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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No doubt about it yoga pants are sexy as fook… but with pants that enhances a woman’s derrière, push up bras, fake tan and make up. These days a guy could wake up to a completely different looking person in the morning. Is it a case of false advertising?
Imagine guys started wearing bulge enhancing underwear, would women be disappointed the goods were not as advertised?
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"No doubt about it yoga pants are sexy as fook… but with pants that enhances a woman’s derrière, push up bras, fake tan and make up. These days a guy could wake up to a completely different looking person in the morning. Is it a case of false advertising?
Imagine guys started wearing bulge enhancing underwear, would women be disappointed the goods were not as advertised?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No doubt about it yoga pants are sexy as fook… but with pants that enhances a woman’s derrière, push up bras, fake tan and make up. These days a guy could wake up to a completely different looking person in the morning. Is it a case of false advertising?
Imagine guys started wearing bulge enhancing underwear, would women be disappointed the goods were not as advertised?
Yawn "
It wouldn’t be yawn if I woke beside you, it would be “there is a god”! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No doubt about it yoga pants are sexy as fook… but with pants that enhances a woman’s derrière, push up bras, fake tan and make up. These days a guy could wake up to a completely different looking person in the morning. Is it a case of false advertising?
Imagine guys started wearing bulge enhancing underwear, would women be disappointed the goods were not as advertised?
Yawn
It wouldn’t be yawn if I woke beside you, it would be “there is a god”!"
According to OP you'd probably run away screaming  :P |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No doubt about it yoga pants are sexy as fook… but with pants that enhances a woman’s derrière, push up bras, fake tan and make up. These days a guy could wake up to a completely different looking person in the morning. Is it a case of false advertising?
Imagine guys started wearing bulge enhancing underwear, would women be disappointed the goods were not as advertised?
Yawn
It wouldn’t be yawn if I woke beside you, it would be “there is a god”!
According to OP you'd probably run away screaming :P"
Did I mention you ?! You’re in the naturally pretty category… you don’t need make up or enhancing to make you attractive  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No doubt about it yoga pants are sexy as fook… but with pants that enhances a woman’s derrière, push up bras, fake tan and make up. These days a guy could wake up to a completely different looking person in the morning. Is it a case of false advertising?
Imagine guys started wearing bulge enhancing underwear, would women be disappointed the goods were not as advertised?
Yawn
It wouldn’t be yawn if I woke beside you, it would be “there is a god”!
According to OP you'd probably run away screaming :P
Did I mention you ?! You’re in the naturally pretty category… you don’t need make up or enhancing to make you attractive "
Smooth, very smooth! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No doubt about it yoga pants are sexy as fook… but with pants that enhances a woman’s derrière, push up bras, fake tan and make up. These days a guy could wake up to a completely different looking person in the morning. Is it a case of false advertising?
Imagine guys started wearing bulge enhancing underwear, would women be disappointed the goods were not as advertised?
Yawn
It wouldn’t be yawn if I woke beside you, it would be “there is a god”!
According to OP you'd probably run away screaming :P
Did I mention you ?! You’re in the naturally pretty category… you don’t need make up or enhancing to make you attractive
Smooth, very smooth!"
Just being honest |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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I love those pants; it's hard for me to keep my eyes off these beetle bonnets as they approach and those two puppies when walking behind.
Vive la difference!; even if it is enhanced on occasions.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yawn
It wouldn’t be yawn if I woke beside you, it would be “there is a god”!
According to OP you'd probably run away screaming :P
Did I mention you ?! You’re in the naturally pretty category… you don’t need make up or enhancing to make you attractive "
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"No doubt about it yoga pants are sexy as fook… but with pants that enhances a woman’s derrière, push up bras, fake tan and make up. These days a guy could wake up to a completely different looking person in the morning. Is it a case of false advertising?
Imagine guys started wearing bulge enhancing underwear, would women be disappointed the goods were not as advertised?
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You mean, you don't want to wake up beside a woman who's left your sheets orange with fake tan, the pillow case black from mascara, boobs that hit her knees when she's vertical and a flat arse, despite the fact that you've been pounding it all night with what you've possibly falsely advertised yourself?! 
