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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Today so far I had opening messages from deluded complete strangers offers including come fuck me in the woods, can I come pick you up in my car tonight for meet and will you come to my house for meet.
So my question is where is oddest place someone's asked you for a meet. Mine are he wanted to meet in his milk truck and the other wanted to fuck me in the stables with his horse Max watching. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today so far I had opening messages from deluded complete strangers offers including come fuck me in the woods, can I come pick you up in my car tonight for meet and will you come to my house for meet.
So my question is where is oddest place someone's asked you for a meet. Mine are he wanted to meet in his milk truck and the other wanted to fuck me in the stables with his horse Max watching. "
I literally bust out laughing reading that  o-
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
Someone asked me could they strap me into a sex swing type contraption and connect a home made milking machine to my penis....they even included an actual picture of the device like it was an episode of Dragons Den....it was at this stage that I said I was out . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But he's a nice guy Rosy!
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I know I soon as they say the magic words " But I'm a nice guy" I say of course you are random person off the internet I'll meet you at Junction 14 in ten minutes to blow you |
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
dublin |
"Today so far I had opening messages from deluded complete strangers offers including come fuck me in the woods, can I come pick you up in my car tonight for meet and will you come to my house for meet.
So my question is where is oddest place someone's asked you for a meet. Mine are he wanted to meet in his milk truck and the other wanted to fuck me in the stables with his horse Max watching. "
I never get odd offers, what am I doing wrong? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got the fuck in the wooda one too today. A guy told me he could accommodate in a garden shed before. 
Im not that much of a hoe. "
Well in fairness I can't blame him everyone wants to fork you  |
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"Today so far I had opening messages from deluded complete strangers offers including come fuck me in the woods, can I come pick you up in my car tonight for meet and will you come to my house for meet.
So my question is where is oddest place someone's asked you for a meet. Mine are he wanted to meet in his milk truck and the other wanted to fuck me in the stables with his horse Max watching. "
Haha where do some people think of there Ideas. Like theres fetishes and then theres just weird  |
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"The stable and horse and the catfight offer
Latest wanted to know was I on the pill
Oh yes the cat fight in hotel guy totally forgotten about him! "
Were y'all supposed to be in the cat fight together? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The stable and horse and the catfight offer
Latest wanted to know was I on the pill
Oh yes the cat fight in hotel guy totally forgotten about him!
Were y'all supposed to be in the cat fight together?"
Kinda like Fight club but Cat Fight Club. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The stable and horse and the catfight offer
Latest wanted to know was I on the pill
Oh yes the cat fight in hotel guy totally forgotten about him! "
And then when turned down he would continue to say how his misses would kick my ass and she never lost a fight
My face is ugly as it is don't need to ruin it more ty
Miss_tattoo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got the cat fight in hotel room today so he is back doing the rounds..its ok tho as he upped the money to 600 for the winner and 300 for the loser.."
We would get a nice week in Spain out of it, I'll let you beat me  |
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
kildare |
"I got the cat fight in hotel room today so he is back doing the rounds..its ok tho as he upped the money to 600 for the winner and 300 for the loser..
We would get a nice week in Spain out of it, I'll let you beat me "
hahahaha good thinking!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got the cat fight in hotel room today so he is back doing the rounds..its ok tho as he upped the money to 600 for the winner and 300 for the loser.."
We teaming up again to keep the reigning title! Cum on the Lilywhites Cat Fight Club.. |
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
kildare |
"I got the cat fight in hotel room today so he is back doing the rounds..its ok tho as he upped the money to 600 for the winner and 300 for the loser..
We teaming up again to keep the reigning title! Cum on the Lilywhites Cat Fight Club.."
between junction 14 and cat fights im going to be with you full time |
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I was hiking the wicklow way years ago and as you do i fired up fab to see who was around, so i get a message form a " female profile" saying she is a german exchange student and she has a tent set up near one of those methal huts, she(he) wanted me to find it in the middle of the night, and sneak in , she said she would be bent over waiting, the mad thing was they described the tent , and sure enough the next morning i passed it,the only thing was was it was 3 guys in it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was hiking the wicklow way years ago and as you do i fired up fab to see who was around, so i get a message form a " female profile" saying she is a german exchange student and she has a tent set up near one of those methal huts, she(he) wanted me to find it in the middle of the night, and sneak in , she said she would be bent over waiting, the mad thing was they described the tent , and sure enough the next morning i passed it,the only thing was was it was 3 guys in it."
I'll have to invite you over to my bell tent during the summer for a meet. You are a erection specialist after all ..Did you ever had sex while camping? It’s fucking in-tents |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The infamous catfight one, defecate on a a glass table and the latest one was a few months ago from the lady of a couple who apparently wanted to treat her fella while she was working. 
Red flag out and out |
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"The stable and horse and the catfight offer
Latest wanted to know was I on the pill
Oh yes the cat fight in hotel guy totally forgotten about him!
