Ok so I had to fess up today that I’ve never shagged in a swimming pool. Considering how long I’ve been “in the saddle” this is pretty surprising. I done nearly all the seriously kinky stuff and nothing shocks me anymore.
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I've done what I've done, can't change the past and am quite happy with that. I also don't feel the need to compare myself to other people's sexual exploits and activities.
I'll do my thing in my time with the right person.  
I'm sure I'm "missing" plenty of what others may call the "basics" - it just means I'll have more fun doing the basics now on top of everything else . |
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"I've done what I've done, can't change the past and am quite happy with that. I also don't feel the need to compare myself to other people's sexual exploits and activities.
I'll do my thing in my time with the right person.
I'm sure I'm "missing" plenty of what others may call the "basics" - it just means I'll have more fun doing the basics now on top of everything else ."
This isn’t about comparison. It’s about having a bit of a giggle in shitty times about how much we’ve learned about ourselves over the years. And how most of us are middle aged and are still discovering weird and wonderful things to do.
If you need to compare yourself, sadly that says more about where you are than a post on a forum.  |
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"Never in a hot tub tho now that I think of it.
Aha jaysis.
I now need the sea, a pool and a hot tub all added to my list.
You’d nicer think I was a “water sign” "
Bound to be an Airbnb with a view of the seaside with a hot tub |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Never in a hot tub tho now that I think of it.
Aha jaysis.
I now need the sea, a pool and a hot tub all added to my list.
You’d nicer think I was a “water sign” "
What about watersports ...just to fill all the boxes |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"Never in a hot tub tho now that I think of it.
Aha jaysis.
I now need the sea, a pool and a hot tub all added to my list.
You’d nicer think I was a “water sign” "
Oops sorry at least I didnt mention a jacuzzi bath oh oooops just did |
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Not a clue what the list of basics are but if they are anything like the give yourself a point for everything you haven't done thread I'm still in the traps with most people halfway round the track. |
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"Not a clue what the list of basics are but if they are anything like the give yourself a point for everything you haven't done thread I'm still in the traps with most people halfway round the track. "
The view looks good from here though |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"Not a clue what the list of basics are but if they are anything like the give yourself a point for everything you haven't done thread I'm still in the traps with most people halfway round the track. "
I'll give ya a poke to get ya going |
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"up until last year I never had sex out side.. so im so late to the party im almost coming in backwards 
' eager to please and quick study' if anyone wants to take me on "
You can back in to my party any |
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
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"wait red, we are middle aged??? Well now no one informed me!!!
You're ok your mirror takes years off you "
phew!! Jesus bog thanks for that! if I stumble again will you come be my mirror and keep telling me that |
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
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"up until last year I never had sex out side.. so im so late to the party im almost coming in backwards
' eager to please and quick study' if anyone wants to take me on
You can back in to my party any "
such a bold brat |
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"wait red, we are middle aged??? Well now no one informed me!!!
You're ok your mirror takes years off you
phew!! Jesus bog thanks for that! if I stumble again will you come be my mirror and keep telling me that "
No you’re grand.
I’m fucked.  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"wait red, we are middle aged??? Well now no one informed me!!!
You're ok your mirror takes years off you
phew!! Jesus bog thanks for that! if I stumble again will you come be my mirror and keep telling me that
No you’re grand.
I’m fucked. "
That new picture would say otherwise |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah ffs.
IM WRITING AS FAST AS I CAN!!!
Where’s Vin diesel when I need him….
Someone looking for me
I found you in DDs basement. "
Looking for my stash of creme eggs |
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"Ah ffs.
IM WRITING AS FAST AS I CAN!!!
Where’s Vin diesel when I need him….
Someone looking for me
I found you in DDs basement. "
Yep and there’s plenty of room in this hot tub |
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"wait red, we are middle aged??? Well now no one informed me!!!
You're ok your mirror takes years off you
phew!! Jesus bog thanks for that! if I stumble again will you come be my mirror and keep telling me that
No you’re grand.
I’m fucked.
That new picture would say otherwise "
That’s cos you can’t see my face… |
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"Not a clue what the list of basics are but if they are anything like the give yourself a point for everything you haven't done thread I'm still in the traps with most people halfway round the track.
I'll give ya a poke to get ya going "
Ill give ya a hand |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"wait red, we are middle aged??? Well now no one informed me!!!
You're ok your mirror takes years off you
phew!! Jesus bog thanks for that! if I stumble again will you come be my mirror and keep telling me that
No you’re grand.
I’m fucked.
That new picture would say otherwise
That’s cos you can’t see my face…"
You've a gorgeous face...you and Missme could be sisters |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"Not a clue what the list of basics are but if they are anything like the give yourself a point for everything you haven't done thread I'm still in the traps with most people halfway round the track.
I'll give ya a poke to get ya going
Ill give ya a hand "
No axe allowed tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"wait red, we are middle aged??? Well now no one informed me!!!
You're ok your mirror takes years off you
phew!! Jesus bog thanks for that! if I stumble again will you come be my mirror and keep telling me that
No you’re grand.
I’m fucked.
That new picture would say otherwise
That’s cos you can’t see my face…
You've a gorgeous face...you and Missme could be sisters "
In the local convent ………Jasus that’s pushing it a bit Bog |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"wait red, we are middle aged??? Well now no one informed me!!!
