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I'm seeing a few interesting forum threads in the lounge so here it goes:
What are you *super* anal about? Maybe it's always putting your shoes in a particular order, maybe you always brush your teeth, THEN shower.
I'll go first:
I'm super anal about my shower routine while in it, a series of steps I follow, the oddest thing possibly being combing my fingers through my hair when rinsing shampoo out, which pulls out quite a bit of loose hair. These I go on to roll into a ball so as not to have to deal with scraggly loose hair when I'm towelling myself dry (I also run my hands along my body to rid myself of any head of hair before drying myself - weird, I know  )
Come on then, what are you anal about, Fabbers? |
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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"I'm seeing a few interesting forum threads in the lounge so here it goes:
What are you *super* anal about? Maybe it's always putting your shoes in a particular order, maybe you always brush your teeth, THEN shower.
I'll go first:
I'm super anal about my shower routine while in it, a series of steps I follow, the oddest thing possibly being combing my fingers through my hair when rinsing shampoo out, which pulls out quite a bit of loose hair. These I go on to roll into a ball so as not to have to deal with scraggly loose hair when I'm towelling myself dry (I also run my hands along my body to rid myself of any head of hair before drying myself - weird, I know )
Come on then, what are you anal about, Fabbers? "
Jaysus I thought I was the only one I shed an insane amount and the poor drains couldn’t be coping with it so gotta ball it up.
I can’t think of anything else I’m anal about…non forum related anyway |
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"I'm seeing a few interesting forum threads in the lounge so here it goes:
What are you *super* anal about? Maybe it's always putting your shoes in a particular order, maybe you always brush your teeth, THEN shower.
I'll go first:
I'm super anal about my shower routine while in it, a series of steps I follow, the oddest thing possibly being combing my fingers through my hair when rinsing shampoo out, which pulls out quite a bit of loose hair. These I go on to roll into a ball so as not to have to deal with scraggly loose hair when I'm towelling myself dry (I also run my hands along my body to rid myself of any head of hair before drying myself - weird, I know )
Come on then, what are you anal about, Fabbers?
Jaysus I thought I was the only one I shed an insane amount and the poor drains couldn’t be coping with it so gotta ball it up.
I can’t think of anything else I’m anal about…non forum related anyway "
I'm amazed I'm not bald, in fairness
Really good to hear I'm not the only weirdo in the hairball rolling department - I thought I was one of a kind |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
Two things....turning off lights in the house everytime I leave a room even if someone else has only left for a minute
The worst one.....when any passenger in my car turns the temperature on their side of the car to a different one to the temperature set on my side of the car.....WHY THE FUCK DO THEY NEED TO BE 6 DEGREES COLDER OR WARMER FUCK OFF....and relax....
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
Just tidiness in general. I hate any sort of clutter or things being out of place. Junk mail on the kitchen table, used cups left around the place. Put stuff in the bin/dishwasher etc as you go along... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The radio dial and car heater has always to be on an even number. Left leg in undies first,left sock on first then left leg in pants. Tie left shoelace first. Im right handed as well so figure that out!!  |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
1. I only buy my glasses from one shop in the U.K. Nowhere else .
2. When I get home from a weekend away or go to on a weekend away the house has to look tidy Prior to going to bed or departing .
3. When I wake up in the morning I must have a double espresso .
4. When I visit dad I have to continue to play him at backgammon throughout the trip until I win.
5. When I am in The U.K. I must visit Pret A Manger some point .
That’s all I can remember for now . There are probably more to list that I can’t recall . Otherwise I am a very easy going guy
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"The radio dial and car heater has always to be on an even number. Left leg in undies first,left sock on first then left leg in pants. Tie left shoelace first. Im right handed as well so figure that out!! "
Is everything finished on the left side before you start on the right... |
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"Two things....turning off lights in the house everytime I leave a room even if someone else has only left for a minute
The worst one.....when any passenger in my car turns the temperature on their side of the car to a different one to the temperature set on my side of the car.....WHY THE FUCK DO THEY NEED TO BE 6 DEGREES COLDER OR WARMER FUCK OFF....and relax....
