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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
This is a response thread to the joys of being a woman thread on the lounge
Being a man isn't always about watching sport, curry, beer and sitting on your arse. ....IT'S.....
Shaving your face daily , and cutting it
Trying to make your side burns look equal
Trying to trim your pubic hair and cutting your scrotum
Trying to shake your bits but drops of wee always staining your pants no matter how much you shake
People next to you in urinals assuming your 4 shakes are a wank
Thinking about confiding in a friend but not wanting to come across as ‘not a man’
Measuring up unsuccessfully to your dad, male siblings , sport stars , porn stars, brad Pitt
Very rarely being the gatekeeper for sex
Feeling societal pressure to be the breadwinner
Having to exaggerate your cock size in a competitive market
Having to exaggerate your stamina in a crowded market
The pressure of getting hard , when mostly it’s about how you’re feeling and nothing to do with whether you’re attracted to your partner or not
Lasting a decent enough duration to satisfy
Teaching your son to be respectful to women
Crossing your legs so no one can see that you have a hard on
Pretending your man boobs are pecs
Having to have prostate checks
Checking your balls for lumps
Going bald , pretending grant mitchell from eastenders is good looking
All the nonsense about your foreskin making you dirty in some way
Stopping yourself from Crying
Seeing lots of sexist behavior all around you and the pressure it takes you to not be part Of it
Your bathroom floor being full of body hair
The list goes on...what a species we are
This is a general not a _asual777 list . Please feel free to add
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over a year ago
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"This is a response thread to the joys of being a woman thread on the lounge
Being a man isn't always about watching sport, curry, beer and sitting on your arse. ....IT'S.....
Shaving your face daily , and cutting it
Trying to make your side burns look equal
Trying to trim your pubic hair and cutting your scrotum
Trying to shake your bits but drops of wee always staining your pants no matter how much you shake
People next to you in urinals assuming your 4 shakes are a wank
Thinking about confiding in a friend but not wanting to come across as ‘not a man’
Measuring up unsuccessfully to your dad, male siblings , sport stars , porn stars, brad Pitt
Very rarely being the gatekeeper for sex
Feeling societal pressure to be the breadwinner
Having to exaggerate your cock size in a competitive market
Having to exaggerate your stamina in a crowded market
The pressure of getting hard , when mostly it’s about how you’re feeling and nothing to do with whether you’re attracted to your partner or not
Lasting a decent enough duration to satisfy
Teaching your son to be respectful to women
Crossing your legs so no one can see that you have a hard on
Pretending your man boobs are pecs
Having to have prostate checks
Checking your balls for lumps
Going bald , pretending grant mitchell from eastenders is good looking
All the nonsense about your foreskin making you dirty in some way
Stopping yourself from Crying
Seeing lots of sexist behavior all around you and the pressure it takes you to not be part Of it
Your bathroom floor being full of body hair
The list goes on...what a species we are
This is a general not a _asual777 list . Please feel free to add
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How about...
-Leaving the toilet seat up as a kindly and helpful gesture to the next guy after you 
- Using the condom machine in the gents at the night club to rapturous applause other d*unken folk 
- You don't give a rat's arse if no one notices you just got your haircut. You know and that's good enough!! 
- Your orgasms are real!
-Wedding dress €3000; rent a tux 80 quid!  |
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"How about...
-Leaving the toilet seat up as a kindly and helpful gesture to the next guy after you
- Using the condom machine in the gents at the night club to rapturous applause other d*unken folk
- You don't give a rat's arse if no one notices you just got your haircut. You know and that's good enough!!
- Your orgasms are real!
-Wedding dress €3000; rent a tux 80 quid! "
Jeez, my wedding dress was cheap  |
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"This is a response thread to the joys of being a woman thread on the lounge
Being a man isn't always about watching sport, curry, beer and sitting on your arse. ....IT'S.....