#it'snotallaboutthebulgeforallwomen  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No doubt about it yoga pants are sexy as fook… but with pants that enhances a woman’s derrière, push up bras, fake tan and make up. These days a guy could wake up to a completely different looking person in the morning. Is it a case of false advertising?
Imagine guys started wearing bulge enhancing underwear, would women be disappointed the goods were not as advertised?
You mean, you don't want to wake up beside a woman who's left your sheets orange with fake tan, the pillow case black from mascara, boobs that hit her knees when she's vertical and a flat arse, despite the fact that you've been pounding it all night with what you've possibly falsely advertised yourself?!
#it'snotallaboutthebulgeforallwomen "
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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I don't think it's false advertising as it is quite visually obvious. OP, maybe you should opt your observation skills to avoid surprises or if you like the Kardashian look then you just have to embrace it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't think it's false advertising as it is quite visually obvious. OP, maybe you should opt your observation skills to avoid surprises or if you like the Kardashian look then you just have to embrace it. "
Into the natural look.. who are the Kardashian ? |
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Some men do enhance their bulge.
Some men also do take photos of their pride and joy at angles that makes it look huge to attract women too.
Some women like make up.
Some women don't like make up.
You have to be completely naive, living in a cave not to know what make up looks like and that under it - there is a person with their bare skin which is never perfect.
Many years ago I went to work with no make up on.
My boss pulled me aside and told me that I don't need make up because I'm very beautiful.
I didn't wear make up for a week. Same boss pulled me aside and said "you and me both know that you are very beautiful, but I think it's time to start wearing make up again as people keep asking me if you're okay and why you look so tired all the time".
Can't bloody win with men hey
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"Some men do enhance their bulge.
Some men also do take photos of their pride and joy at angles that makes it look huge to attract women too.
Some women like make up.
Some women don't like make up.
You have to be completely naive, living in a cave not to know what make up looks like and that under it - there is a person with their bare skin which is never perfect.
Many years ago I went to work with no make up on.
My boss pulled me aside and told me that I don't need make up because I'm very beautiful.
I didn't wear make up for a week. Same boss pulled me aside and said "you and me both know that you are very beautiful, but I think it's time to start wearing make up again as people keep asking me if you're okay and why you look so tired all the time".
Can't bloody win with men hey
missus "
men. pesky divils. |
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"Some men do enhance their bulge.
Some men also do take photos of their pride and joy at angles that makes it look huge to attract women too.
Some women like make up.
Some women don't like make up.
You have to be completely naive, living in a cave not to know what make up looks like and that under it - there is a person with their bare skin which is never perfect.
Many years ago I went to work with no make up on.
My boss pulled me aside and told me that I don't need make up because I'm very beautiful.
I didn't wear make up for a week. Same boss pulled me aside and said "you and me both know that you are very beautiful, but I think it's time to start wearing make up again as people keep asking me if you're okay and why you look so tired all the time".
Can't bloody win with men hey
missus men. pesky divils. "
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"Some men do enhance their bulge.
Some men also do take photos of their pride and joy at angles that makes it look huge to attract women too.
Some women like make up.
Some women don't like make up.
You have to be completely naive, living in a cave not to know what make up looks like and that under it - there is a person with their bare skin which is never perfect.
Many years ago I went to work with no make up on.
My boss pulled me aside and told me that I don't need make up because I'm very beautiful.
I didn't wear make up for a week. Same boss pulled me aside and said "you and me both know that you are very beautiful, but I think it's time to start wearing make up again as people keep asking me if you're okay and why you look so tired all the time".
Can't bloody win with men hey
missus men. pesky divils.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some men do enhance their bulge.
Some men also do take photos of their pride and joy at angles that makes it look huge to attract women too.
Some women like make up.
Some women don't like make up.
You have to be completely naive, living in a cave not to know what make up looks like and that under it - there is a person with their bare skin which is never perfect.
Many years ago I went to work with no make up on.
My boss pulled me aside and told me that I don't need make up because I'm very beautiful.
I didn't wear make up for a week. Same boss pulled me aside and said "you and me both know that you are very beautiful, but I think it's time to start wearing make up again as people keep asking me if you're okay and why you look so tired all the time".
Can't bloody win with men hey
missus "
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"Some men do enhance their bulge.
