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I’ve been having a bit of fun with updates and a fab friend and our inboxes are blowing up with people getting the wrong end of the stick. It’s hilarious.
What’s the most misleading update you can think of!!?! One guaranteed to sending minds into overdrive  |
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"I’ve been having a bit of fun with updates and a fab friend and our inboxes are blowing up with people getting the wrong end of the stick. It’s hilarious.
What’s the most misleading update you can think of!!?! One guaranteed to sending minds into overdrive "
Did you really pop Missme's cherry, go on you can tell us...lol |
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
kildare |
"I’ve been having a bit of fun with updates and a fab friend and our inboxes are blowing up with people getting the wrong end of the stick. It’s hilarious.
What’s the most misleading update you can think of!!?! One guaranteed to sending minds into overdrive
Did you really pop Missme's cherry, go on you can tell us...lol"
missmolly, she actually did pop my cherry but not the one men think  |
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"I’ve been having a bit of fun with updates and a fab friend and our inboxes are blowing up with people getting the wrong end of the stick. It’s hilarious.
What’s the most misleading update you can think of!!?! One guaranteed to sending minds into overdrive
Did you really pop Missme's cherry, go on you can tell us...lol"
I introduced her to chicken wings. Some of the best in Dublin in my expert opinion. So it was a cherry - of sorts |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"I’ve been having a bit of fun with updates and a fab friend and our inboxes are blowing up with people getting the wrong end of the stick. It’s hilarious.
What’s the most misleading update you can think of!!?! One guaranteed to sending minds into overdrive "
well those updates will definitely get talk going .So funny  .
I'm on a go slow today so can't think of any others I've seen really. |
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"I’ve been having a bit of fun with updates and a fab friend and our inboxes are blowing up with people getting the wrong end of the stick. It’s hilarious.
What’s the most misleading update you can think of!!?! One guaranteed to sending minds into overdrive
Did you really pop Missme's cherry, go on you can tell us...lol
I introduced her to chicken wings. Some of the best in Dublin in my expert opinion. So it was a cherry - of sorts "
Howling laughing here!! I hope they were finger licking good with plenty of blue cheese...  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"in my 40 years ( yes im a proud 40 year old) I've never eaten a chicken wing in my life.. so the gorgeous Red sorted that out for me "
I haven't either they just seem pointless to eat looking at them . But by the sound of this I have been wrong all.these years. |
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over a year ago
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""Making plans... excited"
..because the local play centre opened again so I can drink coffee againwithout the kids interrupting me."
Haha this I can relate to |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"in my 40 years ( yes im a proud 40 year old) I've never eaten a chicken wing in my life.. so the gorgeous Red sorted that out for me "
Hope you didn't have an accident with the sauce like Red did a few weeks ago |
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"in my 40 years ( yes im a proud 40 year old) I've never eaten a chicken wing in my life.. so the gorgeous Red sorted that out for me
Hope you didn't have an accident with the sauce like Red did a few weeks ago "
I BLOODY RUBBED MY EYES!!! Seriously my own stupidity levels astound me sometimes. |
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
kildare |
"in my 40 years ( yes im a proud 40 year old) I've never eaten a chicken wing in my life.. so the gorgeous Red sorted that out for me
I haven't either they just seem pointless to eat looking at them . But by the sound of this I have been wrong all.these years. "
Bo, no joke I absolutely thought the same..too much like work eating them |
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
kildare |
"in my 40 years ( yes im a proud 40 year old) I've never eaten a chicken wing in my life.. so the gorgeous Red sorted that out for me
Hope you didn't have an accident with the sauce like Red did a few weeks ago "
Hahaha Bog she was sure to explain WHAT NOT to do yesterday |
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"I explained all the important bits, like the three different types, how to make a boneless wing for smoother eating, how to dippy them for maximum sauce coverage, the importance of opening the finger wipe sachets BEFORE you start eating… it was a full education!!!
There were also duck balls…. "
Opening the wipe packet beforehand is a revelation in fairness. No more struggling with greasy fingers |
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"I explained all the important bits, like the three different types, how to make a boneless wing for smoother eating, how to dippy them for maximum sauce coverage, the importance of opening the finger wipe sachets BEFORE you start eating… it was a full education!!!
There were also duck balls….
Opening the wipe packet beforehand is a revelation in fairness. No more struggling with greasy fingers "
Is it all wipes now? Remember when you used to get a finger bowl with hot water and lemon |
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"I explained all the important bits, like the three different types, how to make a boneless wing for smoother eating, how to dippy them for maximum sauce coverage, the importance of opening the finger wipe sachets BEFORE you start eating… it was a full education!!!
