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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is the best precision tool for the job?  "
Dee uses a steel ruler when she humiliating sub with little dicks. Although saying she uses it for more then measuring them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend "
Twice a day just to be sure |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend
Twice a day just to be sure"
Do you prefer the morning length or the evening one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend
Twice a day just to be sure
Do you prefer the morning length or the evening one? "
Evening the affects of gravity throughout the day gains a few extra mm  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend
Twice a day just to be sure
Do you prefer the morning length or the evening one?
Evening the affects of gravity throughout the day gains a few extra mm "
Gravity is not your friend when it comes to an erect penis  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend
Twice a day just to be sure
Do you prefer the morning length or the evening one?
Evening the affects of gravity throughout the day gains a few extra mm
Gravity is not your friend when it comes to an erect penis "
Sadly it’s not erect during the day…. Mostly flaccid facing the ground  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend
Twice a day just to be sure
Do you prefer the morning length or the evening one?
Evening the affects of gravity throughout the day gains a few extra mm
Gravity is not your friend when it comes to an erect penis "
Don’t think it would stay too erect in your company either two minutes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is the best precision tool for the job?
Google
So are you telling me that you never measured yours?! 
I've never felt the need to"
Your bio says the opposite |
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"What is the best precision tool for the job?
Google
So are you telling me that you never measured yours?!
I've never felt the need to"
Harry Potter might have wand envy but Dumbledore makes the best use of his |
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"What is the best precision tool for the job?
Google
So are you telling me that you never measured yours?!
I've never felt the need to
Your bio says the opposite "
That's what Auntie google told me 6 inches were in metric |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is the best precision tool for the job?
Google
So are you telling me that you never measured yours?!
I've never felt the need to
Your bio says the opposite
That's what Auntie google told me 6 inches were in metric"
I think if you want to be precise you have to measure everything in metric system. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If it reaches me belly button I’m happy. And what abouts! Don’t be obsessed about it. If it works it works, and if a fem puts up only hung guys and I think, what a twat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it reaches me belly button I’m happy. And what abouts! Don’t be obsessed about it. If it works it works, and if a fem puts up only hung guys and I think, what a twat! "
Just like some guys can have big penis. Some women have big baggy …. Hence the need for “hung” guys
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"If it reaches me belly button I’m happy. And what abouts! Don’t be obsessed about it. If it works it works, and if a fem puts up only hung guys and I think, what a twat!
Just like some guys can have big penis. Some women have big baggy …. Hence the need for “hung” guys
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as wide as the grand canyon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it reaches me belly button I’m happy. And what abouts! Don’t be obsessed about it. If it works it works, and if a fem puts up only hung guys and I think, what a twat!
Just like some guys can have big penis. Some women have big baggy …. Hence the need for “hung” guys
as wide as the grand canyon "
Nothing as bad, but Ssshhhh we can’t talk about that, it will cause offence  |
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"If it reaches me belly button I’m happy. And what abouts! Don’t be obsessed about it. If it works it works, and if a fem puts up only hung guys and I think, what a twat!
Just like some guys can have big penis. Some women have big baggy …. Hence the need for “hung” guys
as wide as the grand canyon
Nothing as bad, but Ssshhhh we can’t talk about that, it will cause offence "
Ah sure I know  |
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"I sense a little bonding across a couple of threads today. It's cute. fabulous. bit like on some threads men lacking the arses off women in the hope of entering there panties. "
Did you ever get that new phone? |
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"I sense a little bonding across a couple of threads today. It's cute. fabulous. bit like on some threads men lacking the arses off women in the hope of entering there panties.
Did you ever get that new phone?"
I have numerous phones. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A clique that fights against ego messaging and men trying to be a knight in shining armour in order to get the ride !!!
But a clique nonetheless  "
2 people don’t make a clique sir lick arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is the best precision tool for the job?
This thread is pretty precise at dick measuring"
Ummm I disagree I tried and my cock keeps opening new tabs on my phone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A clique that fights against ego messaging and men trying to be a knight in shining armour in order to get the ride !!!
But a clique nonetheless
2 people don’t make a clique sir lick arse "
Who's arse is on offer?
Whats the minimum number required for a clique |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never measured it per say. Just compared it to a sky remote or lynx can.
I find the travel size Lynx cans are best for the ego "
Absolutely and I'd recommend the now TV remote rather than sky remote. |
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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago
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"My wife used her hands to measure ours or is it mine ..her hands are tiny
So if you’re hung like a horse, it’s measured like a horse..."
Not at all...she had the sky remote in her other hand....I wasn't getting that ...so she adjusted to the situation....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What will single guys use to measure themselves now the new sky q remote is smaller than the old one  "
By the way it’s very poor compared to original. Hard to know which side is up, if you don’t upgrade it can be a pain as you have to press other buttons. Just really poor design. On the plus, it’s probably more similar to my length.
Someone dare me to do a pic!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What will single guys use to measure themselves now the new sky q remote is smaller than the old one
By the way it’s very poor compared to original. Hard to know which side is up, if you don’t upgrade it can be a pain as you have to press other buttons. Just really poor design. On the plus, it’s probably more similar to my length.
Someone dare me to do a pic!!"
They say everything is getting smaller these days |
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend "
Little know fact but girth and length vary with use. The more you use it, the more the blood vessels can expand. I say use it but I really mean ejections. Actually using it help too but......well I think I've said enough now. |
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend
Little know fact but girth and length vary with use. The more you use it, the more the blood vessels can expand. I say use it but I really mean ejections. Actually using it help too but......well I think I've said enough now. "
Is that true? Explains a lot  |
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend
Little know fact but girth and length vary with use. The more you use it, the more the blood vessels can expand. I say use it but I really mean ejections. Actually using it help too but......well I think I've said enough now.
Is that true? Explains a lot "
Ejections? I meant to say elrections but that actually sounds right too lol |
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend "
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Wouldn't mention on my bio but if asked how big will have the answer ready... "X and a half"
Feel like a kid mentioning the "half" but hey!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend
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Wouldn't mention on my bio but if asked how big will have the answer ready... "X and a half"
Feel like a kid mentioning the "half" but hey! "
the half of what - a centimetre or an inch? It makes a huge difference It’s all about precision, especially if you decide to use a scale ruler |
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend
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Wouldn't mention on my bio but if asked how big will have the answer ready... "X and a half"
Feel like a kid mentioning the "half" but hey!
the half of what - a centimetre or an inch? It makes a huge difference It’s all about precision, especially if you decide to use a scale ruler "
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Now, that would be telling! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is the best precision tool for the job?
Google
So are you telling me that you never measured yours?!
I've never felt the need to
Your bio says the opposite "
Fucking hook, line and sinker comes to mind…. |
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"Some of you guys need to realise that it was NOT a serious question, and stop pm me with nasty responses I don’t like to block people"
oh...a mans todger is no laughing matter/ touchy subject for a lot of us..not all, in fairness. |
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By *he MickMan
over a year ago
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend "
I can honestly say I've never measured , never seen the need to . Measuring it isn't going to change it , it is what it is . |
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