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"You wake up naked with the poster above what's the first thing you say?..... "morning  | |||
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"Hubba ...Hubba... "Next Round Please  | |||
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"Who the fuck are you" What exactly did I drink last night? | |||
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"Wanna get brekkie" Need coffee | |||
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"Brekkie in bed !" What's a straight guy like you doin in a place like this?  | |||
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"Where did the other lad go? "Can I borrow that dress? | |||
"Where did the other lad go?
Can I borrow that dress?"Ready for another round - my tongue is thirsty | |||
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"Round 2 and a breakfast roll " If you insist | |||
"Round 2 and a breakfast roll If you insist" Look, a helicopter! | |||
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"Grab more ice "Stop hogging the blankets | |||
"Grab more ice
Stop hogging the blankets "Ask him to do jumping jacks | |||
"Grab more ice
Stop hogging the blankets
Ask him to do jumping jacks "move over | |||
"Grab more ice
Stop hogging the blankets
Ask him to do jumping jacks "My turn | |||
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"Bite the pillow" put on the kettle | |||
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"Can I get my cuffs off the headboard please "Jaysus I'd love a knobgobbler | |||
"Can I get my cuffs off the headboard please
Jaysus I'd love a knobgobbler "Hello again x | |||
"Can I get my cuffs off the headboard please
Jaysus I'd love a knobgobbler
Hello again x"Mere you | |||
"Can I get my cuffs off the headboard please
Jaysus I'd love a knobgobbler
Hello again x
Mere you "so ... do you want toast before or after your Breakfast | |||
"Can I get my cuffs off the headboard please
Jaysus I'd love a knobgobbler
Hello again x
Mere you "Thanks sexy | |||
"Can I get my cuffs off the headboard please
Jaysus I'd love a knobgobbler
Hello again x
Mere you
Thanks sexy"Long time no see | |||
" Long time no see "Pass me a caramel wafer | |||
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"Stop hogging the duvet "It's your turn to let the dogs out for a wee | |||
"It's your turn to let the dogs out for a wee " When your on your feet grab me a creme egg from the fridge | |||
"It's your turn to let the dogs out for a wee When your on your feet grab me a creme egg from the fridge" feck off into your own bed | |||
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"Oooooh no not you again "Mmm breakfast in bed my favourite | |||
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"Is this lolly’s doing ?? "Where’s your wallet!! | |||
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"Is this lolly’s doing ??
Where’s your wallet!!"Whats that in your back pocket....whoops no pockets | |||
"Is this lolly’s doing ??
Where’s your wallet!!" | |||
"Fancy a shower "Open those legs | |||
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"Thank you, next "Bend over | |||
"Thank you, next
Bend over "Care for a cheeky little helicopter?  | |||
"Thank you, next
Bend over
Care for a cheeky little helicopter? "Mmm give us a look than | |||
"Thank you, next
Bend over
Care for a cheeky little helicopter? "Prefer something a bit more solid | |||
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"Let’s go to the clink for nice breakfast and then to the pub!." Prefer Dinn Ri | |||
"Let’s go to the clink for nice breakfast and then to the pub!. Prefer Dinn Ri "Well I hit the jackpot last night | |||
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"Why am I naked?? "Looks like you were sleep waking again | |||
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"How do you like your eggs?" Can you make me tea when you're cooking Seans eggs please  | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 21/02/22 23:37:29]" I’ll just check with Morgan Dean for you | |||
"[Removed by poster at 21/02/22 23:37:29] I’ll just check with Morgan Dean for you "Can you tell Larry no sugar and just a wink of milk please and thank you | |||
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"Round 2 and a breakfast roll If you insist" definitely and some desserts | |||
"Round 2 and a breakfast roll If you insist definitely and some desserts " I'd be happy with a catch bar and a cup of tea | |||
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"Is that my mess or yours "You're buying the breakfast | |||
"Is that my mess or yours
You're buying the breakfast "come out of the way im late for work | |||
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"You wake up naked with the poster above what's the first thing you say?..... "Nothing… hands talking for themselves | |||
"You wake up naked with the poster above what's the first thing you say?.....
Nothing… hands talking for themselves "Hola Chico Grande | |||
"You wake up naked with the poster above what's the first thing you say?.....
Nothing… hands talking for themselves
Hola Chico Grande"Hola Chica sexy | |||
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"You wake up naked with the poster above what's the first thing you say?..... "Hello )))))) is it me ur lookin for... | |||
"Fuck the dreams ha" ‘Living the dream’ | |||
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"Er......it's Carlow "Fuck....sleepwalking again on the M9 | |||
"Er......it's Carlow
Fuck....sleepwalking again on the M9 "Are you naked doing it | |||
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"As long as we stayed bum to bum I won't lose it." One of us is in the wrong house mate | |||
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"I'd leave even if it was my house "What a fuck happen there?! | |||
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"I'd leave even if it was my house
What a fuck happen there?! "Will I show you again?? | |||
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"Invite them to join in next time "are you ready for more fun | |||
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"I'd leave even if it was my house
What a fuck happen there?!
Will I show you again?? "I shouldn't have eaten them cookies | |||
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"Omg what have I done" So you like a petite figure after all!! | |||
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"Omg what have I done So you like a petite figure after all!!" Yeah I off now to check my lotto numbers | |||
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"I'd leave even if it was my house
What a fuck happen there?!
Will I show you again??
I shouldn't have eaten them cookies "You can eat whatever you like, crumbs don't bother me. | |||
"I'd leave even if it was my house
What a fuck happen there?!
Will I show you again??
I shouldn't have eaten them cookies
You can eat whatever you like, crumbs don't bother me." giggling here...all welcome to our bed,eating cookies he doesn't mind | |||
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