You can start by wiping that fucking dumb ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. And you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking mustang, a fucking Buick. 4 fucking wheels and a seat.

Can you tell I watched planes trains and automobiles lately

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

Hey you guys

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By *antra MassageMan over a year ago

city

Make it so.

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple over a year ago

ireland

"I feel the need ,the need for speed"

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By *j69funCouple over a year ago

kildare

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on , I figure he isn't out collecting for the red cross.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pull over !!!!! No it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple over a year ago

The West

"Pull over !!!!! No it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing

That John Denver is full of shit man, those rockie mountains aren't so rocky!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man on fire

A man can be an artist. in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pull over !!!!! No it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing

That John Denver is full of shit man, those rockie mountains aren't so rocky!"

I can’t stop when I’ve started , it stings !!!!!! Lmao

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By *teppenwolfMan over a year ago

Cork

We've taken Aquaba - Laurence of Arabia

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By *ouple 0073Couple over a year ago

donegal

So many.. Here's just one.. I love the smell of napalm in the morning

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By *ouple 0073Couple over a year ago

donegal

"Pull over !!!!! No it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing

That John Denver is full of shit man, those rockie mountains aren't so rocky!"
brilliant

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By *ezoMan over a year ago

The Kingdom

"I am serious and don't call me Shirley."

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By *iggettMan over a year ago

gorey

Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

That’s what I do. I drink, and I know things

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man over a year ago

Rednecks and southsiders need not apply..

We're putting a band together..

"Need a singer"

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By *umon337Man over a year ago

Offaly

You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way! And that's how you get Capone.

Sean Connery in The Untoucables

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By *iggettMan over a year ago

gorey

"Yes, I'm here. I was just thinking how wonderful it was when the inmates weren't allowed to talk in here."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was A1 sharon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people…I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs.”

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"That was A1 sharon"

Georgie "Fucking" Burgess

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By *m389Man over a year ago

Magherafelt

There’s always time for lube!

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By *hy NewbysCouple over a year ago

Maynooth

“English motherfucker, Do. You. Speak. It?”

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By *onnrodMan over a year ago

moira

"you just kicked the shit out of an innocent man!"

"innocent of what?"

Also

"I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister"

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

Frankly my dear.....I don't give a damn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bring out the gimp….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Game over man, game over

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

Perhaps today is a good day to die, prepare for ramming speed.

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By *razy-88Man over a year ago

Belfast

It’s a joke, it’s all a fucking joke

You don’t understand, I’m not locked in here with you. Your all locked up in here with me!

2 from the same movie

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By *onnrodMan over a year ago

moira

"You a bounty hunter?"

"A man's got to do something for a living these days."

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."

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By *rFunBoyMan over a year ago

Longridge

Don’t hit me with them negative waves so early in the morning. Think the bridge will be there and it will be there.

It’s a mother, beautiful bridge, and it’s gonna be there.

Ok?

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By *razy-88Man over a year ago

Belfast

"Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect."

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By *rkkidMan over a year ago

Cork

Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

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By *tiffler400Man over a year ago

belfast

WOW what a hole.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple over a year ago

East / North, Cork

“It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!”

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By *nigmatic DuoCouple over a year ago

Portadown

You can't handle the truth!!

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”

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By *ilthyNightsCouple over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"Game over man, game over "

They mostly come at night, mostly

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple over a year ago

ireland

"I carried a watermelon "

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By *ookwhoitishaMan over a year ago

outside Strabane

"Bingo bastards"

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By *cottybear74Man over a year ago

kilkenny

"Game over man, game over

They mostly come at night, mostly"

Have you ever been mistaken as a man... No.. Have you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Game over man, game over

They mostly come at night, mostly"

What are we meant to use Harsh language!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Game over man, game over

They mostly come at night, mostly

Have you ever been mistaken as a man... No.. Have you"

Get away from her you bitch

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By *easingTimMan over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"I promise I will never die"

Gary in Team America ("F*ck yeah"

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By *hubcouple99Couple over a year ago

dundalk

MORE you want MORE

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple over a year ago

ireland

"Tell me about it stud "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Game over man, game over

They mostly come at night, mostly

Have you ever been mistaken as a man... No.. Have you

Get away from her you bitch

Yo! Stop Your Grinnin' And Drop Your Linen!

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By *eginaGWoman over a year ago

‘Sanka, ya dead?’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Valmy here....They found out about the jackal!