Shaving your face daily , and cutting it
Trying to make your side burns look equal
Trying to trim your pubic hair and cutting your scrotum
Trying to shake your bits but drops of wee always staining your pants no matter how much you shake
People next to you in urinals assuming your 4 shakes are a wank
Thinking about confiding in a friend but not wanting to come across as ‘not a man’
Measuring up unsuccessfully to your dad, male siblings , sport stars , porn stars, brad Pitt
Very rarely being the gatekeeper for sex
Feeling societal pressure to be the breadwinner
Having to exaggerate your cock size in a competitive market
Having to exaggerate your stamina in a crowded market
The pressure of getting hard , when mostly it’s about how you’re feeling and nothing to do with whether you’re attracted to your partner or not
Lasting a decent enough duration to satisfy
Teaching your son to be respectful to women
Crossing your legs so no one can see that you have a hard on
Pretending your man boobs are pecs
Having to have prostate checks
Checking your balls for lumps
Going bald , pretending grant mitchell from eastenders is good looking
All the nonsense about your foreskin making you dirty in some way
Stopping yourself from Crying
Seeing lots of sexist behavior all around you and the pressure it takes you to not be part Of it
Your bathroom floor being full of body hair
The list goes on...what a species we are
This is a general not a _asual777 list . Please feel free to add
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I did offer to check his prostate - he wasn't having any of it |
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Trying to shake your bits but drops of wee always staining your pants no matter how much you shake
Would yous maybe think about just grabbing a wee bit of loo roll & wiping "
That requires effort  next thing you'll be asking them to put the toilet seat down |
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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"
Trying to shake your bits but drops of wee always staining your pants no matter how much you shake
Would yous maybe think about just grabbing a wee bit of loo roll & wiping "
It still doesn’t work
There is like a 30 Second delay mechanism
And I am not standing in a urinal for 30 seconds in silence |
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"
Trying to shake your bits but drops of wee always staining your pants no matter how much you shake
Would yous maybe think about just grabbing a wee bit of loo roll & wiping
That requires effort next thing you'll be asking them to put the toilet seat down "
Its the least they can do to hide the pee drops that they don't wipe up from all that shaking |
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Trying to shake your bits but drops of wee always staining your pants no matter how much you shake
Would yous maybe think about just grabbing a wee bit of loo roll & wiping
It still doesn’t work
There is like a 30 Second delay mechanism
And I am not standing in a urinal for 30 seconds in silence "
What about a wee sanitary towel shaped cup? Would be a wee nappy
(boom boom) |
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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"
Trying to shake your bits but drops of wee always staining your pants no matter how much you shake
Would yous maybe think about just grabbing a wee bit of loo roll & wiping
It still doesn’t work
There is like a 30 Second delay mechanism
And I am not standing in a urinal for 30 seconds in silence
What about a wee sanitary towel shaped cup? Would be a wee nappy
(boom boom)"
Like a male environmentally friendly moon cup ? |
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"
Trying to shake your bits but drops of wee always staining your pants no matter how much you shake
Would yous maybe think about just grabbing a wee bit of loo roll & wiping
It still doesn’t work
There is like a 30 Second delay mechanism
And I am not standing in a urinal for 30 seconds in silence
What about a wee sanitary towel shaped cup? Would be a wee nappy
(boom boom)
Like a male environmentally friendly moon cup ? "
Yes! Various sizes, an array of colours for when your penis is feeling fancy and saves any embarrassment from wee stains.
All the wins |
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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"
Trying to shake your bits but drops of wee always staining your pants no matter how much you shake
Would yous maybe think about just grabbing a wee bit of loo roll & wiping
It still doesn’t work
There is like a 30 Second delay mechanism
And I am not standing in a urinal for 30 seconds in silence
What about a wee sanitary towel shaped cup? Would be a wee nappy
(boom boom)
Like a male environmentally friendly moon cup ?
Yes! Various sizes, an array of colours for when your penis is feeling fancy and saves any embarrassment from wee stains.
All the wins"
Seems excessive for a trip to the pub |
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"
Trying to shake your bits but drops of wee always staining your pants no matter how much you shake
Would yous maybe think about just grabbing a wee bit of loo roll & wiping
It still doesn’t work
There is like a 30 Second delay mechanism
And I am not standing in a urinal for 30 seconds in silence
What about a wee sanitary towel shaped cup? Would be a wee nappy
(boom boom)
Like a male environmentally friendly moon cup ?
Yes! Various sizes, an array of colours for when your penis is feeling fancy and saves any embarrassment from wee stains.
