I loved the humour in this thread so I knicked it from the lounge 
You turn up with something unusual stuck somewhere intimate - what is it and how did it get there?
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This is my response by the way... ooops
A cast of his cock in 24 carat gold and balls made of diamonds...a promised gift he came through on after hitting the Euromillions jackpot - but then he told me to go shove it where the sun don't shine
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