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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whats the wierdest thing you've won in a raffle. Cos I know its not all bottles of whiskey and vouchers.
I once won African black soap and a blue movie   |
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Only thing I've ever won was a Jeroboam of Moet and Chandon about 30 years ago.
No good to me so I gave it up for a charity auction. Retail price at the time was about £85 and it raised £140 in the auction. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats the wierdest thing you've won in a raffle. Cos I know its not all bottles of whiskey and vouchers.
I once won African black soap and a blue movie "
The blue movie made me think that the "african" black soap was a euphimism for a particularly shaped soap till I googled it to find african black soap does actually exist!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whats the wierdest thing you've won in a raffle. Cos I know its not all bottles of whiskey and vouchers.
I once won African black soap and a blue movie
The blue movie made me think that the "african" black soap was a euphimism for a particularly shaped soap till I googled it to find african black soap does actually exist! "
I know I didnt know it existed either i thought it was a lump of coal at first  |
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By *orny guy !Man
over a year ago
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Once i had a ticket pulled out in a raffle & a seemingly fancy hairdryer was the prize. Looked up and the first woman i spotted i gave her the ticket. She was delighted with it so good deed done on the day. |
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By *dfabMan
over a year ago
Dunboyne |
"I won a bottle of Black Bush at a works charity night.
I think it was rigged, thats what I drank at the time, plus I was fucking the guy that pulled out my ticket "
Bet you both enjoyed that bottle and whiskey d*unk shenanigans are similar to joint ones so Happy Fucking nights, literally!  |
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"I won a bottle of Black Bush at a works charity night.
I think it was rigged, thats what I drank at the time, plus I was fucking the guy that pulled out my ticket
Bet you both enjoyed that bottle and whiskey d*unk shenanigans are similar to joint ones so Happy Fucking nights, literally! "
It was a fun night. The whiskey was everywhere, who needs a glass when you can drink it off someones body |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whats the wierdest thing you've won in a raffle. Cos I know its not all bottles of whiskey and vouchers.
I once won African black soap and a blue movie "
So that’s what happened you ……
I knew it  |
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"I won a spade, rake and tree loppers in a raffle 3 years ago.
Whats a tree lopper? I know I could google but I'm sure I'll not be the only one to not know "
Apologies, I didn't realise you had me blocked. I know the rules, I'll google myself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I won a spade, rake and tree loppers in a raffle 3 years ago.
Whats a tree lopper? I know I could google but I'm sure I'll not be the only one to not know
Apologies, I didn't realise you had me blocked. I know the rules, I'll google myself "
You’ve everyone who’s male blocked from contacting you! |
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"I won a spade, rake and tree loppers in a raffle 3 years ago.
Whats a tree lopper? I know I could google but I'm sure I'll not be the only one to not know
Apologies, I didn't realise you had me blocked. I know the rules, I'll google myself
You’ve everyone who’s male blocked from contacting you! "
Thats so I can contact the people I actually might like myself, rather than wading through a sea of cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I won a spade, rake and tree loppers in a raffle 3 years ago.
Whats a tree lopper? I know I could google but I'm sure I'll not be the only one to not know
Apologies, I didn't realise you had me blocked. I know the rules, I'll google myself
You’ve everyone who’s male blocked from contacting you!
Thats so I can contact the people I actually might like myself, rather than wading through a sea of cock "
It’s a really big sea as well, something tells you might drown in it! I’ve got a pair of tree loppers I could lend you if you think it would help.  |
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"I won a spade, rake and tree loppers in a raffle 3 years ago.
Whats a tree lopper? I know I could google but I'm sure I'll not be the only one to not know
Apologies, I didn't realise you had me blocked. I know the rules, I'll google myself
You’ve everyone who’s male blocked from contacting you!
Thats so I can contact the people I actually might like myself, rather than wading through a sea of cock
It’s a really big sea as well, something tells you might drown in it! I’ve got a pair of tree loppers I could lend you if you think it would help. "
Just the mention of them & I think I'd be Moses |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I won a spade, rake and tree loppers in a raffle 3 years ago.
Whats a tree lopper? I know I could google but I'm sure I'll not be the only one to not know
Apologies, I didn't realise you had me blocked. I know the rules, I'll google myself
You’ve everyone who’s male blocked from contacting you!
