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Caught under the mistletoe
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"Imagine you are caught under some mistletoe with the poster above. Do you:
Pass
Hug
Follow the tradition and kiss
Or
Fuck
It's the season to be kind and merry - so be kind  "
Keep with tradition and hug and a kiss |
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Right, you're already starting to break rules. I'm adding the option to spank from here on in  We need some corporate punishment!
You'd flippin well know I've never hosted one of these threads before  |
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"Right, you're already starting to break rules. I'm adding the option to spank from here on in We need some corporate punishment!
You'd flippin well know I've never hosted one of these threads before "
Pass then  |
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"Hug. Kiss and hopefully fuck xx
Hug
Hug kiss more 
Don't mind me just wiggling in here
Definitely a hug and a kiss
Hug, kiss and hopefully fuck. "
Can I lick Nutella of them abs? Please |
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"Hug. Kiss and hopefully fuck xx
Hug
Hug kiss more
Don't mind me just wiggling in here
Definitely a hug and a kiss
Hug, kiss and hopefully fuck.
Can I lick Nutella of them abs? Please "
Definitely all of the above |
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"Hug. Kiss and hopefully fuck xx
Hug
Hug kiss more
Don't mind me just wiggling in here
Definitely a hug and a kiss
Hug, kiss and hopefully fuck.
Can I lick Nutella of them abs? Please
Definitely all of the above "
Hugs  |
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"Ah no, you're grand. I'm not even hungry.
Thats some bulge under that belt, I'm kissing
Hope you're ready to be kissed again.
By you, absolutely "
Fuck….it’s been a while |
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"Ah no, you're grand. I'm not even hungry.
Thats some bulge under that belt, I'm kissing
Hope you're ready to be kissed again.
By you, absolutely
Fuck….it’s been a while "
Not quite sure if thats a compliment or an insult |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah no, you're grand. I'm not even hungry.
Thats some bulge under that belt, I'm kissing
Hope you're ready to be kissed again.
By you, absolutely
Fuck….it’s been a while
Not quite sure if thats a compliment or an insult "
 I just meant we can skip the kissing and get straight to the main event… |
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"Ah no, you're grand. I'm not even hungry.
Thats some bulge under that belt, I'm kissing
Hope you're ready to be kissed again.
By you, absolutely
Fuck….it’s been a while
Not quite sure if thats a compliment or an insult
I just meant we can skip the kissing and get straight to the main event…"
And miss the foreplay?! Not a chance |
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"Ah no, you're grand. I'm not even hungry.
Thats some bulge under that belt, I'm kissing
Hope you're ready to be kissed again.
By you, absolutely
Fuck….it’s been a while
Not quite sure if thats a compliment or an insult
I just meant we can skip the kissing and get straight to the main event…
And miss the foreplay?! Not a chance "
Second kiss and more? |
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"Ah no, you're grand. I'm not even hungry.
Thats some bulge under that belt, I'm kissing
Hope you're ready to be kissed again.
By you, absolutely
Fuck….it’s been a while
Not quite sure if thats a compliment or an insult
I just meant we can skip the kissing and get straight to the main event…
And miss the foreplay?! Not a chance
Second kiss and more?"
I may as well just send a message.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah no, you're grand. I'm not even hungry.
Thats some bulge under that belt, I'm kissing
Hope you're ready to be kissed again.
By you, absolutely
Fuck….it’s been a while
Not quite sure if thats a compliment or an insult
I just meant we can skip the kissing and get straight to the main event…
And miss the foreplay?! Not a chance
Second kiss and more?
I may as well just send a message.. "
Both to kiss under the mistletoe
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"Ah no, you're grand. I'm not even hungry.
Thats some bulge under that belt, I'm kissing
Hope you're ready to be kissed again.
By you, absolutely
Fuck….it’s been a while
Not quite sure if thats a compliment or an insult
I just meant we can skip the kissing and get straight to the main event…
And miss the foreplay?! Not a chance
Second kiss and more?
I may as well just send a message..
Both to kiss under the mistletoe
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That sounds like a plan - care to make it a foursome? |
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"Ah no, you're grand. I'm not even hungry.
Thats some bulge under that belt, I'm kissing
I'd let you too. Would you still respect me in the morning though?  "
Of course not, letting a strange woman kiss your bulge...what would Santa say |
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"Ah no, you're grand. I'm not even hungry.