Some men also do take photos of their pride and joy at angles that makes it look huge to attract women too.
Some women like make up.
Some women don't like make up.
You have to be completely naive, living in a cave not to know what make up looks like and that under it - there is a person with their bare skin which is never perfect.
Many years ago I went to work with no make up on.
My boss pulled me aside and told me that I don't need make up because I'm very beautiful.
I didn't wear make up for a week. Same boss pulled me aside and said "you and me both know that you are very beautiful, but I think it's time to start wearing make up again as people keep asking me if you're okay and why you look so tired all the time".
Can't bloody win with men hey
missus
In today’s PC world that wouldn’t go down very well "
And your post will |
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"Ok I’ll try and keep the clothes on in bed and that way nobody will wake up disappointed.
I’ll keep the light off as well and keep a stock of eye masks at the ready.
Job done
T xx"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok I’ll try and keep the clothes on in bed and that way nobody will wake up disappointed.
I’ll keep the light off as well and keep a stock of eye masks at the ready.
Job done
I’m not trying to get you to accept a message from me, I’m just saying, WOW! You are fantastic!
T xx"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some men do enhance their bulge.
Some men also do take photos of their pride and joy at angles that makes it look huge to attract women too.
Some women like make up.
Some women don't like make up.
You have to be completely naive, living in a cave not to know what make up looks like and that under it - there is a person with their bare skin which is never perfect.
Many years ago I went to work with no make up on.
My boss pulled me aside and told me that I don't need make up because I'm very beautiful.
I didn't wear make up for a week. Same boss pulled me aside and said "you and me both know that you are very beautiful, but I think it's time to start wearing make up again as people keep asking me if you're okay and why you look so tired all the time".
Can't bloody win with men hey
missus
In today’s PC world that wouldn’t go down very well
And your post will "
I go down very well |
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"Some men do enhance their bulge.
Some men also do take photos of their pride and joy at angles that makes it look huge to attract women too.
Some women like make up.
Some women don't like make up.
You have to be completely naive, living in a cave not to know what make up looks like and that under it - there is a person with their bare skin which is never perfect.
Many years ago I went to work with no make up on.
My boss pulled me aside and told me that I don't need make up because I'm very beautiful.
I didn't wear make up for a week. Same boss pulled me aside and said "you and me both know that you are very beautiful, but I think it's time to start wearing make up again as people keep asking me if you're okay and why you look so tired all the time".
Can't bloody win with men hey
missus
In today’s PC world that wouldn’t go down very well
And your post will
I go down very well "
You still haven't answered my question in your other thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No doubt about it yoga pants are sexy as fook… but with pants that enhances a woman’s derrière, push up bras, fake tan and make up. These days a guy could wake up to a completely different looking person in the morning. Is it a case of false advertising?
Imagine guys started wearing bulge enhancing underwear, would women be disappointed the goods were not as advertised?
"
Would you even get to wake up beside a woman I wonder? |
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"Some men do enhance their bulge.
Some men also do take photos of their pride and joy at angles that makes it look huge to attract women too.
Some women like make up.
Some women don't like make up.
You have to be completely naive, living in a cave not to know what make up looks like and that under it - there is a person with their bare skin which is never perfect.
Many years ago I went to work with no make up on.
My boss pulled me aside and told me that I don't need make up because I'm very beautiful.
I didn't wear make up for a week. Same boss pulled me aside and said "you and me both know that you are very beautiful, but I think it's time to start wearing make up again as people keep asking me if you're okay and why you look so tired all the time".
Can't bloody win with men hey
missus
In today’s PC world that wouldn’t go down very well
And your post will
I go down very well
You still haven't answered my question in your other thread "
Fuck it I'll guess of OP won't! 105 veris but the feel I was getting on the last thread is the actual boneyard number is a lot lower
I'll say 15
Low percent guess |
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"Some men do enhance their bulge.
Some men also do take photos of their pride and joy at angles that makes it look huge to attract women too.
Some women like make up.
Some women don't like make up.
You have to be completely naive, living in a cave not to know what make up looks like and that under it - there is a person with their bare skin which is never perfect.
Many years ago I went to work with no make up on.
My boss pulled me aside and told me that I don't need make up because I'm very beautiful.