The Day of the Jackal 1973"

Great film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster

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By *ezoMan over a year ago

The Kingdom

[Removed by poster at 14/01/22 17:17:38]

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By *ezoMan over a year ago

The Kingdom

"Game over man, game over

They mostly come at night, mostly

Have you ever been mistaken as a man... No.. Have you

Get away from her you bitch

Yo! Stop Your Grinnin' And Drop Your Linen!"

"I Say We Take Off. Nuke The Site From Orbit. It's The Only Way To Be Sure."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Say hello to my little friend

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By *exy Ruby 100 300Couple over a year ago

unknown

"Where we're going you don't need roads"

"Say hello to my little friend"

"You like it now, you'll love it later"

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By *ezoMan over a year ago

The Kingdom

"They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard"

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By *ezoMan over a year ago

The Kingdom

"I'll be back."

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By *witch121Man over a year ago

Cork

"Through the travail of ages,

Midst the pomp and toils of war,

Have I fought and strove and perished

Countless times upon a star.

As if through a glass, and darkly

The age-old strife I see—

Where I fought in many guises, many names—

but always me."

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By *jallMan over a year ago

Cork/Sligo

"So many.. Here's just one.. I love the smell of napalm in the morning "

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By *jallMan over a year ago

Cork/Sligo

A good man knows his limitations..

Come out to the coast,we'll get together, have a few laughs...

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

'They're not taunting you...they're saluting you're

First rank fire

Second rank fire

Third rank fire

First rank fire

Zulu

'Shoot straight you bastards'

Original final line from Breaker Morant

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By *ARRYGOODMan over a year ago

Leixlip

Yippee kai yay mother fucker.

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By *unsigntwoCouple over a year ago

athlone

Secret agent!.......secret agent!..............on who's side?

Junior ....when i get home,remind me to smack your mama.......

Why's that pappy?.......

'caus there is no way that YOU could come from the fruit of my loins!!!

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By *ezoMan over a year ago

The Kingdom

"Smokin'!" - Mask

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

We are the borg lower your shields and surrender your ships we will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own resistance is futile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

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By *anKinkyMan over a year ago

Carrick on Shannon

Show Me The Money

Go ahead punk make my day

Crashed and burnt the first time but it's looking good so far

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By *attooYouMan over a year ago

just about northside

We're there!

Dumb and Dumber

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By *jallMan over a year ago

Cork/Sligo

"Yippee kai yay mother fucker."

Come out to the coast....

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By *jallMan over a year ago

Cork/Sligo

"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."

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By *ornybarMan over a year ago

clonmel

Gotta get busy living or get busy dying

The shawshank redemption

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By *ayjay218Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

Senator we are both part of the same hypocrisy, but never think that applies to my family

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Balls in holes - Deadpool

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By *oxyloxy22Couple over a year ago

Drogheda

You thinking what I’m thinking?

Aim for the bushes!!!

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By *ezoMan over a year ago

The Kingdom

"Megatron must be stopped. No matter the cost."

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

Juicy fruit

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By *ondalingerMan over a year ago

City center

Im your huckleberry, thats just my game

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By *artender_onthelooseMan over a year ago

Dublin

Say hello to my little friend!

Scarface.

Not such a good quote to be throwing around fab all the same

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By *on Draper2.0Man over a year ago

Maynooth

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."

Whoa!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

9lbs, fine child, small turkey

The Snapper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You just cost me six thousand dollars. Six thousand dollars..and one Cadillac.

What are you going to do about it ...asshole?

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple over a year ago

ireland

"To infinity and beyond "

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

As you wish

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By *ayjay218Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Im your huckleberry, thats just my game"
is that tombstone? Doc Holliday ?

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By *unninglinguist69Man over a year ago

Belfast

Keep the change ya filthy animal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can't handle the truth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

O captain, my captain!

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By *unninglinguist69Man over a year ago

Belfast

"You can't handle the truth. "

Reminds me of the you can't handle the nudes gif everytime haha

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By *ezoMan over a year ago

The Kingdom

“Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That’s what’s important! Valor pleases you, Crom… so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!” – Conan

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By *omtom1969Man over a year ago

ashbourne

Life is tough but it's tougher when your stupid ,,, the Duke

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

Maybe today is a good day to die prepare for ramming speed

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By *he ChamberCouple over a year ago

Dublin/Midlands

Can't Rain All The Time"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.... Hit it."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok let me see, "smoking somebody stop me"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lock, stock and 2smoking barrels

If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. Now, Mr. Bubble-and-Squeak, you may enlighten me.

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By *razygoalsMan over a year ago

Dundalk

It's a tune quote but it's too good not to share, possibly my favorite quote ever

"You see the mousetrap, I see free cheese and a fuckin' challenge"

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