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We wouldn't get on - I always need to be at least 6 degrees warmer than everyone else cos I'm a cold fucking bitch |
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"Just tidiness in general. I hate any sort of clutter or things being out of place. Junk mail on the kitchen table, used cups left around the place. Put stuff in the bin/dishwasher etc as you go along..."
Hey, visit me any time and declutter |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Two things....turning off lights in the house everytime I leave a room even if someone else has only left for a minute
The worst one.....when any passenger in my car turns the temperature on their side of the car to a different one to the temperature set on my side of the car.....WHY THE FUCK DO THEY NEED TO BE 6 DEGREES COLDER OR WARMER FUCK OFF....and relax....
We wouldn't get on - I always need to be at least 6 degrees warmer than everyone else cos I'm a cold fucking bitch "
Never have guessed that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Laundry. Especially hanging clothes on the line. Clothes pegs must not be mismatched EVER. They should also tonally match the garment whilst also tonally matching all the other pegs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like being the last one up so as I can check the back door, front door, make sure everything in kitchen is off & safe. Same with living room appliances. Then I can brush me teeth & rest easy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh god I forgot. I count everything. Going upstairs, I count them. Putting bread in the toaster, I count the slices. Everything. It's so much second nature I'm not always consciously aware I do it |
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Where to start
No1 toothpaste needs to be squeezed from the bottom
No2 crisp packets can only be opened from the top
No3 all cables need to be untangled
No4 beans should never be in contact with any other food
No5 bring your own pencil to work and stop borrowing mine
No6 toilet needs to unroll from the top outwards
I’ll think of more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could go on forever with weird stuff
No one is allowed to touch my pillows, they must always be the same. When the pillow cases are taken off them the pillows have to be sat down exactly how they were picked up.
If they get mixed up, carnage ensues at bed time when I have to spend 10 mins figuring out the right configuration of pillows.... its tiring!
Also.... toilet roll.... has to hang from the back of the roll. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where to start
No1 toothpaste needs to be squeezed from the bottom
No2 crisp packets can only be opened from the top
No3 all cables need to be untangled
No4 beans should never be in contact with any other food
No5 bring your own pencil to work and stop borrowing mine
No6 toilet needs to unroll from the top outwards
I’ll think of more"
With you on the beans...I always put mine in a separate wee ramekin on the plate |
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"Where to start
No1 toothpaste needs to be squeezed from the bottom
No2 crisp packets can only be opened from the top
No3 all cables need to be untangled
No4 beans should never be in contact with any other food
No5 bring your own pencil to work and stop borrowing mine
No6 toilet needs to unroll from the top outwards
I’ll think of more"
It's great - never run out of pens or pencils |
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I'm not sure if this falls under anal or not as i would imagine a lot of us do this or maybe its only me lol but i can't sit in a room with a door open lol that's either inside or outside doors if someone leaves it open i have to get up and shut it. |
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"I'm not sure if this falls under anal or not as i would imagine a lot of us do this or maybe its only me lol but i can't sit in a room with a door open lol that's either inside or outside doors if someone leaves it open i have to get up and shut it."
Nah, just when I'm leaving the house
But
The door in the hall leading to the front door has to be closed, lose a lot of heat otherwise... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No2 crisp packets can only be opened from the top"
I went to school with a girl who was convinced it was bad luck to open a packet of crisps upside down |
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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago
City Centre |
I hate open doors (any type of doors cupboards/wardrobes/ room doors)
Beans should never be near other food
Toilet paper forward always
Always close the toilet seat when flushing
Separate colours when washing always
I'm obesessed with ear buds 
Im also obesessed with my Dyson  I hoover a couple of times a day
I cannot enjoy TV if the room is messy
I can go on lol
B |
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"I could go on forever with weird stuff
No one is allowed to touch my pillows, they must always be the same. When the pillow cases are taken off them the pillows have to be sat down exactly how they were picked up.
If they get mixed up, carnage ensues at bed time when I have to spend 10 mins figuring out the right configuration of pillows.... its tiring!