Were y'all supposed to be in the cat fight together?
Kinda like Fight club but Cat Fight Club. "
Sounds like first rule of Cat Fight Club is to tell everyone about Cat Fight Club. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh forgot about the socially distant meet category!
One guy wanted to wank outside my window during the first lockdown. Don't know what the neighbours would have thought about that
Then the other guy wanted a socially distant wank meet outside he was going to kindly provide gloves and hand sanitiser and they say romance is dead
Then the guy who wanted car meet late at night. But he was a "nice guy" he couldn't understand why nobody wanted to watch him knock one off in front of them in the car
What a bunch of wankers... |
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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago
Youghal |
We've had the wrestling message a few times.
Also a truck driver at 7.30 one random weekday morning. Just a small matter of school runs and work to rearrange for a bunk up in a smelly truck cab, what's not to like. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It looks, to me, like you are attracting certain type of wankers… poor thing 
Want a hug?
Happy Valentine’s Day "
Oh hugs yes please! Luckily for me I could do a entire thread on my amazing meets. But this is way more fun to discuss! |
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"Today so far I had opening messages from deluded complete strangers offers including come fuck me in the woods, can I come pick you up in my car tonight for meet and will you come to my house for meet.
So my question is where is oddest place someone's asked you for a meet. Mine are he wanted to meet in his milk truck and the other wanted to fuck me in the stables with his horse Max watching. "
poor Max |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was looking forward to a coffee at junction 14 and shopping in Kildare village this morning but it looks like its overrun by Zombie Wankers "
We are called the Lilywhites because of all the cum produced there... |
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By *j2000Man
over a year ago
mayo |
Some great 1's on here
I got txt 1 eve asking would I be interested in meet, description of what she wanted (very extreme) but her daddy wanted to watch.
Thought it was Dom type thing but no it WAS her Father!!
And that was a no from me lol |
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By *abbingMan
over a year ago
Belfast |
"On a bank of turf would be hot
A guy did message and kindly offered to fuck me in the ass in a turf shed. I'll stick to loads of turf thanks.."
And they say romance is dead! 
Hope we was going to throw in a few bags of turf for you to sweeten the deal!
Some view funny posts here, but some others sound outright sinister!! |
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There was an article in the paper today about PETA complaining about a horse who had been injured while engaging in some 'unconventional reproductive activities".
Having read this thread, I think it might be Max.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah had the car meet on the side of a motorway with complete stranger??
Garden shed /man shed
Back of a van he's got a mattress in there just incase how romantic
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Ah yes the Fuck Truck..if the van is a rocking don't go a knocking! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe my inbox is broken.... "
Open that inbox up to single guys and you won't be long getting flooded with weird and wonderful and imaginative offers how they're going to suck your dick! |
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
dublin |
"Maybe my inbox is broken....
Open that inbox up to single guys and you won't be long getting flooded with weird and wonderful and imaginative offers how they're going to suck your dick! "
They are open to them. I've met many lads at parties and socials and need to be contactable for party invites etc. I have to put up with the random 'nice cock', 'hi sexy' etc emails but a scenario (weird or not) is never suggested beyond that I don't think. Not that I want any of those kinds of offers from lads. Most of my emails are from lads but as I said that's so I can get party invites. Fab hasn't a gobsh*te filter yet sadly. |
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"Today so far I had opening messages from deluded complete strangers offers including come fuck me in the woods, can I come pick you up in my car tonight for meet and will you come to my house for meet.
So my question is where is oddest place someone's asked you for a meet. Mine are he wanted to meet in his milk truck and the other wanted to fuck me in the stables with his horse Max watching. "
Its awhile ago now but I'm familiar with the horse called Max situation! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Today so far I had opening messages from deluded complete strangers offers including come fuck me in the woods, can I come pick you up in my car tonight for meet and will you come to my house for meet.
So my question is where is oddest place someone's asked you for a meet. Mine are he wanted to meet in his milk truck and the other wanted to fuck me in the stables with his horse Max watching.
Its awhile ago now but I'm familiar with the horse called Max situation! "
I thought me and that farmer and Max had a special connection. From this thread it turns out I wasn't the only one he wanted to rail in the stables! |
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By *iiboyMan
over a year ago
Tankardstown |
"Maybe my inbox is broken....
Your so not wrong there lol
Open that inbox up to single guys and you won't be long getting flooded with weird and wonderful and imaginative offers how they're going to suck your dick! "
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"Today so far I had opening messages from deluded complete strangers offers including come fuck me in the woods, can I come pick you up in my car tonight for meet and will you come to my house for meet.
So my question is where is oddest place someone's asked you for a meet. Mine are he wanted to meet in his milk truck and the other wanted to fuck me in the stables with his horse Max watching. "
The real question is did Max enjoy the show? |
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