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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Taken from The Lounge...

You wake up tomorrow as the opposite sex, just for 1 day...

What's the first thing you would do?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Taken from The Lounge...

You wake up tomorrow as the opposite sex, just for 1 day...

What's the first thing you would do? "

A helicopter

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

Play with my boobs all day long

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Taken from The Lounge...

You wake up tomorrow as the opposite sex, just for 1 day...

What's the first thing you would do?

A helicopter "

"You spin me right round baby, right round like a record baby..."

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By *lamingo57Woman  over a year ago

Carrick

Wank myself silly.

Send women actual nice messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wank myself silly.

Send women actual nice messages "

Would interested in your applied technique!

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

Renew my car insurance and save a few euro

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By *ouple 0073Couple  over a year ago

donegal

Scratch me balls

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By *heMystroMan  over a year ago

Dublin

Find my g spot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wank myself silly.

Send women actual nice messages "

nice answer

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By *ed just RedWoman  over a year ago

Dublin City

Have a wank and see what all the fuss is about.

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

Can you give birth in a day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Taken from The Lounge...

You wake up tomorrow as the opposite sex, just for 1 day...

What's the first thing you would do? "

Stay in bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Log on here and complain about how hard it is for women on this site

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Buy a big cumumber & a bendy bananna

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By *unner4funMan  over a year ago

Belfast-Coleraine

Jog on the spot to see what boobs bouncing feels like...... Assuming I've got big boobs

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By *ilderMan  over a year ago

dublin

Mourn the loss of my penis

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Say whatever I wanted on the forums without being challenged

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Say whatever I wanted on the forums without being challenged"

Ah there's one or two that would challenge ya

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By *elfastblondMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Play with my nipples

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Play with my titties lol

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By *innerboy86Man  over a year ago

on the border

It is very therapeutic giving the balls a good scratch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Panic? Why would everyone be ok with this surprise change! Oh wait, I am taking this too seriously...

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By *indenMan  over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Take and send unsolicited booby pics….

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By *organ DeanWoman  over a year ago

Belfast

Test my pee aim.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Play with my nipples"

But you already do that oh wait that was me

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By *oey4somefunMan  over a year ago

Dublin/Drogheda

Explore every part of my body

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Make myself coffee

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By *igglefunWoman  over a year ago

Cork

Put my hand down my pants see why men always do it...

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By *ligolad321Man  over a year ago

Donegal

Bask in the glory of always being right whilst multitasking....

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Make a video of me jumping up and down naked....oooh wait just seen one this morning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Make a video of me jumping up and down naked....oooh wait just seen one this morning "

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"Make a video of me jumping up and down naked....oooh wait just seen one this morning "

I think you’ll find that they’re called jumping jacks

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By *lamingo57Woman  over a year ago

Carrick

Why do none of the men want to play with their vaginas?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have multiple orgasms at the same time.

Then see what my legs and ass look like in heels!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fake an orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wear a very revealing top barely covering my lady bits and then complain about all the men staring at my lady bits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do none of the men want to play with their vaginas?! "

Cause they don't know what to do with it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wouldn’t try parallel parking my car on a busy street

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do none of the men want to play with their vaginas?! "

Because they only want what they haven't got

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do none of the men want to play with their vaginas?! "

Sure we’ve been playing with them for years

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick

Try (and fail at)

- multitasking

- finding something specific in the fridge

- letting a car out in front of me

- indicating

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By *lamingo57Woman  over a year ago

Carrick


"Wear a very revealing top barely covering my lady bits and then complain about all the men staring at my lady bits "

Obviously you're only looking for a reaction and I'd usually roll my eyes at your posts and thank whoever is listening that my boys have turned out to be lovely, respectful lads who don't judge women/men on their clothing choices but that comment is dickish (as you already know )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wear a very revealing top barely covering my lady bits and then complain about all the men staring at my lady bits

Obviously you're only looking for a reaction and I'd usually roll my eyes at your posts and thank whoever is listening that my boys have turned out to be lovely, respectful lads who don't judge women/men on their clothing choices but that comment is dickish (as you already know )"

I am so happy he posts what he does. Makes it easier to stay well clear lol. Love the forums for that

Miss_tattoo

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By *lamingo57Woman  over a year ago

Carrick


"Wear a very revealing top barely covering my lady bits and then complain about all the men staring at my lady bits

Obviously you're only looking for a reaction and I'd usually roll my eyes at your posts and thank whoever is listening that my boys have turned out to be lovely, respectful lads who don't judge women/men on their clothing choices but that comment is dickish (as you already know )

I am so happy he posts what he does. Makes it easier to stay well clear lol. Love the forums for that

Miss_tattoo "

That's a really good point!