Also.... toilet roll.... has to hang from the back of the roll. "
When you say hang from the back of the roll do you mean it's against the wall ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Laundry. Especially hanging clothes on the line. Clothes pegs must not be mismatched EVER. They should also tonally match the garment whilst also tonally matching all the other pegs. "
I thought I was the only one that had that with the clothes pegs! They have to be the same colour on each garment and colours need to be in order if not all the same!
Toilet paper out
I go around closing doors after people, why leave them open?
Tea from a pot always - don't come near me with a bag in a cup
I'm worse than I thought |
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The dishwasher must be stacked in the most space efficient way possible. Dishes must be placed in a way that leaves no gaps. Bowls lying flat give me an ulcer. Pots and pans must be placed in a certain position to take up the least amount of space. |
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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago
Enfield & Dublin |
"Laundry. Especially hanging clothes on the line. Clothes pegs must not be mismatched EVER. They should also tonally match the garment whilst also tonally matching all the other pegs. "
My pegs must be matching but in stark contrast to the item hanging. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"does anyone else lower the volume on the radio when reverse parking lol
My van does it automatically 
What about the siren?
Never go fast enough backwards for that "
Don't reverse into a fire - good advise! |
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"Laundry. Especially hanging clothes on the line. Clothes pegs must not be mismatched EVER. They should also tonally match the garment whilst also tonally matching all the other pegs.
My pegs must be matching but in stark contrast to the item hanging. "
Yeah, the whole hanging washing with matching pegs
But then I have a clothes horse and don't use pegs.
I'm not saying that couldn't change
I have other pegging issues  |
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"The dishwasher must be stacked in the most space efficient way possible. Dishes must be placed in a way that leaves no gaps. Bowls lying flat give me an ulcer. Pots and pans must be placed in a certain position to take up the least amount of space. "
I don't quite get an ulcer but I hear ya...
Another pet hate of mine - I leave dishes draining and drying on the right side of the sink - DON'T put your dirty dishes down there or throw the dregs from your cup in the "mini" sink (or whatever it's called) |
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"Do not touch the radio in my car...EVER"
I have to listen to the kid's music on Spotify
Though some of it is actually quite fun - you get to listen to some weird shit (sometimes I secretly play their stuff full blast without them after winding them up endlessly - example "All the way, I believe in Steve" - please don't judge me ) |
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"I hate open doors (any type of doors cupboards/wardrobes/ room doors)
Beans should never be near other food
Toilet paper forward always
Always close the toilet seat when flushing
Separate colours when washing always
I'm obesessed with ear buds
Im also obesessed with my Dyson I hoover a couple of times a day
I cannot enjoy TV if the room is messy
I can go on lol
B "
Oh wardrobe doors have to be closed, especially at night - something might be lurking to get me, and I don't mean the shoes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could go on forever with weird stuff
No one is allowed to touch my pillows, they must always be the same. When the pillow cases are taken off them the pillows have to be sat down exactly how they were picked up.
If they get mixed up, carnage ensues at bed time when I have to spend 10 mins figuring out the right configuration of pillows.... its tiring!
Also.... toilet roll.... has to hang from the back of the roll.
When you say hang from the back of the roll do you mean it's against the wall ?"
Well, yes? I think! When you unroll the roll the sheet hangs on the side of the wall and not on the side of the loo goer. If that makes sense? |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"I hate open doors (any type of doors cupboards/wardrobes/ room doors)
Beans should never be near other food
Toilet paper forward always
Always close the toilet seat when flushing
Separate colours when washing always
I'm obesessed with ear buds
Im also obesessed with my Dyson I hoover a couple of times a day
I cannot enjoy TV if the room is messy
I can go on lol
B "
Definitely on my hotlist . Oh no wrong thread |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Two things....turning off lights in the house everytime I leave a room even if someone else has only left for a minute
The worst one.....when any passenger in my car turns the temperature on their side of the car to a different one to the temperature set on my side of the car.....WHY THE FUCK DO THEY NEED TO BE 6 DEGREES COLDER OR WARMER FUCK OFF....and relax....
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Disadvantage of having a posh car. Mine has only one set of heating knobs and the driver rules. 
