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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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OK so going from the other post let's have a laugh.
I'm willing to post something silly in mine who's up for it?
Say you're in and give each other silly status updates |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK so going from the other post let's have a laugh.
I'm willing to post something silly in mine who's up for it?
Say you're in and give each other silly status updates "
I'm in
DD:
Does anyone know how to remove gorilla glue from a vagina.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OK so going from the other post let's have a laugh.
I'm willing to post something silly in mine who's up for it?
Say you're in and give each other silly status updates
I'm in
DD:
Does anyone know how to remove gorilla glue from a vagina.... "
Done
For you "there's a smell of cheese anyone else get it " |
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"Last time I think this happened some suggested posting "I think Hitler was misunderstood"  "
That gotcha a few blocks, I reckon 
Yours is:
"I not only have a screw loose, I can't find the damn screwdriver!
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"Last time I think this happened some suggested posting "I think Hitler was misunderstood"
That gotcha a few blocks, I reckon
Yours is:
"I not only have a screw loose, I can't find the damn screwdriver!
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I never said I was in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohhh I am in
Yours is
Well worn knickers to go to a good home please get in touch "
Fuck sake bog I'm going to get all the nutters of the day messaging me hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m in I think 
Jaffa
OK boys it's xxxmas send me your best cock pics
Nothing new there
box absolutely destroyed... fair play "
Jazus biscuits bit early for that talk |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"I’m in I think
Jaffa
OK boys it's xxxmas send me your best cock pics
Nothing new there
box absolutely destroyed... fair play
Jazus biscuits bit early for that talk "
That did dawn on me as I posted... sounds like an awful euphemism 
'mere Jaffa give us a go of yer inbox for Christmas! |
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"Ohhh I am in
Yours is
Well worn knickers to go to a good home please get in touch
Fuck sake bog I'm going to get all the nutters of the day messaging me hahaha"
Fantastic stains and skidmarks included? |
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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"I’m in I think
Jaffa
OK boys it's xxxmas send me your best cock pics
Nothing new there
box absolutely destroyed... fair play
Jazus biscuits bit early for that talk
That did dawn on me as I posted... sounds like an awful euphemism
'mere Jaffa give us a go of yer inbox for Christmas!"
Me poor box  |
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"Last time I think this happened some suggested posting "I think Hitler was misunderstood"
That gotcha a few blocks, I reckon
Yours is:
"I not only have a screw loose, I can't find the damn screwdriver!
I never said I was in "
Not to worry |
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"Last time I think this happened some suggested posting "I think Hitler was misunderstood"
That gotcha a few blocks, I reckon
Yours is:
"I not only have a screw loose, I can't find the damn screwdriver!
I never said I was in
Not to worry "
Done but only because you are so sound |
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"What’s the worst that can happen
Yours is:
"I got accosted by 6 dwarves last night. Not Happy"
Do I have to post this as I don’t believe you said your in?
You did though
Sure, I'm in "
Stop checking out my profile
Yours is- what does tofu and a dildo have in common? Both are meat substitutes |
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"What’s the worst that can happen
Yours is:
"I got accosted by 6 dwarves last night. Not Happy"
Do I have to post this as I don’t believe you said your in?
You did though
Sure, I'm in
Stop checking out my profile
Yours is- what does tofu and a dildo have in common? Both are meat substitutes"
But I just can't get enough
Done |
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"Last time I think this happened some suggested posting "I think Hitler was misunderstood"
That gotcha a few blocks, I reckon
Yours is:
"I not only have a screw loose, I can't find the damn screwdriver!
I never said I was in
Not to worry
Done but only because you are so sound "
I dunno about that |
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"Jock asked me to post this on mine but after the grief I got before I just can't....sorry Jock
Hey there ladies ya looking for a STUD , well I have the STD all I need is U
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How about this unread - First thing I look at in a woman is her heart. It’s not my fault her boobs are in the way |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
This thread has created a new fantasy in my head where I've bigblondeys used knickers draped across my face as I'm running my tongue around DD's prolapsed arse while simultaneously waving my mickey around to an onlooking (and hugely impressed) Jaffa...
...never change, Fab  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"It all makes sense now
Literally none of this makes sense ....
Its made me laugh at least, I was thinking y'all were mad & you are
So are you in
Absolutely "
Swear to god I'm an actual pussycat |
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"It all makes sense now
Literally none of this makes sense ....
Its made me laugh at least, I was thinking y'all were mad & you are
So are you in
Absolutely
Swear to god I'm an actual pussycat "
Its not far from the truth lol do I need to let the drawbridge down for this? |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"It all makes sense now
Literally none of this makes sense ....
Its made me laugh at least, I was thinking y'all were mad & you are
So are you in
Absolutely
Swear to god I'm an actual pussycat
Its not far from the truth lol do I need to let the drawbridge down for this?"
Not at all.... |
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"It all makes sense now
Literally none of this makes sense ....
Its made me laugh at least, I was thinking y'all were mad & you are
So are you in
Absolutely
Swear to god I'm an actual pussycat
Its not far from the truth lol do I need to let the drawbridge down for this?
Not at all...."
Thank goodness for that |
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"Jock asked me to post this on mine but after the grief I got before I just can't....sorry Jock
Hey there ladies ya looking for a STUD , well I have the STD all I need is U
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Still haven't cleared the pubic lice then? |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Jock asked me to post this on mine but after the grief I got before I just can't....sorry Jock
Hey there ladies ya looking for a STUD , well I have the STD all I need is U
Still haven't cleared the pubic lice then? "
Got waxed yesterday....should be fine |
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"Jock asked me to post this on mine but after the grief I got before I just can't....sorry Jock
Hey there ladies ya looking for a STUD , well I have the STD all I need is U
Still haven't cleared the pubic lice then?
Got waxed yesterday....should be fine "
And come here, the lad who caused all the trouble for you is 'in' for this thread so I'd be taking my opportunity if I was you |
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