All the wins
Seems excessive for a trip to the pub "
Not gonna be a money spinner so, MorganDean |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"
Trying to shake your bits but drops of wee always staining your pants no matter how much you shake
Would yous maybe think about just grabbing a wee bit of loo roll & wiping
That requires effort next thing you'll be asking them to put the toilet seat down
Its the least they can do to hide the pee drops that they don't wipe up from all that shaking "
Or use a cubicle and sit down....on second thoughts the pub cubicles are rank |
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"
Trying to shake your bits but drops of wee always staining your pants no matter how much you shake
Would yous maybe think about just grabbing a wee bit of loo roll & wiping
That requires effort next thing you'll be asking them to put the toilet seat down
Its the least they can do to hide the pee drops that they don't wipe up from all that shaking
Or use a cubicle and sit down....on second thoughts the pub cubicles are rank "
Tell me about it - we don't have a choice in the matter I hover  |
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Trying to shake your bits but drops of wee always staining your pants no matter how much you shake
Would yous maybe think about just grabbing a wee bit of loo roll & wiping
It still doesn’t work
There is like a 30 Second delay mechanism
And I am not standing in a urinal for 30 seconds in silence
What about a wee sanitary towel shaped cup? Would be a wee nappy
(boom boom)
Like a male environmentally friendly moon cup ?
Yes! Various sizes, an array of colours for when your penis is feeling fancy and saves any embarrassment from wee stains.
All the wins
Seems excessive for a trip to the pub
Not gonna be a money spinner so, MorganDean "
I'm only wanting to not have a danger lick |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"And Grant Mitchell is a sexy beastie...js 
This is the best news I have heard all day
What about phil...asking for a friend
Tell your friend he's a hottie too, can I have both? "
Well phil and Grant did share a few women |
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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"And Grant Mitchell is a sexy beastie...js
This is the best news I have heard all day
What about phil...asking for a friend
Tell your friend he's a hottie too, can I have both?
Well phil and Grant did share a few women "
I really need to stop thinking about moresomes in like 73 per cent of my fab conversations |
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"And Grant Mitchell is a sexy beastie...js
This is the best news I have heard all day
What about phil...asking for a friend
Tell your friend he's a hottie too, can I have both?
Well phil and Grant did share a few women
I really need to stop thinking about moresomes in like 73 per cent of my fab conversations "
Well tbf that one was blatently a moresome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Trying to shake your bits but drops of wee always staining your pants no matter how much you shake
Would yous maybe think about just grabbing a wee bit of loo roll & wiping "
Ah but then there is the problem of peeling off the liitle bits of loo roll that get stuck. Or worse not notice them and have that question 'ooooo what are those white things'  |
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Trying to shake your bits but drops of wee always staining your pants no matter how much you shake
Would yous maybe think about just grabbing a wee bit of loo roll & wiping
Ah but then there is the problem of peeling off the liitle bits of loo roll that get stuck. Or worse not notice them and have that question 'ooooo what are those white things' "
Yous are not convincing me that not wiping your wee is better than standing for 30 seconds & having a wipe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Trying to shake your bits but drops of wee always staining your pants no matter how much you shake
Would yous maybe think about just grabbing a wee bit of loo roll & wiping
Ah but then there is the problem of peeling off the liitle bits of loo roll that get stuck. Or worse not notice them and have that question 'ooooo what are those white things'
Yous are not convincing me that not wiping your wee is better than standing for 30 seconds & having a wipe."
Stand and wait. Use the cubicle. Every urinal has the splash back effect. Wiping leaves tissue behind |
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Trying to shake your bits but drops of wee always staining your pants no matter how much you shake
Would yous maybe think about just grabbing a wee bit of loo roll & wiping
Ah but then there is the problem of peeling off the liitle bits of loo roll that get stuck. Or worse not notice them and have that question 'ooooo what are those white things' "
What kind of crappy toilet paper do you buy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Trying to shake your bits but drops of wee always staining your pants no matter how much you shake
Would yous maybe think about just grabbing a wee bit of loo roll & wiping
Plus urinals don't have loo roll or a bin underneath to dispose of the used paper after
It still doesn’t work
There is like a 30 Second delay mechanism
And I am not standing in a urinal for 30 seconds in silence "
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"You cant stand at a urinal wiping your knob
There's rules and etiquette
Whats the at home etiquette? "
Depends on who's home ....but usually always put the seat back down and you can shake for as long as needed |
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- You can drop over to your mates house without having have to bring a gift
- You can have "a good chat' with your mates by merely watching the soccer together 
- It miraculously does take you 5 minutes to get ready! 
