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What's something you can't believe you had to explain to another adult
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Telling someone there was seven dwafts in snow White and the seven dwafts. She was mid to late twentys and a pa to my boss at the time .
My ex used to say he wasn't 6 ft he was 5 ft 12  till I pulled him over saying your bloody numpty your 6 ft . |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
Zealous religious beliefs are in fact a form of mental illness, called Schizotypism, which is on the schizophrenia spectrum or continuum.
However, a critical criterion is that the religious belief has to be idiosyncratic, in other words it has to be outside the cultural norms of one's society.
So, if you talk to God, asking for favours, good health, winning wars, etc., that is regarded as sanity; but if you can hear voices in your head and that you believe the God is talking to you, you're bonkers!
I recently had to explain this to a lady, who assured that the end is nigh, and that being a non-believer, I am destined to burn in Hell forever. So I would need to start reading The Bible asap!
Strange world we live in!  |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
Before Covid-19,I attended a training course for a specific role.
One of my fellow trainees genuinely believed that the Earth is flat.
I provided him with a lot of scientific evidence to the contrary, but he was not convinced.
Apparently there are a lot of flat earth proponers on the web; and what they espouse is being believed! |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
The following is genuine:
I recently tried to convince a guy that you are more likely to be able to attract women into conversations, if you wash regularly, wear clean and intact clothes, brush your teeth, have a haircut, cut your nails and are not coveted in flies during warm weather.
I did not succeed! |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"The following is genuine:
I recently tried to convince a guy that you are more likely to be able to attract women into conversations, if you wash regularly, wear clean and intact clothes, brush your teeth, have a haircut, cut your nails and are not coveted in flies during warm weather.
I did not succeed! "
Ok, Ok, I’ll give it a go if you think it will help…..  
(Now leave me alone, I said I’d do it…..  |
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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"I had to explain to a group of men that women did not in fact pee from their vagina. A comment was made about babies swimming through pee while being born.
This was in college! 
Ms Sugar"
Knowledge of the female anatomy is hit and miss alright |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pic 13 year old me answering the phones for my dad's taxi company back home.
Customer: I need a taxi to this place.
Me checking in with driver to see how long he'll be. Proceeds to tell customer 20minutes.
Customer: that's not good enough I need it right now.
Me: unfortunately the driver is in a car at the other end of town and not a helicopter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The following is genuine:
I recently tried to convince a guy that you are more likely to be able to attract women into conversations, if you wash regularly, wear clean and intact clothes, brush your teeth, have a haircut, cut your nails and are not coveted in flies during warm weather.
I did not succeed! "
Haha, I remember suggesting to my ex brother-in-law that his success rate with women might improve if he stopped drinking every day and showered more frequently |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was asked give a friend in her late fifties a tutorial on how to drive a car with an automatic transmission. She has been driving for almost forty years and had never driven an automatic. It took a while to convince her to leave her left foot on the nice big footrest, but she eventually got the hang of it. |
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"That the INSIDE lane is the one in the MIDDLE of the road.  to an intelligent man who has been driving for many many years. "
The "inside lane" in Ireland and the UK is the lane closest to the edge of the road, or lane 1.
The inside lane in the US is the lane closest to the oncoming traffic.
If you were in Ireland he was correct, not you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That the INSIDE lane is the one in the MIDDLE of the road. to an intelligent man who has been driving for many many years.
The "inside lane" in Ireland and the UK is the lane closest to the edge of the road, or lane 1.
The inside lane in the US is the lane closest to the oncoming traffic.
If you were in Ireland he was correct, not you. "
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
"I had to explain to a group of men that women did not in fact pee from their vagina. A comment was made about babies swimming through pee while being born.
This was in college!
