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Destroy my profile....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right as opposed to the usual recommendations for profile improvements.
Please suggest ways I can make my profile even less appealing.
In true asking advice on the forum tradition I will probably ignore the vast majority.
But I'll use the most popular suggestions
Do your worst ya forum fookers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Take down every single photo and replace them with numerous angles of your cock over a toilet seat
Wearing socks
And sandals"
I was looking for something that I could do without leaving the couch and I dont have sandals....
I didnt think this through... this is gonna be the most popular by a mile isn't it |
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"Take down every single photo and replace them with numerous angles of your cock over a toilet seat
Wearing socks
And sandals
I was looking for something that I could do without leaving the couch and I dont have sandals....
I didnt think this through... this is gonna be the most popular by a mile isn't it"
Yep. Unless u just take a lot of pics in your cruddy boxers sitting down and have 2 wine glass on the coffee table in front but most totally defo single |
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"Say you're straight n have a load of gay/bi/TV verifications
Ah we can't be corrupting the sanctity of the verification process "
God forbid that anyone would need a veri and then magically PLUCK two, TWO, meets from the air in a few hours. Impressive. |
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-open book
-been here before and know the score
-Not looking to fuck the entire site, but secretly hoping you might
-Add an image that's obviously not yours like a gigantic cock and the torso of a public figure
-only supermodels need apply (or put that a lot less kindly)
I could add some racist, antisemitic etc stuff too but won't go there, just in case |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some other ones:
-Preference for bareback
-negative on prep
-breeding fetish
-pregnant women, get in touch
-any lactating women want to feed me
-Daddy here
-happy to slap you about a bit
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Your having way too much fun at this |
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"Some other ones:
-Preference for bareback
-negative on prep
-breeding fetish
-pregnant women, get in touch
-any lactating women want to feed me
-Daddy here
-happy to slap you about a bit
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Jesus christ , that's a bit extreme, don't you think? |
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"Some other ones:
-Preference for bareback
-negative on prep
-breeding fetish
-pregnant women, get in touch
-any lactating women want to feed me
-Daddy here
-happy to slap you about a bit
Jesus christ , that's a bit extreme, don't you think?"
He wanted suggestions to make his profile less appealing
I've seen all of the above and I'm sure, more  |
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"Some other ones:
-Preference for bareback
-negative on prep
-breeding fetish
-pregnant women, get in touch
-any lactating women want to feed me
-Daddy here
-happy to slap you about a bit
Your having way too much fun at this"
I am
Another one: won't meet vaccinated, I'm an alpha male - I don't do sheep  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Some other ones:
-Preference for bareback
-negative on prep
-breeding fetish
-pregnant women, get in touch
-any lactating women want to feed me
-Daddy here
-happy to slap you about a bit
Your having way too much fun at this
I am
Another one: won't meet vaccinated, I'm an alpha male - I don't do sheep "
Or forget the vaccinated stuf and say he does do sheep  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some other ones:
-Preference for bareback
-negative on prep
-breeding fetish
-pregnant women, get in touch
-any lactating women want to feed me
-Daddy here
-happy to slap you about a bit
Your having way too much fun at this
I am
Another one: won't meet vaccinated, I'm an alpha male - I don't do sheep
Or forget the vaccinated stuf and say he does do sheep "
I cant get a meet....its baaaaaaaffling |
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"Some other ones:
-Preference for bareback
-negative on prep
-breeding fetish
-pregnant women, get in touch
-any lactating women want to feed me
-Daddy here
-happy to slap you about a bit
Your having way too much fun at this
I am
Another one: won't meet vaccinated, I'm an alpha male - I don't do sheep
Or forget the vaccinated stuf and say he does do sheep
I cant get a meet....its baaaaaaaffling "
You should probably see who’s near and message to everyone “I’m in your area, fancy a fuck?” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for someone to empty my big load whenever I need, who'll drain my balls when I've the hangover horn, and can pop in to service my morning wood and do a bit of cleaning before you leave" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take down every single photo and replace them with numerous angles of your cock over a toilet seat
Wearing socks
And sandals"
And stripped boxers round your ankles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Post Screenshots of you messaging 8 times without reply, each message getting more terse and irritated until you dismiss the recipient as a whore. I hear the women here loooove that behavior  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some other ones:
-Preference for bareback
-negative on prep
-breeding fetish
-pregnant women, get in touch
-any lactating women want to feed me
-Daddy here
-happy to slap you about a bit
Your having way too much fun at this
I am
Another one: won't meet vaccinated, I'm an alpha male - I don't do sheep "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Definitely wear a wedding ring in a photo and put a baby’s cot in the background outside the toilet door.
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Would a status update looking to borrow a cot be too far? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fair play for this thread, the best one I've seen in ages"
I disagree this was a terrible idea....
If I start anything similar in the future do me a favor and report it to a mod |
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"Fair play for this thread, the best one I've seen in ages
I disagree this was a terrible idea....
If I start anything similar in the future do me a favor and report it to a mod "
Ah look at that you took my suggestion. Its nice u used a sausage instead of your own cock |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fair play for this thread, the best one I've seen in ages
I disagree this was a terrible idea....
If I start anything similar in the future do me a favor and report it to a mod
Ah look at that you took my suggestion. Its nice u used a sausage instead of your own cock"
Well thats just hurtful |
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