I didn't wear make up for a week. Same boss pulled me aside and said "you and me both know that you are very beautiful, but I think it's time to start wearing make up again as people keep asking me if you're okay and why you look so tired all the time".
Can't bloody win with men hey
missus
In today’s PC world that wouldn’t go down very well
And your post will
I go down very well
You still haven't answered my question in your other thread
Fuck it I'll guess of OP won't! 105 veris but the feel I was getting on the last thread is the actual boneyard number is a lot lower
I'll say 15
Low percent guess"
You were almost close. Answer is 4. One woman. One man. One couple.
In over 3 years since we've become a couple.
Horrifying sluts. STD's are hanging out of both of us |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Currently wearing a push up bra, have nail & eyelash extensions and HD brows, and I'm sporting a fading fake tan.
Seriously if anyone is deluded enough to think I'm not going to look different without my full armour and warpaint needs a good shake.
I don't consider it false advertising though because I do it for me, not others. It's not really anyone else's business.
Not that that seems to matter as some folks just can't help themselves giving an opinion on how others look as I found out today when I was told in the supermarket that my body is disgusting.
The brave woman in me wanted to say "cool, don't look at me then". Instead I was hurt and ashamed and wanted to cry. This I'd the reality of what happens when we normalise being a dick about someone's looks with cheap digs and snidey remarks |
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"Some men do enhance their bulge.
Some men also do take photos of their pride and joy at angles that makes it look huge to attract women too.
Some women like make up.
Some women don't like make up.
You have to be completely naive, living in a cave not to know what make up looks like and that under it - there is a person with their bare skin which is never perfect.
Many years ago I went to work with no make up on.
My boss pulled me aside and told me that I don't need make up because I'm very beautiful.
I didn't wear make up for a week. Same boss pulled me aside and said "you and me both know that you are very beautiful, but I think it's time to start wearing make up again as people keep asking me if you're okay and why you look so tired all the time".
Can't bloody win with men hey
missus
In today’s PC world that wouldn’t go down very well
And your post will
I go down very well
You still haven't answered my question in your other thread
Fuck it I'll guess of OP won't! 105 veris but the feel I was getting on the last thread is the actual boneyard number is a lot lower
I'll say 15
Low percent guess
You were almost close. Answer is 4. One woman. One man. One couple.
In over 3 years since we've become a couple.
Horrifying sluts. STD's are hanging out of both of us "
I was thinking of going lower but thought that could be too low!! Couple of harlots like yiz |
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By *ara198Woman
over a year ago
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"No doubt about it yoga pants are sexy as fook… but with pants that enhances a woman’s derrière, push up bras, fake tan and make up. These days a guy could wake up to a completely different looking person in the morning. Is it a case of false advertising?
Imagine guys started wearing bulge enhancing underwear, would women be disappointed the goods were not as advertised?
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"Currently wearing a push up bra, have nail & eyelash extensions and HD brows, and I'm sporting a fading fake tan.
Seriously if anyone is deluded enough to think I'm not going to look different without my full armour and warpaint needs a good shake.
I don't consider it false advertising though because I do it for me, not others. It's not really anyone else's business.
Not that that seems to matter as some folks just can't help themselves giving an opinion on how others look as I found out today when I was told in the supermarket that my body is disgusting.
The brave woman in me wanted to say "cool, don't look at me then". Instead I was hurt and ashamed and wanted to cry. This I'd the reality of what happens when we normalise being a dick about someone's looks with cheap digs and snidey remarks"
That's a horrible thing to have happened but there's ass holes everywhere that love to have a pop if you're any way non conforming. Fuck them.
Also I doubt the sincerity of this thread and can't help but feel the OP is trying to be low key misogynistic when put along side his other thread.
It's the kind of usual shit that's always said but men do grooming, styling some even tanning and so on. The difference is usually only levels of degree |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No doubt about it yoga pants are sexy as fook… but with pants that enhances a woman’s derrière, push up bras, fake tan and make up. These days a guy could wake up to a completely different looking person in the morning. Is it a case of false advertising?
Imagine guys started wearing bulge enhancing underwear, would women be disappointed the goods were not as advertised?
Knob. "
Thank you
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