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It's Xmas and I said I'd go all out for the Wife, she's a wonderful wife and deserves them.
As I'm injured since Novemer and had surgery I done all the shopping online.
The presents arrived by DHL this morning and sadly nothing I ordered her arrived. I explained to her what happened and in fairness she's understanding.
Instead of the wife's presents they sent the following the fuckers
A 1004 piece Teng Toolbox the black edition
2 bottles of Jameson Black Barrell
2 Bottles of Red Wine, my favourite would you belive
A Voucher for Barbour in Kildare Village
The fuckers, I'm not done with them and when I tried ringing them the number but I'm missing a digit.
The only concession is they also sent some sexy Lingerie that just happens to fit her, bitter sweet I say.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's Xmas and I said I'd go all out for the Wife, she's a wonderful wife and deserves them.
As I'm injured since Novemer and had surgery I done all the shopping online.
The presents arrived by DHL this morning and sadly nothing I ordered her arrived. I explained to her what happened and in fairness she's understanding.
Instead of the wife's presents they sent the following the fuckers
A 1004 piece Teng Toolbox the black edition
2 bottles of Jameson Black Barrell
2 Bottles of Red Wine, my favourite would you belive
A Voucher for Barbour in Kildare Village
The fuckers, I'm not done with them and when I tried ringing them the number but I'm missing a digit.
The only concession is they also sent some sexy Lingerie that just happens to fit her, bitter sweet I say.
Have you ever been the victim of an online scam?"
Maybe she found out your on here and that she’s not so wonderful after all
hence the reason your playing away
Drink the wine and the whiskey to numb the pain because when she opens the toolbox you’ll be screwed and your nuts will be tightened 
Karmas a bitch |
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"Maybe she found out your on here and that she’s not so wonderful after all
hence the reason your playing away
Drink the wine and the whiskey to numb the pain because when she opens the toolbox you’ll be screwed and your nuts will be tightened
Karmas a bitch "
Thankfully not playing away, here with her knowledge and permission, you don't know people's situation so don't be so quick.to judge, plus it's Xmas eve, if you haven't anything nice to say today I'd say nothing, Happy Xmas...... |
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"Maybe she found out your on here and that she’s not so wonderful after all
hence the reason your playing away
Drink the wine and the whiskey to numb the pain because when she opens the toolbox you’ll be screwed and your nuts will be tightened
Karmas a bitch
Thankfully not playing away, here with her knowledge and permission, you don't know people's situation so don't be so quick.to judge, plus it's Xmas eve, if you haven't anything nice to say today I'd say nothing, Happy Xmas......"
Oh I’m not judging you. Sure I know ye both .
Was chatting to her the other day in SuperValu
Might know a little more than you think
Happy Christmas |
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over a year ago
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My account was scammed recently but it was petty really, nothing like what happened to you and sorry to hear this happened to you Sparkie at Xmas of all times. I am sure the lingerie will spice things up. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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Oh I’m not judging you. Sure I know ye both .
Was chatting to her the other day in SuperValu
Might know a little more than you think
Happy Christmas "
Ye that's not creepy at all 
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"My account was scammed recently but it was petty really, nothing like what happened to you and sorry to hear this happened to you Sparkie at Xmas of all times. I am sure the lingerie will spice things up. "
Its very common now and happens every minute now, the scams evolve on a daily basis and it's difficult to keep ahead of them |
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Oh I’m not judging you. Sure I know ye both .
Was chatting to her the other day in SuperValu
Might know a little more than you think
Happy Christmas
Ye that's not creepy at all
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Next level creepy from a grown man |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
I'm sorry to hear your Christmas shopping didn't work out. Maybe you should check the sites you shop a bit more carefully. There's websites like trustpilot that help you with that or check customers reviews. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well this got stalkerish quicker than I got into my santa jocks this morning
Santa jocks you say 
Nude is the only way ..jock so over rated "
Jesus everyone's a critic  |
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"Well this got stalkerish quicker than I got into my santa jocks this morning
Santa jocks you say
Nude is the only way ..jock so over rated
Jesus everyone's a critic "
Feel free to send pic of you wearing said jocks and also one naked so i can make a comparison and then make a decision |
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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago
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"Well this got stalkerish quicker than I got into my santa jocks this morning
Santa jocks you say
Nude is the only way ..jock so over rated
Jesus everyone's a critic "
Not at all ..let them hang ...I was told ..they might grow bigger
Please god |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's Xmas and I said I'd go all out for the Wife, she's a wonderful wife and deserves them.
As I'm injured since Novemer and had surgery I done all the shopping online.
The presents arrived by DHL this morning and sadly nothing I ordered her arrived. I explained to her what happened and in fairness she's understanding.
Instead of the wife's presents they sent the following the fuckers
A 1004 piece Teng Toolbox the black edition
2 bottles of Jameson Black Barrell
2 Bottles of Red Wine, my favourite would you belive
A Voucher for Barbour in Kildare Village
The fuckers, I'm not done with them and when I tried ringing them the number but I'm missing a digit.
The only concession is they also sent some sexy Lingerie that just happens to fit her, bitter sweet I say.
Have you ever been the victim of an online scam?"
For real Sparkie? Thats a mad collection of stuff to get, and not too bad as a compensation either, but what a pisser all the same |
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"It's Xmas and I said I'd go all out for the Wife, she's a wonderful wife and deserves them.
As I'm injured since Novemer and had surgery I done all the shopping online.
The presents arrived by DHL this morning and sadly nothing I ordered her arrived. I explained to her what happened and in fairness she's understanding.