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"Laundry. Especially hanging clothes on the line. Clothes pegs must not be mismatched EVER. They should also tonally match the garment whilst also tonally matching all the other pegs. "
I do this too. The pegs on one piece of clothing have to be a different colour from the next. |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Holy moly you guys!! 
Im struggling to think of 1 thing, there must be something "
I’m the same, are we the weird ones?…..
We’re through the looking glass here people…… |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"I hate open doors (any type of doors cupboards/wardrobes/ room doors)
Beans should never be near other food
Toilet paper forward always
Always close the toilet seat when flushing
Separate colours when washing always
I'm obesessed with ear buds
Im also obesessed with my Dyson I hoover a couple of times a day
I cannot enjoy TV if the room is messy
I can go on lol
B
Oh wardrobe doors have to be closed, especially at night - something might be lurking to get me, and I don't mean the shoes "
If you’re afraid there might be someone lurking wouldn’t it be better to have the doors open so you can see?…..
I’ll bet you’re either thinking of leaving them open now, or putting locks on them…. |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"I hate open doors (any type of doors cupboards/wardrobes/ room doors)
Beans should never be near other food
Toilet paper forward always
Always close the toilet seat when flushing
Separate colours when washing always
I'm obesessed with ear buds
Im also obesessed with my Dyson I hoover a couple of times a day
I cannot enjoy TV if the room is messy
I can go on lol
B
Oh wardrobe doors have to be closed, especially at night - something might be lurking to get me, and I don't mean the shoes
If you’re afraid there might be someone lurking wouldn’t it be better to have the doors open so you can see?…..
I’ll bet you’re either thinking of leaving them open now, or putting locks on them…. "
You’re assuming these compulsions are based on rational reasons |
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"I hate open doors (any type of doors cupboards/wardrobes/ room doors)
Beans should never be near other food
Toilet paper forward always
Always close the toilet seat when flushing
Separate colours when washing always
I'm obesessed with ear buds
Im also obesessed with my Dyson I hoover a couple of times a day
I cannot enjoy TV if the room is messy
I can go on lol
B
Oh wardrobe doors have to be closed, especially at night - something might be lurking to get me, and I don't mean the shoes
If you’re afraid there might be someone lurking wouldn’t it be better to have the doors open so you can see?…..
I’ll bet you’re either thinking of leaving them open now, or putting locks on them…. "
Nooooo, if you can't see it, it's not there |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"I hate open doors (any type of doors cupboards/wardrobes/ room doors)
Beans should never be near other food
Toilet paper forward always
Always close the toilet seat when flushing
Separate colours when washing always
I'm obesessed with ear buds
Im also obesessed with my Dyson I hoover a couple of times a day
I cannot enjoy TV if the room is messy
I can go on lol
B
Oh wardrobe doors have to be closed, especially at night - something might be lurking to get me, and I don't mean the shoes
If you’re afraid there might be someone lurking wouldn’t it be better to have the doors open so you can see?…..
I’ll bet you’re either thinking of leaving them open now, or putting locks on them….
You’re assuming these compulsions are based on rational reasons "
I know, as you can see from the next post…. |
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"I hate open doors (any type of doors cupboards/wardrobes/ room doors)
Beans should never be near other food
Toilet paper forward always
Always close the toilet seat when flushing
Separate colours when washing always
I'm obesessed with ear buds
Im also obesessed with my Dyson I hoover a couple of times a day
I cannot enjoy TV if the room is messy
I can go on lol
B
Oh wardrobe doors have to be closed, especially at night - something might be lurking to get me, and I don't mean the shoes
If you’re afraid there might be someone lurking wouldn’t it be better to have the doors open so you can see?…..
I’ll bet you’re either thinking of leaving them open now, or putting locks on them….