"wHy cAnT I gEt a tExT bAcK"

Lolz.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wear a very revealing top barely covering my lady bits and then complain about all the men staring at my lady bits

Obviously you're only looking for a reaction and I'd usually roll my eyes at your posts and thank whoever is listening that my boys have turned out to be lovely, respectful lads who don't judge women/men on their clothing choices but that comment is dickish (as you already know )

I am so happy he posts what he does. Makes it easier to stay well clear lol. Love the forums for that

Miss_tattoo

That's a really good point!

"wHy cAnT I gEt a tExT bAcK"

Lolz. "

Lol not looking for text back

You wish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wear a very revealing top barely covering my lady bits and then complain about all the men staring at my lady bits

Obviously you're only looking for a reaction and I'd usually roll my eyes at your posts and thank whoever is listening that my boys have turned out to be lovely, respectful lads who don't judge women/men on their clothing choices but that comment is dickish (as you already know )"

Boys will act completely different in your company as opposed to being in a group of lads… sorry to spoil your idealistic view of lads.

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By *lamingo57Woman  over a year ago

Carrick


"Wear a very revealing top barely covering my lady bits and then complain about all the men staring at my lady bits

Obviously you're only looking for a reaction and I'd usually roll my eyes at your posts and thank whoever is listening that my boys have turned out to be lovely, respectful lads who don't judge women/men on their clothing choices but that comment is dickish (as you already know )

I am so happy he posts what he does. Makes it easier to stay well clear lol. Love the forums for that

Miss_tattoo

That's a really good point!

"wHy cAnT I gEt a tExT bAcK"

Lolz.

Lol not looking for text back

You wish "

Are you 12?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wear a very revealing top barely covering my lady bits and then complain about all the men staring at my lady bits

Obviously you're only looking for a reaction and I'd usually roll my eyes at your posts and thank whoever is listening that my boys have turned out to be lovely, respectful lads who don't judge women/men on their clothing choices but that comment is dickish (as you already know )

Boys will act completely different in your company as opposed to being in a group of lads… sorry to spoil your idealistic view of lads.

"

You really do think how you act is OK. Glad I have the partner I have

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Try (and fail at)

- multitasking

- finding something specific in the fridge

- letting a car out in front of me

- indicating "

Signed......James

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick


"Try (and fail at)

- multitasking

- finding something specific in the fridge

- letting a car out in front of me

- indicating

Signed......James "

Most definitely Nicole here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wear a very revealing top barely covering my lady bits and then complain about all the men staring at my lady bits

Obviously you're only looking for a reaction and I'd usually roll my eyes at your posts and thank whoever is listening that my boys have turned out to be lovely, respectful lads who don't judge women/men on their clothing choices but that comment is dickish (as you already know )

Boys will act completely different in your company as opposed to being in a group of lads… sorry to spoil your idealistic view of lads.

You really do think how you act is OK. Glad I have the partner I have "

I am always respectful to women and would never make them feel uncomfortable in any situations.

My posts are tongue in cheek, my sincerest apologies if that went over your head.

Not being misogynistic in any shape or form, I detest that… but it’s fact of life, lads, be it husbands, sons etc will act completely different when they are with their peers, if you think otherwise you are very naive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wear a very revealing top barely covering my lady bits and then complain about all the men staring at my lady bits

Obviously you're only looking for a reaction and I'd usually roll my eyes at your posts and thank whoever is listening that my boys have turned out to be lovely, respectful lads who don't judge women/men on their clothing choices but that comment is dickish (as you already know )

Boys will act completely different in your company as opposed to being in a group of lads… sorry to spoil your idealistic view of lads.