There were also duck balls….
Opening the wipe packet beforehand is a revelation in fairness. No more struggling with greasy fingers "
LOL!!! Telling ya. EYEOPENING |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"I explained all the important bits, like the three different types, how to make a boneless wing for smoother eating, how to dippy them for maximum sauce coverage, the importance of opening the finger wipe sachets BEFORE you start eating… it was a full education!!!
There were also duck balls….
Opening the wipe packet beforehand is a revelation in fairness. No more struggling with greasy fingers
Is it all wipes now? Remember when you used to get a finger bowl with hot water and lemon"
The Notions thread was last week |
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"I explained all the important bits, like the three different types, how to make a boneless wing for smoother eating, how to dippy them for maximum sauce coverage, the importance of opening the finger wipe sachets BEFORE you start eating… it was a full education!!!
There were also duck balls….
Opening the wipe packet beforehand is a revelation in fairness. No more struggling with greasy fingers
Is it all wipes now? Remember when you used to get a finger bowl with hot water and lemon"
I haven’t seen the bowl in ages, the last few times having wings or ribs it’s been the wet wipes |
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"I explained all the important bits, like the three different types, how to make a boneless wing for smoother eating, how to dippy them for maximum sauce coverage, the importance of opening the finger wipe sachets BEFORE you start eating… it was a full education!!!
There were also duck balls….
Opening the wipe packet beforehand is a revelation in fairness. No more struggling with greasy fingers
Is it all wipes now? Remember when you used to get a finger bowl with hot water and lemon
I haven’t seen the bowl in ages, the last few times having wings or ribs it’s been the wet wipes "
Makes sense I suppose since the world became obsessed with hand sanitizing |
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"I've never had chicken wings in my life 
Right you’re next for a twirl on the “red wings go round”. And we’ll get you some lemon soup to wash your fingers too!! "
Take him under your wing Red
I can only apologise for the bad pun |
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"I've never had chicken wings in my life
Right you’re next for a twirl on the “red wings go round”. And we’ll get you some lemon soup to wash your fingers too!!
Take him under your wing Red
I can only apologise for the bad pun "
He’s already tucked in nicely. Awesome pun tho LOL |
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"This is a good explanation
https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8
Now Im just hungry
I KNOW me too!!!"
But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!! |
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"This is a good explanation
https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8
Now Im just hungry
I KNOW me too!!!
But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!"
Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" : |
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"This is a good explanation
https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8
Now Im just hungry
I KNOW me too!!!
But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!
Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" : "
Now I need you in my friends list!!! |
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
kildare |
"This is a good explanation
https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8
Now Im just hungry
I KNOW me too!!!
But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!
Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" : "
this is brillant!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never mind misleading updates.
When was the last time you saw a buffalo with wings?  "
A few of them flew away from a field down here apparently so ya never know |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Never mind misleading updates.
When was the last time you saw a buffalo with wings?
A few of them flew away from a field down here apparently so ya never know
Seemingly they didn’t just fly"
Cowboy rustlers |
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"This is a good explanation
https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8
Now Im just hungry
I KNOW me too!!!
But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!
Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" :
Now I need you in my friends list!!! "
Done!! Could be having a few filty nights this week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve been having a bit of fun with updates and a fab friend and our inboxes are blowing up with people getting the wrong end of the stick. It’s hilarious.
What’s the most misleading update you can think of!!?! One guaranteed to sending minds into overdrive
Did you really pop Missme's cherry, go on you can tell us...lol
I introduced her to chicken wings. Some of the best in Dublin in my expert opinion. So it was a cherry - of sorts "
. Where'd you get the wings? My favorite are from tribeca |
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By *ol_ieMan
over a year ago
Dublin west |
"I’ve been having a bit of fun with updates and a fab friend and our inboxes are blowing up with people getting the wrong end of the stick. It’s hilarious.
What’s the most misleading update you can think of!!?! One guaranteed to sending minds into overdrive
Did you really pop Missme's cherry, go on you can tell us...lol
I introduced her to chicken wings. Some of the best in Dublin in my expert opinion. So it was a cherry - of sorts . Where'd you get the wings? My favorite are from tribeca"
Good shout that one..they up there with the best in Dublin |
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It’s my local place so I won’t name it but they are bloody good. Also I’m a regular there we had extra special treatment. A great table and magic service.