You're ok your mirror takes years off you
phew!! Jesus bog thanks for that! if I stumble again will you come be my mirror and keep telling me that
No you’re grand.
I’m fucked.
That new picture would say otherwise
That’s cos you can’t see my face…
You've a gorgeous face...you and Missme could be sisters
In the local convent ………Jasus that’s pushing it a bit Bog "
Can just imagine them as nuns now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"wait red, we are middle aged??? Well now no one informed me!!!
You're ok your mirror takes years off you
phew!! Jesus bog thanks for that! if I stumble again will you come be my mirror and keep telling me that
No you’re grand.
I’m fucked.
That new picture would say otherwise
That’s cos you can’t see my face…
You've a gorgeous face...you and Missme could be sisters
In the local convent ………Jasus that’s pushing it a bit Bog
Can just imagine them as nuns now "
I can  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone call for Sister MissMe ( Jesus that's a mouthful
I could totally spend my days on My knees calling for 'GOD OHHH GOD' infact I think I was built for this role
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Oh now there's a job I could give a go |
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By *dfabMan
over a year ago
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OP put up a list of all the places/possibilities you can think of and ask folks to score their hits/points.
I'd do it myself but I am just off to bed, along with the fact my list would likely be too long.
Happy to collaborate over the selection of the list though, if you'd like.
For example, would you have listed rooftop near airport? |
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The thing is, having sex in a pool, beach or even a shower is just movie or porn fantasies. The reality is their a pain in the arse!!
None of the above are remotely comfortable. Something you might do for a laugh. The thrill is more in getting caught or being watched. Have tried all and you never really think " I cant wait to do that again!! |
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"The thing is, having sex in a pool, beach or even a shower is just movie or porn fantasies. The reality is their a pain in the arse!!
None of the above are remotely comfortable. Something you might do for a laugh. The thrill is more in getting caught or being watched. Have tried all and you never really think " I cant wait to do that again!!"
That's the most sensible post I've seen in a while.  |
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"The thing is, having sex in a pool, beach or even a shower is just movie or porn fantasies. The reality is their a pain in the arse!!
None of the above are remotely comfortable. Something you might do for a laugh. The thrill is more in getting caught or being watched. Have tried all and you never really think " I cant wait to do that again!!"
We had sex in a lake and it was bloody amazing The water was so still and no one for miles around I think lol |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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I never had:
Car sex, pool sex, hot tub sex, sauna sex, beach sex, mountain sex, forest sex, public toilet sex, high mile sex, office sex....
And I've no intention of doing it.
I prefer to relax and enjoy when having sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I never had:
Car sex, pool sex, hot tub sex, sauna sex, beach sex, mountain sex, forest sex, public toilet sex, high mile sex, office sex....
And I've no intention of doing it.
I prefer to relax and enjoy when having sex. "
I've experienced some of these, but it's a situational thing, I certainly don't see it as a checklist. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"I never had:
Car sex, pool sex, hot tub sex, sauna sex, beach sex, mountain sex, forest sex, public toilet sex, high mile sex, office sex....
And I've no intention of doing it.
I prefer to relax and enjoy when having sex.
I've experienced some of these, but it's a situational thing, I certainly don't see it as a checklist. "
That's how I see it as well. |
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"The thing is, having sex in a pool, beach or even a shower is just movie or porn fantasies. The reality is their a pain in the arse!!
None of the above are remotely comfortable. Something you might do for a laugh. The thrill is more in getting caught or being watched. Have tried all and you never really think " I cant wait to do that again!!"
We like shower sex, not into getting sand into our bits though |
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"The thing is, having sex in a pool, beach or even a shower is just movie or porn fantasies. The reality is their a pain in the arse!!
None of the above are remotely comfortable. Something you might do for a laugh. The thrill is more in getting caught or being watched. Have tried all and you never really think " I cant wait to do that again!!
We like shower sex, not into getting sand into our bits though "
If agree, it can enjoyable in a nice big open hot shower, with plenty of space!!...beach sex is just ridiculously uncomfortable! |
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"Has anyone been caught having sex somewhere public? ??"
I got caught fucking in a park in the middle of the night in central Sydney by the police. We ran away, both of us completely naked, as they drove down the path towards us. We made our way to a long wall.. she was bent over looking around the corner to see if they’d gone away or if they’d stop to get out and search for us, and I was fucking her from behind as she was on lookout.
Not only did we only meet that night at our hostel, but we were both completely sober |
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"Has anyone been caught having sex somewhere public? ??"
There is still a video going around that the row of taxi men watching took (unnoticed to us) of me fucking my ex doggy just outside the courthouse in dundalk when I was like 18.....good times |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have ticked the pool and the beach in the high grass with cuffs on but not in the sea or a mountain yet. There us alot of yets to fantasie about i suppose but all in time hopefully. |
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"Ok so I had to fess up today that I’ve never shagged in a swimming pool. Considering how long I’ve been “in the saddle” this is pretty surprising. I done nearly all the seriously kinky stuff and nothing shocks me anymore.
Anyone else not done some of the basics??"
Haven’t done it in a jacuzzi or sauna yet, or on a hike..
Anyone wanna do it with me feel free to DM |
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..beach sex is just ridiculously uncomfortable!
Couldnt agree more, whoever set that as a must do in life just wanted to torture people "
We had a good od time on the beach hidden in the high grass and looking at people pass. He did get a bit freaked out with the cuffs after seeing a person pass so close to us aswell. |
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