You really do think how you act is OK. Glad I have the partner I have

I am always respectful to women and would never make them feel uncomfortable in any situations.

My posts are tongue in cheek, my sincerest apologies if that went over your head.

Not being misogynistic in any shape or form, I detest that… but it’s fact of life, lads, be it husbands, sons etc will act completely different when they are with their peers, if you think otherwise you are very naive "

And the fact you think that your comments are just you being cheeky is the problem. I have noticed your comments and posts the past few months and they certainly made me cringe and make me definitely stay away

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"Wear a very revealing top barely covering my lady bits and then complain about all the men staring at my lady bits

Obviously you're only looking for a reaction and I'd usually roll my eyes at your posts and thank whoever is listening that my boys have turned out to be lovely, respectful lads who don't judge women/men on their clothing choices but that comment is dickish (as you already know )

Boys will act completely different in your company as opposed to being in a group of lads… sorry to spoil your idealistic view of lads.

You really do think how you act is OK. Glad I have the partner I have

I am always respectful to women and would never make them feel uncomfortable in any situations.

My posts are tongue in cheek, my sincerest apologies if that went over your head.

Not being misogynistic in any shape or form, I detest that… but it’s fact of life, lads, be it husbands, sons etc will act completely different when they are with their peers, if you think otherwise you are very naive "

In 38 years in the workforce I've only ever seen 2 cases of misogyny. I disciplined the first and got headbutted by him the following day as a result.

The second time was at a Christmas party and the person involved was dealt with by another member of staff punching the head off him.

Apart from that I've never had one of these so called lads conversations or discussed sexual activity or what women are wearing so maybe I'm hanging out with the right sort of people. That's not naivety that's fact.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Make a video of me jumping up and down naked....oooh wait just seen one this morning

I think you’ll find that they’re called jumping jacks "

Oh I didn't see the jumping Jack's

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By *londy84Man  over a year ago

Scotstown

Make use of the toys I have in house.

And get my partner to put on the strap on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wear a very revealing top barely covering my lady bits and then complain about all the men staring at my lady bits

Obviously you're only looking for a reaction and I'd usually roll my eyes at your posts and thank whoever is listening that my boys have turned out to be lovely, respectful lads who don't judge women/men on their clothing choices but that comment is dickish (as you already know )

Boys will act completely different in your company as opposed to being in a group of lads… sorry to spoil your idealistic view of lads.

You really do think how you act is OK. Glad I have the partner I have

I am always respectful to women and would never make them feel uncomfortable in any situations.

My posts are tongue in cheek, my sincerest apologies if that went over your head.

Not being misogynistic in any shape or form, I detest that… but it’s fact of life, lads, be it husbands, sons etc will act completely different when they are with their peers, if you think otherwise you are very naive

In 38 years in the workforce I've only ever seen 2 cases of misogyny. I disciplined the first and got headbutted by him the following day as a result.

The second time was at a Christmas party and the person involved was dealt with by another member of staff punching the head off him.

Apart from that I've never had one of these so called lads conversations or discussed sexual activity or what women are wearing so maybe I'm hanging out with the right sort of people. That's not naivety that's fact. "

Like it can be done. Some just choose excuses

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick


"

Not being misogynistic in any shape or form, I detest that… but it’s fact of life, lads, be it husbands, sons etc will act completely different when they are with their peers, if you think otherwise you are very naive "

Nope, none of my male friends or family members behave in that way I assure you. Maybe you should reassess the type of guys you associate yourself with. Mrs

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"Make a video of me jumping up and down naked....oooh wait just seen one this morning

I think you’ll find that they’re called jumping jacks

Oh I didn't see the jumping Jack's "

But they were the central point of the video

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So you are telling me if a woman was wearing a scantily clad top barely covering her assets not one of your male friends would pass a comment while in an all make group with their friends?

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"So you are telling me if a woman was wearing a scantily clad top barely covering her assets not one of your male friends would pass a comment while in an all make group with their friends?"