Thats so I can contact the people I actually might like myself, rather than wading through a sea of cock
It’s a really big sea as well, something tells you might drown in it! I’ve got a pair of tree loppers I could lend you if you think it would help.
Just the mention of them & I think I'd be Moses "
Hopefully you’ll not get mistaken for a Roman solider in that case! |
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"I won a spade, rake and tree loppers in a raffle 3 years ago.
Whats a tree lopper? I know I could google but I'm sure I'll not be the only one to not know
Apologies, I didn't realise you had me blocked. I know the rules, I'll google myself
You’ve everyone who’s male blocked from contacting you!
Thats so I can contact the people I actually might like myself, rather than wading through a sea of cock
It’s a really big sea as well, something tells you might drown in it! I’ve got a pair of tree loppers I could lend you if you think it would help.
Just the mention of them & I think I'd be Moses
Hopefully you’ll not get mistaken for a Roman solider in that case! "
I wouldn't mind that tbf |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I won a spade, rake and tree loppers in a raffle 3 years ago.
Whats a tree lopper? I know I could google but I'm sure I'll not be the only one to not know
Apologies, I didn't realise you had me blocked. I know the rules, I'll google myself
You’ve everyone who’s male blocked from contacting you!
Thats so I can contact the people I actually might like myself, rather than wading through a sea of cock
It’s a really big sea as well, something tells you might drown in it! I’ve got a pair of tree loppers I could lend you if you think it would help.
Just the mention of them & I think I'd be Moses
Hopefully you’ll not get mistaken for a Roman solider in that case!
I wouldn't mind that tbf "
Would you like to get a room so we can chat about loppers in a more private setting, also open to chatting about anything else you might like. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once got a 365 sexual positions calendar in a secret Santa 
Ah here, I thought an advent calendar would cover them all "
Just what are the 365 sexual positions? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once got a 365 sexual positions calendar in a secret Santa
Ah here, I thought an advent calendar would cover them all
Just what are the 365 sexual positions?
A Good year "
A really, really, really good year.  |
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"Whats the wierdest thing you've won in a raffle. Cos I know its not all bottles of whiskey and vouchers.
I once won African black soap and a blue movie "
I couldn't win an argument on here never mind a prize
Wait, did once win first prize in a Halloween best dressed charity event and also a year's free membership to a local gym & Spa
Think the voucher went by its sell by date couldn't give it away nobody wanted it.. |
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"I once got a 365 sexual positions calendar in a secret Santa
Ah here, I thought an advent calendar would cover them all
Just what are the 365 sexual positions? "
It's the 4 main positions and then you change the angle of one body part slightly to make a "new" position |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once got a 365 sexual positions calendar in a secret Santa
Ah here, I thought an advent calendar would cover them all
Just what are the 365 sexual positions?
It's the 4 main positions and then you change the angle of one body part slightly to make a "new" position "
The mind boggles, something tells me I could do with a partner in crime so I can somehow get more of a visual on the subject!  |
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"I once got a 365 sexual positions calendar in a secret Santa
Ah here, I thought an advent calendar would cover them all
Just what are the 365 sexual positions?
A Good year
A sore year "
It was ridiculous. You would have needed to be an Olympic standard gymnast and a contortionist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once got a 365 sexual positions calendar in a secret Santa
Ah here, I thought an advent calendar would cover them all
Just what are the 365 sexual positions?
A Good year
A sore year
It was ridiculous. You would have needed to be an Olympic standard gymnast and a contortionist"
Was it a woman who gave you the Calendar by any chance? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I won an ipod in 1 of those budweiser promotions they used to do in bars. U buy a bud u get a scratchcard thing. Adding to my lucky streak i got the number of the promotions girl, she was a beauty. I fell for her like a blind roofer. She ended up fucking my mate. Never won a thing since |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I won an ipod in 1 of those budweiser promotions they used to do in bars. U buy a bud u get a scratchcard thing. Adding to my lucky streak i got the number of the promotions girl, she was a beauty. I fell for her like a blind roofer. She ended up fucking my mate. Never won a thing since "
Im not sure whether to laugh or cry at this one. Its a mixed bag
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"I once got a 365 sexual positions calendar in a secret Santa
Ah here, I thought an advent calendar would cover them all
Just what are the 365 sexual positions?
