

It's gonna take a small bit of force at the start, but once it slides in it will be perfect

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By *on Draper2.0Man over a year ago

Maynooth

It's amazing how such a large erection can fit into a box that small.

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By *antra MassageMan over a year ago

South Side.

Can we just go straight to the bargain basement?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sometimes you leave with more than you bargained for!

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By *anandJCouple over a year ago

Citywest

It supposed to be a quicke but it’s like a marathon from the moment you get in

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By *ARRYGOODMan over a year ago

Leixlip

You hold the end of it and I will use my hammer..... there you go it's in...

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By *cottybear74Man over a year ago

kilkenny

There's an extra screw

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By *abblingInDUBMan over a year ago

Dublin

'You know what, sorry, this just isn't really working with the both of us doing it. Maybe it's best if I just finish it on my own.....No, I am not asking you to leave. Please stay, I could use the company but I do need to concentrate.....Well, it is actually more difficult than they lead you to believe so, no, I dont think a congratulations is out of line when i finish'

I hate putting together Ikea flat packs!

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Daim girl!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck I am lost again

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By *oxyvixen99Woman over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"Daim girl!