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Let's talk about spoons
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Do you collect them, play them, polish them or were you born with a silver one in your gob?
They aren't as aggressive as their cutlery colleagues (except in the capable hands of an Irish mammy) but have a more rounded personality.
Maybe you like to spoon or if you suffer from chronic illness you might be aware of Spoon theory?
How about using one as a cure for hiccups or testing for lung or gastric issues?
Are you an aggressive stirrer or do you stir therapeutically?
So many questions, so many spoons!
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
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My parents are married 50yrs today and recently my dad found a wedding gift of 6 silver teaspoons in a wooden display case they had gotten. He got each of the six grandkids names on the back of the spoons and gave it to my mum....  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"My parents are married 50yrs today and recently my dad found a wedding gift of 6 silver teaspoons in a wooden display case they had gotten. He got each of the six grandkids names on the back of the spoons and gave it to my mum.... "
Gorgeous story...hope they have many more years together |
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"Do waiters still use the old spoon and string trick?
What's this then "
They keep a spoon in their top pocket to save time if a customer drops one they have a replacement and pick up another when they get back to the kitchen. It's a great time saving tip.
They also have a piece of string hanging from their fly to save hand washing time when they pop to the loo. They just use the string to pull the little lad out and hold him steady.
When they've finished and need to tuck him away again without using their hands...... they always carry a spoon in their top pocket.  |
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By *inion42Man
over a year ago
minionland |
When we were born we fed by the magic airplane spoon
When we were older and bolder we were clobbered by then
When we like lazy Saturday mornings, we like dip them in our cappuccino latte or hot toddy’s later on a winters night
When we have connection with someone we like to be cuddled in them
When we are many years together we like to be celebrated by them
When we are musical we play on the knee
Lastly when we go on hols we get from different places
Happy Spooning |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Do waiters still use the old spoon and string trick?
What's this then
They keep a spoon in their top pocket to save time if a customer drops one they have a replacement and pick up another when they get back to the kitchen. It's a great time saving tip.
They also have a piece of string hanging from their fly to save hand washing time when they pop to the loo. They just use the string to pull the little lad out and hold him steady.
When they've finished and need to tuck him away again without using their hands...... they always carry a spoon in their top pocket. "
I had to ask didnt I  |
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"How some people need a fresh spoon for every fresh cuppa they make  . WTF is wrong with using the same one for the day before it hits the dishwasher, like, seriously "
Guilty 
Everytime I empty the dishwasher I say to myself I'm.not doing that tomorrow |
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"Do waiters still use the old spoon and string trick?
What's this then
They keep a spoon in their top pocket to save time if a customer drops one they have a replacement and pick up another when they get back to the kitchen. It's a great time saving tip.
They also have a piece of string hanging from their fly to save hand washing time when they pop to the loo. They just use the string to pull the little lad out and hold him steady.
When they've finished and need to tuck him away again without using their hands...... they always carry a spoon in their top pocket.
I had to ask didnt I "
I'll be bringing my own cutlery to dine out in future  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When we were born we fed by the magic airplane spoon
When we were older and bolder we were clobbered by then
When we like lazy Saturday mornings, we like dip them in our cappuccino latte or hot toddy’s later on a winters night
When we have connection with someone we like to be cuddled in them
When we are many years together we like to be celebrated by them
When we are musical we play on the knee
Lastly when we go on hols we get from different places
Happy Spooning "
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Down Boy chastity products used to manufacture Temperance Spoons made from Sheffield steel with the tagline "Guaranteed to soften even the most optimistic ardour"
For as little as £24.99 you got a spoon in its own chilling cabinet.
For ladies that were done with that sort of thing a solid tap with a cold spoon was the best way to cure an unwanted erection.
It came with a warning that extremely turgid erections may require more than one tap on the lid. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"A french coffee spoon, berry spoon, stilton scoop and even a Hanoverian mustard spoon are all self explanatory.
My research ended as soon as I discovered the Aspic spoon  "
But what about a spork where do they come into the equation. |
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"A french coffee spoon, berry spoon, stilton scoop and even a Hanoverian mustard spoon are all self explanatory.
My research ended as soon as I discovered the Aspic spoon
But what about a spork where do they come into the equation. "
#bastardsmattertoo |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"A french coffee spoon, berry spoon, stilton scoop and even a Hanoverian mustard spoon are all self explanatory.
My research ended as soon as I discovered the Aspic spoon
But what about a spork where do they come into the equation.
#bastardsmattertoo"
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"A french coffee spoon, berry spoon, stilton scoop and even a Hanoverian mustard spoon are all self explanatory.
My research ended as soon as I discovered the Aspic spoon
But what about a spork where do they come into the equation. "
Not forgetting the spife,splayd and knork |
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I can play the spoons. Not very well. But I was born with a silver one in my gob, hence the accent.
I have a teenager so I spend a lot of time in her room looking for missing teaspoons? Does that count??
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