Instead of the wife's presents they sent the following the fuckers
A 1004 piece Teng Toolbox the black edition
2 bottles of Jameson Black Barrell
2 Bottles of Red Wine, my favourite would you belive
A Voucher for Barbour in Kildare Village
The fuckers, I'm not done with them and when I tried ringing them the number but I'm missing a digit.
The only concession is they also sent some sexy Lingerie that just happens to fit her, bitter sweet I say.
Have you ever been the victim of an online scam?"
Hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I read this as tongue in cheek, I don't know what y'all read lol
You mean sparkies wife's doesn't shop in supervalue?
She very well might but have you seen your photos  jfc"
In supervalue? That fucker said it was only for his own use |
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"I read this as tongue in cheek, I don't know what y'all read lol
You mean sparkies wife's doesn't shop in supervalue?
She very well might but have you seen your photos jfc
In supervalue? That fucker said it was only for his own use"
I've heard that before! |
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"I read this as tongue in cheek, I don't know what y'all read lol
You mean sparkies wife's doesn't shop in supervalue?
She very well might but have you seen your photos jfc"
Was winding him up to get the craic going
The BB T oolbox kicked me off
As for the alcohol he’s definitely need it and the lingerie would be no good to him if the guy came knocking with his BB T oolbox
It was tongue in cheek and glad some people saw it that way
OP you took it well fair balls to you
But on a serious note
I feel so sorry for you trying to make a happy Christmas for your family only for it to go TITS up on the last day of delivery
It unbelievable how none of your stuff arrived , was it ordered from the one company or multiple as DHL would only be the delivery company so they only send out what’s addressed to you for delivery I presume.
Add up the cost of what you got compared to what you spent on your original orders …. You could be on a winner … drink the alcohol,wear the lingerie and the BBC sorry BBToolbox is certainly worth I’d say a grand or more . Give herself the value of it and put it for sale
You’ll have no problem selling it
Don’t let her open it or your SCREWED  
Have a merry Christmas but unfortunately not the one you expected
On the brighter side you could have received nothing at all the way things are going
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"sparkle if you were my husband I would drink the wine and whiskey , treat myself to a nice fitted wax jacket and as for the toolbox sure donedeal it "
I dint don't have you be your husband for us all to drink it |
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Sparkie
Just checked the price of the Toolbox
Just over £3400 with Amazon
Happy fkn Christmas
And with the barber voucher
Go for a short back & sides & a sandpaper on top . |
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"It's Xmas and I said I'd go all out for the Wife, she's a wonderful wife and deserves them.
As I'm injured since Novemer and had surgery I done all the shopping online.
The presents arrived by DHL this morning and sadly nothing I ordered her arrived. I explained to her what happened and in fairness she's understanding.
Instead of the wife's presents they sent the following the fuckers
A 1004 piece Teng Toolbox the black edition
2 bottles of Jameson Black Barrell
2 Bottles of Red Wine, my favourite would you belive
A Voucher for Barbour in Kildare Village
The fuckers, I'm not done with them and when I tried ringing them the number but I'm missing a digit.
The only concession is they also sent some sexy Lingerie that just happens to fit her, bitter sweet I say.
Have you ever been the victim of an online scam?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And I forgot to say, going forward DNakedchef, don't be so rude and ignorant, when you see us in SuperValu have the moaners to come over and say hello, we don't bite
Happy Xmas"
Oh I certainly will
Have a great Christmas |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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Incidentally, online scams are the fastest growing types of crime worldwide.
And fraudsters know that governments, legislators and law enforcement agencies are virtually powerless to detect even a tiny fraction of it.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sparkie
Just checked the price of the Toolbox
Just over £3400 with Amazon
Happy fkn Christmas
And with the barber voucher
Go for a short back & sides & a sandpaper on top . "
Forgot the toolbox, you should buy a shovel and start digging |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sparkie
Just checked the price of the Toolbox
Just over £3400 with Amazon
Happy fkn Christmas
And with the barber voucher
Go for a short back & sides & a sandpaper on top .
Forgot the toolbox, you should buy a shovel and start digging "
Your point being??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sparkie
Just checked the price of the Toolbox
Just over £3400 with Amazon
Happy fkn Christmas
And with the barber voucher
Go for a short back & sides & a sandpaper on top .
Forget the toolbox, you should buy a shovel and start digging
Your point being??? "
Try work it out, at least it will keep you busy for the day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sparkie
Just checked the price of the Toolbox
Just over £3400 with Amazon
Happy fkn Christmas
And with the barber voucher
Go for a short back & sides & a sandpaper on top .
Forget the toolbox, you should buy a shovel and start digging
Your point being???
Try work it out, at least it will keep you busy for the day "
Dumb Blond |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sparkie
Just checked the price of the Toolbox
Just over £3400 with Amazon
Happy fkn Christmas
And with the barber voucher
Go for a short back & sides & a sandpaper on top .
Forget the toolbox, you should buy a shovel and start digging
Your point being???
Try work it out, at least it will keep you busy for the day
Dumb Blond "
So what’s your excuse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sparkie
Just checked the price of the Toolbox
Just over £3400 with Amazon
Happy fkn Christmas
And with the barber voucher
Go for a short back & sides & a sandpaper on top .
Forget the toolbox, you should buy a shovel and start digging
Your point being???
Try work it out, at least it will keep you busy for the day
Dumb Blond "
Thats just rude |
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ah well maybe it was because it's sooo so incredibly funny 
