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You are a burglar but you only steal something that will only slightly inconvenience
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All the spoons  "
I had a house party one night next day could not find one knife, none of them spent all day looking, eventually found them in the washing machine. One of the lads thought there might be a row so he hid all the knives |
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Take a tiny square of carpet near the center of every carpet/carpeted room.
Then take all of those small caps on radiators that enable you to twist the valve.
Lastly steal all the good chocolate from any box of Celebrations, Roses or Quality Street. |
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"If I knew they were on this, the dildos 
Thats mean 
Sure I'd leave you the real thing instead 
It would probably disappoint though
Don't be fishing
Why not? You're a catch "
I mean fishing for compliments, but fanks  |
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"If I knew they were on this, the dildos
Thats mean
Sure I'd leave you the real thing instead
It would probably disappoint though
Don't be fishing
Why not? You're a catch
I mean fishing for compliments, but fanks "
You can compliment it if you'd like, I was just being honest |
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"If I knew they were on this, the dildos
Thats mean
Sure I'd leave you the real thing instead
It would probably disappoint though
Don't be fishing
Why not? You're a catch
I mean fishing for compliments, but fanks
You can compliment it if you'd like, I was just being honest "
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"The main cooker fuse from the fuse board!"
As an apprentice electrician in the 80's i used to buy some of these and keep them in my house
Every Christmas day without fail neighbours would knock in a panic as they'd blown the fuse using all the ovens and hobs at once to cook the big dinner |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’d take all the manuals for the appliances and then pour a glass of water on the ground in front of the washing machine. "
Water in front of the washing machine would be a mind fuck |
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"All the spoons "
I had a housemate years ago who was evicted by the landlord, long story, but she cleared out in a day and I was worried getting home from
Work that she’d have taken stuff belonging to me. Nope, just all the cutlery. I went to get a knife and fork for dinner and all I was left with was a single table spoon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Labels to all the cans and bottles in the house. No longer sure what spray cleaner is in each or if you're beans on toast or fruit cocktail on toast for supper. |
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"Blinds n curtains. Enjoy living in a fish bowl with everyone looking in as they walk past, enjoy sleeping with a street light blasting in!!!
:insert mildly evil laugh:
'Mildly' "
If I was being fully evil I’d take the door hinges so when u open them they fall on your face |
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"Blinds n curtains. Enjoy living in a fish bowl with everyone looking in as they walk past, enjoy sleeping with a street light blasting in!!!
:insert mildly evil laugh:
'Mildly'
If I was being fully evil I’d take the door hinges so when u open them they fall on your face "
Ok but would you wait to laugh and get some whoop ass? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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SIM card from your phone, good luck dealing with a mobile phone company to get that sorted with your original phone number
Also I’d change the wifi password
Not stealing but definitely an inconvenience |
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"As its a new day I'm going with the eyelids of the people that live in the house 
I think having no eyelids would be more than a slight inconvenience.
But it's only for a day "
Are you sewing them back on? Superglue? Staplegun? |
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"SIM card from your phone, good luck dealing with a mobile phone company to get that sorted with your original phone number
Also I’d change the wifi password
Not stealing but definitely an inconvenience "
Ok but who leaves home without their phone?
*Note to self, remove the password sticher from the router* |
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"As its a new day I'm going with the eyelids of the people that live in the house
I think having no eyelids would be more than a slight inconvenience.
But it's only for a day
Are you sewing them back on? Superglue? Staplegun? "
Sewing, the right lid on the left eye and left lid on the right eye |
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"As its a new day I'm going with the eyelids of the people that live in the house
I think having no eyelids would be more than a slight inconvenience.
But it's only for a day
Are you sewing them back on? Superglue? Staplegun?
Sewing, the right lid on the left eye and left lid on the right eye "
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She must want it back she still comes over every so often, I help her look where I saw it last, never find it. lol 