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Silly jokes ..go on make someone laugh
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"I'm ashamed to say this but I don't get it" Deep in this pear Fuckin this custard | |||
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"Two guinea pigs are having a drink in a bar. One asks the other, "have you had the Covid vaccine yet?" The other answers, "nah, I'm waiting until the human trials are over"." Brilliant | |||
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"A guy walks goes into a bar and orders 3 Tripple whiskeys... The bartender asks, "What's the occasion?" As he's downing the second shot, the guy replies, "it was a big one, I'm celebrating a blowjob" The bartender says, "Congratulations, let me give you one more on the house!" The guy says, "No thanks, if 3 triple whiskeys doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, one more won't help." " | |||
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"A guy walks goes into a bar and orders 3 Tripple whiskeys... The bartender asks, "What's the occasion?" As he's downing the second shot, the guy replies, "it was a big one, I'm celebrating a blowjob" The bartender says, "Congratulations, let me give you one more on the house!" The guy says, "No thanks, if 3 triple whiskeys doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, one more won't help." "Two goats are at the back entrance of a film set , One is chewing on a film reel the other goat says is that any good , It’s not bad but the book was better | |||
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"Help! Im playing Scrabble with Midge Ure. Ive only got 4 letters left, but they mean nothing to me: OVNR.." Haha that made me laugh out loud | |||
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"Knock knock" I don't answer the door unless I'm expecting company. Could you text instead | |||
"Knock knock I don't answer the door unless I'm expecting company. Could you text instead "Pffft! | |||
"Knock knock I don't answer the door unless I'm expecting company. Could you text instead
Pffft! "
Ok ok, who's there? | |||
"Knock knock" Don't leave us hanging  | |||
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"Knock knock I don't answer the door unless I'm expecting company. Could you text instead
Pffft!
Ok ok, who's there?"I eat map | |||
"Knock knock I don't answer the door unless I'm expecting company. Could you text instead
Pffft!
Ok ok, who's there?
I eat map" I'm not saying it & you can't make me! | |||
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"Knock knock I don't answer the door unless I'm expecting company. Could you text instead
Pffft!
Ok ok, who's there?
I eat map
I'm not saying it & you can't make me!"Pmsl ya said into yourself. That's enough for me heheheee  | |||
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A strawberry with a flick-knife!  | |||
I said "You should be home looking after the kids!"  | |||
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Great joke | |||
"When a fire breaks out at a swingers club It causes premature evacuation "Lol | |||
"If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?" Ha ha | |||
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"User has blocked everyone of your sex.
Great joke " we are hilarious | |||
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"User has blocked everyone of your sex.
Great joke
we are hilarious "Yes, you most definitely are. | |||
"User has blocked everyone of your sex.
Great joke
we are hilarious
Yes, you most definitely are.
"Haha I can't cope with all the Hi babe mmmmm xxxx msgs 
I imagine that like me, most have a cheat code for access though | |||
Then a few weeks ago I was at a swingers party where everyone had masks on. One looked like my uncles hot wife. Needless to say though, it was an "anti-climax" | |||
"User has blocked everyone of your sex.
Great joke
we are hilarious
Yes, you most definitely are.
Haha I can't cope with all the Hi babe mmmmm xxxx msgs
I imagine that like me, most have a cheat code for access though "Unlocking cheat codes? I imagine that requires patience and persistence. | |||
"User has blocked everyone of your sex.
Great joke
we are hilarious
Yes, you most definitely are.
Haha I can't cope with all the Hi babe mmmmm xxxx msgs
I imagine that like me, most have a cheat code for access though
Unlocking cheat codes?
I imagine that requires patience and persistence.
"Lol not really | |||
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"What’s better than a 69 ?? 88 cause you get 8 twice " Ba dum tish | |||
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"Why does a mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells!" | |||
"Why does a mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells! "They grow up so fast. | |||
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Good one Bog  | |||
v good | |||
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"A dsylexic man walks into a bra....." Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac? He lay in bed all night wondering if there was a dog | |||
"My wife asked me at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" I declined. "Thanks for asking but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," I said. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime, she asked me if I'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" I declined again. "The Viagra," I said, "really trashes my desire for food." Come dinner time, she asks me if I wanted anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie or maybe a chicken or tasty stir fry?" I declined again.. "No," I said, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry." "Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm fucking starving....." | |||
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"Did you hear about the man who drowned in Muesli? He was dragged under by the current. " | |||
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"This is embarrassing. Dinner tasted a bit odd this evening. So, as I've got a bit of a sore throat, I thought a lateral flow test would be in order. The result is just in... and it's sadly negative, which means the dinner must have been crap" Definitely bad taste there bogman | |||
"This is embarrassing. Dinner tasted a bit odd this evening. So, as I've got a bit of a sore throat, I thought a lateral flow test would be in order. The result is just in... and it's sadly negative, which means the dinner must have been crap" That needs a dinner do-over with something you know is tasty | |||
"This is embarrassing. Dinner tasted a bit odd this evening. So, as I've got a bit of a sore throat, I thought a lateral flow test would be in order. The result is just in... and it's sadly negative, which means the dinner must have been crap That needs a dinner do-over with something you know is tasty "I presume you'd not talking Italian | |||
"This is embarrassing. Dinner tasted a bit odd this evening. So, as I've got a bit of a sore throat, I thought a lateral flow test would be in order. The result is just in... and it's sadly negative, which means the dinner must have been crap That needs a dinner do-over with something you know is tasty
I presume you'd not be talking Italian "If Italian is tasty then yes. I want to go to Italy & eat everything in sight. You like Italy right? | |||
"This is embarrassing. Dinner tasted a bit odd this evening. So, as I've got a bit of a sore throat, I thought a lateral flow test would be in order. The result is just in... and it's sadly negative, which means the dinner must have been crap That needs a dinner do-over with something you know is tasty
I presume you'd not be talking Italian
If Italian is tasty then yes. I want to go to Italy & eat everything in sight. You like Italy right?"Never been ....love the food | |||
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"This is embarrassing. Dinner tasted a bit odd this evening. So, as I've got a bit of a sore throat, I thought a lateral flow test would be in order. The result is just in... and it's sadly negative, which means the dinner must have been crap That needs a dinner do-over with something you know is tasty
I presume you'd not be talking Italian
If Italian is tasty then yes. I want to go to Italy & eat everything in sight. You like Italy right?
Never been ....love the food "Lets go to Italy | |||
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"Google the word "askew " " Hilarious
I was a little worried initially | |||
"Google the word "askew " Hilarious
I was a little worried initially"Heh, I was the same. " Why does Santa always come through the chimney? Because he knows better than to try the back door." | |||
"Google the word "askew " Hilarious
I was a little worried initially
Heh, I was the same.
" Why does Santa always come through the chimney?
Because he knows better than to try the back door.""Oh God, just imagine the children waking up to that sight | |||
"Google the word "askew " " Thats horrendous. 0/10 do not recommend. | |||
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"Google the word "askew " Hilarious
I was a little worried initially
Heh, I was the same.
" Why does Santa always come through the chimney?
Because he knows better than to try the back door."
Oh God, just imagine the children waking up to that sight "The sequel to the song "I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause." | |||