A Good year
A sore year
It was ridiculous. You would have needed to be an Olympic standard gymnast and a contortionist
Was it a woman who gave you the Calendar by any chance? "
I still to this day have no idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I won an ipod in 1 of those budweiser promotions they used to do in bars. U buy a bud u get a scratchcard thing. Adding to my lucky streak i got the number of the promotions girl, she was a beauty. I fell for her like a blind roofer. She ended up fucking my mate. Never won a thing since
Im not sure whether to laugh or cry at this one. Its a mixed bag
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U win some, u lose some as the saying goes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Dead Donkey
A dude bought a donkey from an old farmer for €100. The farmer agreed to deliver the beast the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."
"Well, then, just give me my money back," said Morty.
"Can't do that,” replied the farmer. “I went and spent it already."
"OK, then. Just unload the donkey."
"What ya gonna do with him?"
"I'm going to raffle him off."
"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with the dude and asked, "Whatever happened with that dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off. I sold five hundred tickets at two euro apiece and made a profit of €998."
"Didn't anyone complain?" asked the farmer.
"Just the guy who won,” said the dude. “So I gave him his two dollars back." |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The Dead Donkey
A dude bought a donkey from an old farmer for €100. The farmer agreed to deliver the beast the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."
"Well, then, just give me my money back," said Morty.
"Can't do that,” replied the farmer. “I went and spent it already."
"OK, then. Just unload the donkey."
"What ya gonna do with him?"
"I'm going to raffle him off."
"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with the dude and asked, "Whatever happened with that dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off. I sold five hundred tickets at two euro apiece and made a profit of €998."
"Didn't anyone complain?" asked the farmer.
"Just the guy who won,” said the dude. “So I gave him his two dollars back.""
Hahahaha |
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"I once got a 365 sexual positions calendar in a secret Santa
Ah here, I thought an advent calendar would cover them all
Just what are the 365 sexual positions?
A Good year
A sore year
It was ridiculous. You would have needed to be an Olympic standard gymnast and a contortionist"
I'm sure you improvised accordingly |
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The Dead Donkey
A dude bought a donkey from an old farmer for €100. The farmer agreed to deliver the beast the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."
"Well, then, just give me my money back," said Morty.
"Can't do that,” replied the farmer. “I went and spent it already."
"OK, then. Just unload the donkey."
"What ya gonna do with him?"
"I'm going to raffle him off."
"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with the dude and asked, "Whatever happened with that dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off. I sold five hundred tickets at two euro apiece and made a profit of €998."
"Didn't anyone complain?" asked the farmer.
"Just the guy who won,” said the dude. “So I gave him his two dollars back.""
Deadly ))) |
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The Dead Donkey
A dude bought a donkey from an old farmer for €100. The farmer agreed to deliver the beast the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."
"Well, then, just give me my money back," said Morty.
"Can't do that,” replied the farmer. “I went and spent it already."
"OK, then. Just unload the donkey."
"What ya gonna do with him?"
"I'm going to raffle him off."
"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with the dude and asked, "Whatever happened with that dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off. I sold five hundred tickets at two euro apiece and made a profit of €998."
"Didn't anyone complain?" asked the farmer.
"Just the guy who won,” said the dude. “So I gave him his two dollars back."
Deadly ))) "
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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago
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Not weird as such but...
I won a Facebook competition for a €150 Smyths toys voucher to give to our local primary school as a Christmas raffle prize.
On the night guess who won the voucher, yep...
I was too embarrassed to go up as they just had a speech thanking me for it. My friend grabbed the ticket out of my hand and collected it, she said fair is fair, you bought tickets like everyone else... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not weird as such but...
I won a Facebook competition for a €150 Smyths toys voucher to give to our local primary school as a Christmas raffle prize.
On the night guess who won the voucher, yep...
I was too embarrassed to go up as they just had a speech thanking me for it. My friend grabbed the ticket out of my hand and collected it, she said fair is fair, you bought tickets like everyone else... "
Jasis. What were the chances? God was smiling on you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not weird as such but...
I won a Facebook competition for a €150 Smyths toys voucher to give to our local primary school as a Christmas raffle prize.
On the night guess who won the voucher, yep...
I was too embarrassed to go up as they just had a speech thanking me for it. My friend grabbed the ticket out of my hand and collected it, she said fair is fair, you bought tickets like everyone else... "
I remember that |
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