But yea, elephant & castle and Tribeca are some of the best wings. |
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"This is a good explanation
https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8
Now Im just hungry
I KNOW me too!!!
But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!
Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" :
Now I need you in my friends list!!!
Done!! Could be having a few filty nights this week "
It’ll be really messy… in your mouth, your hair, dribbling down your chin, all over your fingers… and anyone who looks at you will know exactly what you’ve been up to.  |
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"This is a good explanation
https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8
Now Im just hungry
I KNOW me too!!!
But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!
Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" :
Now I need you in my friends list!!!
Done!! Could be having a few filty nights this week
It’ll be really messy… in your mouth, your hair, dribbling down your chin, all over your fingers… and anyone who looks at you will know exactly what you’ve been up to. "
Anywhere except the hair...lol |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
Some accountant was looking at a dead chicken once in a factory and decided that the feet and the wings were a delicacy
So the feet are shipped to China
And the wings were covered in sauce so hot that you couldn't taste the gristle
The accountant actually smiled with the extra 5% to the bottom line
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"Some accountant was looking at a dead chicken once in a factory and decided that the feet and the wings were a delicacy
So the feet are shipped to China
And the wings were covered in sauce so hot that you couldn't taste the gristle
The accountant actually smiled with the extra 5% to the bottom line
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Shhhh you!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some accountant was looking at a dead chicken once in a factory and decided that the feet and the wings were a delicacy
So the feet are shipped to China
And the wings were covered in sauce so hot that you couldn't taste the gristle
The accountant actually smiled with the extra 5% to the bottom line
Shhhh you!!"
Cherry popper |
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
kildare |
"This is a good explanation
https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8
Now Im just hungry
I KNOW me too!!!
But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!
Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" :
Now I need you in my friends list!!!
Done!! Could be having a few filty nights this week
It’ll be really messy… in your mouth, your hair, dribbling down your chin, all over your fingers… and anyone who looks at you will know exactly what you’ve been up to.
Anywhere except the hair...lol"
never the hair!! my only requirement |
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"This is a good explanation
https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8
Now Im just hungry
I KNOW me too!!!
But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!
Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" :
Now I need you in my friends list!!!
Done!! Could be having a few filty nights this week
It’ll be really messy… in your mouth, your hair, dribbling down your chin, all over your fingers… and anyone who looks at you will know exactly what you’ve been up to.
Anywhere except the hair...lol
never the hair!! my only requirement "
We are still talking about wings, arent we? |
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
kildare |
"This is a good explanation
https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8
Now Im just hungry
I KNOW me too!!!
But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!
Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" :
Now I need you in my friends list!!!
Done!! Could be having a few filty nights this week
It’ll be really messy… in your mouth, your hair, dribbling down your chin, all over your fingers… and anyone who looks at you will know exactly what you’ve been up to.
Anywhere except the hair...lol
never the hair!! my only requirement
We are still talking about wings, arent we? "
eeemmmm sure we are |
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"This is a good explanation
https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8
Now Im just hungry
I KNOW me too!!!
But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!
Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" :
Now I need you in my friends list!!!
Done!! Could be having a few filty nights this week
It’ll be really messy… in your mouth, your hair, dribbling down your chin, all over your fingers… and anyone who looks at you will know exactly what you’ve been up to.
Anywhere except the hair...lol
never the hair!! my only requirement
We are still talking about wings, arent we?
eeemmmm sure we are "
Thanks Ladies, best giggle in ages on here, whilst I appreciate the heavier threads sometimes you just have to laugh |
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"This is a good explanation
https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8
Now Im just hungry
I KNOW me too!!!
But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!
Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" :
Now I need you in my friends list!!!
Done!! Could be having a few filty nights this week
It’ll be really messy… in your mouth, your hair, dribbling down your chin, all over your fingers… and anyone who looks at you will know exactly what you’ve been up to.
Anywhere except the hair...lol
never the hair!! my only requirement
We are still talking about wings, arent we?
eeemmmm sure we are
Thanks Ladies, best giggle in ages on here, whilst I appreciate the heavier threads sometimes you just have to laugh "
No idea what you’re on about. No, erm, hot sauce in the hair!!!
Although there was that one time when he couldn’t quite wait to get his bib on and it went everywhere… |
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""Making plans... excited"
..because the local play centre opened again so I can drink coffee againwithout the kids interrupting me."
Spot on I know that feeling! |
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