If you are asking me then yes that's exactly what I'm telling you apart from the two occasions I already detailed. It's not even an age thing because I've never been in group company where those sorts of conversations would be tolerated.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Make a video of me jumping up and down naked....oooh wait just seen one this morning

I think you’ll find that they’re called jumping jacks

Oh I didn't see the jumping Jack's

But they were the central point of the video"

Definitely not from my view

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By *ardyboy54321Man  over a year ago

Fermanagh

I'd like to try out this washing dishes craic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So you are telling me if a woman was wearing a scantily clad top barely covering her assets not one of your male friends would pass a comment while in an all make group with their friends?"

Yes it has been done where nobody would make negative comments. Shocker I know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I think your full of it. I’ve often been on nights out and women would even comment on other women dressed in such attire.

I think you just really like me

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"Well I think your full of it. I’ve often been on nights out and women would even comment on other women dressed in such attire.

I think you just really like me "

No i don't actually

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wank myself silly.

Send women actual nice messages "

I will help you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well I think your full of it. I’ve often been on nights out and women would even comment on other women dressed in such attire.

I think you just really like me "

I have been out with many scantily clad female friends in a group and you know what comment I make?? You look great.. Because that's what men do... not little insecure..boys... like you... Dublinstud.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Taken from The Lounge...

You wake up tomorrow as the opposite sex, just for 1 day...

What's the first thing you would do? "

Give myself insane multiple orgasms with one of those magic wands

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shave off all the hairs lol.

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By *NawtyCplCouple  over a year ago

Around and about

Think id stratch my newly acquired balls, give the willy a wee go see what happens. Then spend the day flexing muscles

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By *dfabMan  over a year ago

Dunboyne

First a clitoral orgasm, then a G spot one, then a C spot one, then try and string them together for multiple orgasms, a whilst playing with my new breasts and soft skin, with a butt plug in. All filmed of course, for my OF account, girl's gotta have pocket money

After all that, a shower and preen myself for 2hrs before I could be seen in public

Then find a greedy girls afternoon so I can try spit roasting and DP, for the craic like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ah lads it’s not worth it anymore

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By *organ DeanWoman  over a year ago

Belfast


"First a clitoral orgasm, then a G spot one, then a C spot one, then try and string them together for multiple orgasms, a whilst playing with my new breasts and soft skin, with a butt plug in. All filmed of course, for my OF account, girl's gotta have pocket money

After all that, a shower and preen myself for 2hrs before I could be seen in public

Then find a greedy girls afternoon so I can try spit roasting and DP, for the craic like

"

All of this

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By *organ DeanWoman  over a year ago

Belfast


"[Removed by poster at 19/02/22 08:28:57]"

I always wonder if these are mispelling deletions or a change of mind. Mine are always bc I've noticed a mistake too late

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Go for a pee, what else would you do first thing in the morning?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Go for a pee, what else would you do first thing in the morning? "

Have a wank of course

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Well I think your full of it. I’ve often been on nights out and women would even comment on other women dressed in such attire.

I think you just really like me "

Some overreactions to your post alright. It seems your forum fondling is bit too much stimuli for some.

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Go for a pee, what else would you do first thing in the morning?

Have a wank of course "

Just watch out what you do wa(n)king up as a lady, your full bladder could turn into a sprinkle event.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have a play

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Go for a pee, what else would you do first thing in the morning?

Have a wank of course

Just watch out what you do wa(n)king up as a lady, your full bladder could turn into a sprinkle event. "

That would be handy if the grass is turning a bit dry

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan  over a year ago

Tipperary

go and learn how to parallel park and get my peripheral vision checked

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By *ig A300Man  over a year ago

North. love to chat please.

Stop moaning on here and play all day long it is only for 24 hours isn't it get fucked as much as I can as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well I think your full of it. I’ve often been on nights out and women would even comment on other women dressed in such attire.

I think you just really like me

Some overreactions to your post alright. It seems your forum fondling is bit too much stimuli for some. "

Exactly some people just can’t handle their egos not being massaged

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

Get laid.

I am incessantly intrigued to know from my female partners what it feels like to be very deeply penetrated for a long period, before I cum.

And, as a woman, what that moment of penetration feels like, for the very first time.

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