Thats some bulge under that belt, I'm kissing
I'd let you too. Would you still respect me in the morning though?
Of course not, letting a strange woman kiss your bulge...what would Santa say "
He'd say ho ho ho. But not hoe hoe hoe lol. |
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"Ah no, you're grand. I'm not even hungry.
Thats some bulge under that belt, I'm kissing
I'd let you too. Would you still respect me in the morning though?
Of course not, letting a strange woman kiss your bulge...what would Santa say
He'd say ho ho ho. But not hoe hoe hoe lol."
That reminds me, I need someone to sort out the jungle thats growing in my front garden |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah no, you're grand. I'm not even hungry.
Thats some bulge under that belt, I'm kissing
I'd let you too. Would you still respect me in the morning though?
Of course not, letting a strange woman kiss your bulge...what would Santa say
He'd say ho ho ho. But not hoe hoe hoe lol.
That reminds me, I need someone to sort out the jungle thats growing in my front garden "
Will I get me ride on |
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"Ah no, you're grand. I'm not even hungry.
Thats some bulge under that belt, I'm kissing
I'd let you too. Would you still respect me in the morning though?
Of course not, letting a strange woman kiss your bulge...what would Santa say
He'd say ho ho ho. But not hoe hoe hoe lol.
That reminds me, I need someone to sort out the jungle thats growing in my front garden
Will I get me ride on "
It would be a short ride |
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"Ah no, you're grand. I'm not even hungry.
Thats some bulge under that belt, I'm kissing
I'd let you too. Would you still respect me in the morning though?
Of course not, letting a strange woman kiss your bulge...what would Santa say
He'd say ho ho ho. But not hoe hoe hoe lol.
That reminds me, I need someone to sort out the jungle thats growing in my front garden
Will I get me ride on
It would be a short ride "
No point in using a ride on if you're not going to spend the time to trim it right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah no, you're grand. I'm not even hungry.
Thats some bulge under that belt, I'm kissing
I'd let you too. Would you still respect me in the morning though?
Of course not, letting a strange woman kiss your bulge...what would Santa say
He'd say ho ho ho. But not hoe hoe hoe lol.
That reminds me, I need someone to sort out the jungle thats growing in my front garden
Will I get me ride on
It would be a short ride "
A ride is a ride and a joke is a joke …but ….no ride is no joke |
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"Ah no, you're grand. I'm not even hungry.
Thats some bulge under that belt, I'm kissing
I'd let you too. Would you still respect me in the morning though?
Of course not, letting a strange woman kiss your bulge...what would Santa say
He'd say ho ho ho. But not hoe hoe hoe lol.
That reminds me, I need someone to sort out the jungle thats growing in my front garden
Will I get me ride on
It would be a short ride
A ride is a ride and a joke is a joke …but ….no ride is no joke "
Y'all are making me snort in public now |
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"Ah no, you're grand. I'm not even hungry.
Thats some bulge under that belt, I'm kissing
I'd let you too. Would you still respect me in the morning though?
Of course not, letting a strange woman kiss your bulge...what would Santa say
He'd say ho ho ho. But not hoe hoe hoe lol.
That reminds me, I need someone to sort out the jungle thats growing in my front garden
Will I get me ride on
It would be a short ride
A ride is a ride and a joke is a joke …but ….no ride is no joke
Y'all are making me snort in public now "
Not much else use to you. I might think I've a big dick but it won't reach all the way to you lol |
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"Smooch
It would be rude not to start with a hug and kiss 
If that misteltoe is hanging near the fire I think we'd have it all going on "
Who needs mistletoe |
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"Smooch
It would be rude not to start with a hug and kiss
If that misteltoe is hanging near the fire I think we'd have it all going on
I don’t think I’d need the mistletoe "
But mistletoe, fire, cakes and your cheeky bum! talk about irresistable |
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"Smooch
It would be rude not to start with a hug and kiss
If that misteltoe is hanging near the fire I think we'd have it all going on
Baking for you as well mmmm sure why not
I don’t think I’d need the mistletoe
But mistletoe, fire, cakes and your cheeky bum! talk about irresistable "
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I'll take the hug and kiss then! 