Ms Sugar
Knowledge of the female anatomy is hit and miss alright "
You would be surprised how many mature women do not have an intimate detailed understanding of their own genitalia; what hope is there for many men! |
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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago
Enfield & Dublin |
Had to explain to a lady who had two children at this stage that the penis does not have a bone in it and that blood was the only thing that made it hard. She insisted she was right because it’s called a boner. I gave up. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Had to explain to a lady who had two children at this stage that the penis does not have a bone in it and that blood was the only thing that made it hard. She insisted she was right because it’s called a boner. I gave up. "
Did she let it go  |
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That peeing after sex doesn't wash semen out and stop pregnancy.
That steak isn't an animal. Than that steak wasn't from a different animal than beef, even though she accepted that steak is beef.
That there isn't water in seashells that she just can't see.
To a 35yr old woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After waiting for 15 mins to get to the air i had to explain to a guy in a tarted up rice rocket that pumping air into a tyre with a hole as big as my fist in it wont reinflate the tyre!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I actually had to explain to a woman who already had 2 kids that semen does not come out of a penis between the head and foreskin....she thought since normally after pulling out after sex because there was some semen under the forskin that was where it came from (where is the facepalm emogi) |
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"I actually had to explain to a woman who already had 2 kids that semen does not come out of a penis between the head and foreskin....she thought since normally after pulling out after sex because there was some semen under the forskin that was where it came from (where is the facepalm emogi)"
We really need the facepalm and a drool. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She obviously never gave a guy a handjobbie
Or she didn't maintain the appropriate eye contact "
Oh definately proper eye conct should be maintained, it gives us something to aim for  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That peeing after sex doesn't wash semen out and stop pregnancy.
That steak isn't an animal. Than that steak wasn't from a different animal than beef, even though she accepted that steak is beef.
That there isn't water in seashells that she just can't see.
To a 35yr old woman "
How did you talk to her long enough after the first death sentence she landed on you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had to explain bacon and pork come from the same animal and streaky bacon doesnt come from a different type of pig that back bacon comes from. She didn't believe me. |
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"That peeing after sex doesn't wash semen out and stop pregnancy.
That steak isn't an animal. Than that steak wasn't from a different animal than beef, even though she accepted that steak is beef.
That there isn't water in seashells that she just can't see.
To a 35yr old woman
How did you talk to her long enough after the first death sentence she landed on you? "
I had to, I was training her in work and I couldn't quite believe that she was being serious |
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"I had to explain bacon and pork come from the same animal and streaky bacon doesnt come from a different type of pig that back bacon comes from. She didn't believe me."
This has to be the same person as mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That peeing after sex doesn't wash semen out and stop pregnancy.
That steak isn't an animal. Than that steak wasn't from a different animal than beef, even though she accepted that steak is beef.
That there isn't water in seashells that she just can't see.
To a 35yr old woman
How did you talk to her long enough after the first death sentence she landed on you?
I had to, I was training her in work and I couldn't quite believe that she was being serious "
Ok that’s much easier to swallow than her being a friend |
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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"That birth control is your own responsibility.
Birth control is the collective responsibility of everyone involved in the sex."
I like being involved in the sex
This might be my new strap line |
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"That you need to peel onions before cutting them! "
I hate being the contrarian around here but I have a friend who slices the onions before peeling them. It's then really easy to just pull off the outer layer before further chopping. |
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"I had to explain to an Irish person on holiday in Poland that they were a foreigner. She was having none of it. To quote here "I'm not a fooking Foreigner"
Oh god, I just gave up. "
Of you ever visited the politics forum here you'll see something similar. Half the ones complaining about immigration into Britain live in Spain themselves. |
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"That you need to peel onions before cutting them!
I hate being the contrarian around here but I have a friend who slices the onions before peeling them. It's then really easy to just pull off the outer layer before further chopping. "
What? How? |
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That a reunited Ireland isn't just going to magically transport us back 100+ years to a land of folk songs and in reality would be an assimilation of cultures north and south (incl the loyalists) into something completely new and different to how Ireland has ever been before. |
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It was a Doctor Phil moment for me explaining this 
