Hi all was chatting to a few work colleagues at lunch today one of them was commenting about a programme on BBC 1 last night and first thing comes to my mind is not the tv station...... how many other people on here think like this  |
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over a year ago
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My mind is totally in the gutter since joining Fab. I see a fruit and veg van all the time Doyles Veg Prep and it has the letters DVP all across it. Always reminds me of Double Vagina Penetration |
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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago
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"My mind is totally in the gutter since joining Fab. I see a fruit and veg van all the time Doyles Veg Prep and it has the letters DVP all across it. Always reminds me of Double Vagina Penetration "
See them Vans every day, Always brings a dirty smile |
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Yes, our minds are in the sewer since joining Fab.
My phone predictive text is also in the sewer with autocorrecting to words like "arousing" and "orifice". Have to be really careful when texting 
Also now seeing ads for relationship advice and 'how to find a man' on social media.
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Yes, our minds are in the sewer since joining Fab.
My phone predictive text is also in the sewer with autocorrecting to words like "arousing" and "orifice". Have to be really careful when texting
Also now seeing ads for relationship advice and 'how to find a man' on social media.
Mrs "
You're lucky I just get how to clean out the wax from my ears ...and the tricks that banana's can do for my bowels on my social media  |
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" Yes, definitely not a tv station. I also have a problem to associate CBT with cognitive behavioural therapy - I keep thinking about something else  "
I knew I wasn't the only one who had to do a few double-takes when it began building momentum in the news.
And here was me I thinking "I must've missed that memo" as it was being so widely discussed  |
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" Yes, definitely not a tv station. I also have a problem to associate CBT with cognitive behavioural therapy - I keep thinking about something else
I knew I wasn't the only one who had to do a few double-takes when it began building momentum in the news.
And here was me I thinking "I must've missed that memo" as it was being so widely discussed "
Cock and ball torture? I had to Google it |
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"Yes, our minds are in the sewer since joining Fab.
My phone predictive text is also in the sewer with autocorrecting to words like "arousing" and "orifice". Have to be really careful when texting
Also now seeing ads for relationship advice and 'how to find a man' on social media.
Mrs
You're lucky I just get how to clean out the wax from my ears ...and the tricks that banana's can do for my bowels on my social media "
Bananas are brilliant for removing ear wax and afterwards eat the banana for your bowels. It's a win win FYI |
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By *abeWMan
over a year ago
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So, funny story. I wanted to a friend a picture of a woman being interviewed by the BBC who had a bookshelf in the background and on that was a dildo. So I Google imaged BBC Dildo and got what I deserved. |
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"My mind is totally in the gutter since joining Fab. I see a fruit and veg van all the time Doyles Veg Prep and it has the letters DVP all across it. Always reminds me of Double Vagina Penetration "
Haha I thought I was the only one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember back when I joined up to my first swinger site I was fairly naive to the terms. So put up a post looking for BBC. I told them it was usually on 103 on the sky box not my finest moment |
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"I remember back when I joined up to my first swinger site I was fairly naive to the terms. So put up a post looking for BBC. I told them it was usually on 103 on the sky box not my finest moment"
we have all learnt a lot since joining Fab lol |
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"Hi all was chatting to a few work colleagues at lunch today one of them was commenting about a programme on BBC 1 last night and first thing comes to my mind is not the tv station...... how many other people on here think like this "
???? there was a tread here a while ago titled "CNC" I could understand why a tread about Computerised Numerical Control would be on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got my hopes up there lol
You're such a whore anyway babes x
That’s why you love me so much hun xxx
Thanks for last night, it was amazing "
Next time can I keep my coat on? I don't mind you riding me on the car bonnet in summer but you wouldn't be long getting frostbit at it these nights! |
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"Got my hopes up there lol
You're such a whore anyway babes x
That’s why you love me so much hun xxx
Thanks for last night, it was amazing
Next time can I keep my coat on? I don't mind you riding me on the car bonnet in summer but you wouldn't be long getting frostbit at it these nights!"
God I love hearing your dreams hun xxx |
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"Hi all was chatting to a few work colleagues at lunch today one of them was commenting about a programme on BBC 1 last night and first thing comes to my mind is not the tv station...... how many other people on here think like this
Yes, definitely not a tv station. I also have a problem to associate CBT with cognitive behavioural therapy - I keep thinking about something else "
Same here re cbt |
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"Got my hopes up there lol
You're such a whore anyway babes x
That’s why you love me so much hun xxx
Thanks for last night, it was amazing
Next time can I keep my coat on? I don't mind you riding me on the car bonnet in summer but you wouldn't be long getting frostbit at it these nights!
God I love hearing your dreams hun xxx"
Bitch I'll redden your ass with an ash plant later.
Making a show of me on the forums! Grrr |
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