You’re assuming these compulsions are based on rational reasons
I know, as you can see from the next post…. "
I'm a perfectly reasonable and rational individual, I'll have you know |
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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago
City Centre |
"I hate open doors (any type of doors cupboards/wardrobes/ room doors)
Beans should never be near other food
Toilet paper forward always
Always close the toilet seat when flushing
Separate colours when washing always
I'm obesessed with ear buds
Im also obesessed with my Dyson I hoover a couple of times a day
I cannot enjoy TV if the room is messy
I can go on lol
B
Definitely on my hotlist . Oh no wrong thread "
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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago
City Centre |
"I hate open doors (any type of doors cupboards/wardrobes/ room doors)
Beans should never be near other food
Toilet paper forward always
Always close the toilet seat when flushing
Separate colours when washing always
I'm obesessed with ear buds
Im also obesessed with my Dyson I hoover a couple of times a day
I cannot enjoy TV if the room is messy
I can go on lol
B
Oh wardrobe doors have to be closed, especially at night - something might be lurking to get me, and I don't mean the shoes
If you’re afraid there might be someone lurking wouldn’t it be better to have the doors open so you can see?…..
I’ll bet you’re either thinking of leaving them open now, or putting locks on them….
You’re assuming these compulsions are based on rational reasons
I know, as you can see from the next post….
I'm a perfectly reasonable and rational individual, I'll have you know "
So am I but leaving stuff open like that is just wrong on do many levels |
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"I hate open doors (any type of doors cupboards/wardrobes/ room doors)
Beans should never be near other food
Toilet paper forward always
Always close the toilet seat when flushing
Separate colours when washing always
I'm obesessed with ear buds
Im also obesessed with my Dyson I hoover a couple of times a day
I cannot enjoy TV if the room is messy
I can go on lol
B
Oh wardrobe doors have to be closed, especially at night - something might be lurking to get me, and I don't mean the shoes
If you’re afraid there might be someone lurking wouldn’t it be better to have the doors open so you can see?…..
I’ll bet you’re either thinking of leaving them open now, or putting locks on them….
You’re assuming these compulsions are based on rational reasons
I know, as you can see from the next post….
I'm a perfectly reasonable and rational individual, I'll have you know
So am I but leaving stuff open like that is just wrong on do many levels "
Enlighten me, what's the earbud obsession |
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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago
City Centre |
"I hate open doors (any type of doors cupboards/wardrobes/ room doors)
Beans should never be near other food
Toilet paper forward always
Always close the toilet seat when flushing
Separate colours when washing always
I'm obesessed with ear buds
Im also obesessed with my Dyson I hoover a couple of times a day
I cannot enjoy TV if the room is messy
I can go on lol
B
Oh wardrobe doors have to be closed, especially at night - something might be lurking to get me, and I don't mean the shoes
If you’re afraid there might be someone lurking wouldn’t it be better to have the doors open so you can see?…..
I’ll bet you’re either thinking of leaving them open now, or putting locks on them….
You’re assuming these compulsions are based on rational reasons
I know, as you can see from the next post….
I'm a perfectly reasonable and rational individual, I'll have you know
So am I but leaving stuff open like that is just wrong on do many levels
Enlighten me, what's the earbud obsession "
I hate ear wax |
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"I hate open doors (any type of doors cupboards/wardrobes/ room doors)
Beans should never be near other food
Toilet paper forward always
Always close the toilet seat when flushing
Separate colours when washing always
I'm obesessed with ear buds
Im also obesessed with my Dyson I hoover a couple of times a day
I cannot enjoy TV if the room is messy
I can go on lol
B
Oh wardrobe doors have to be closed, especially at night - something might be lurking to get me, and I don't mean the shoes
If you’re afraid there might be someone lurking wouldn’t it be better to have the doors open so you can see?…..
I’ll bet you’re either thinking of leaving them open now, or putting locks on them….
You’re assuming these compulsions are based on rational reasons
I know, as you can see from the next post….
I'm a perfectly reasonable and rational individual, I'll have you know
So am I but leaving stuff open like that is just wrong on do many levels
Enlighten me, what's the earbud obsession
I hate ear wax "
I thought you were going to tell me you use them to clean between the tiles or some such
Careful with that, I believe it's not recommended... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cleaning the house probably!
I know it’s awful but I don’t think I’ve ever been happy with the standard to which another person has cleaned a shared house kitchen/bathroom/fridge/floor you name it
I find myself putting on the rubber gloves at least once a day |
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