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By *ollybird OP Woman
over a year ago
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Stolen from the lounge
Let's have abit of fun with this.
What's the funniest and worst 1st message you have received on here.
Please don't put their names in the thread.
I’ll go first
I want to enter you through the anus  |
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You have no chance of meeting anyone on here if you are straight so if you play bi or guarantee a sexy lady we will consider putting you on our list.
Lose the beard and we'll put you on our to do list.
Bad and funny at the same time from well verified people. |
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Worst: Do you want another cock to fill up your missus?
Best: You could hang two wet dufflecoats off those nips.
Yesterday got a message with a full stop (.) in it, nothing else.
Mild compared to some I suppose. Mrs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey what's up you white potato bitch"
Had another from a couple's account where they accused me of being mentally disturbed for having a single and a couple's profile, that was pretty wild. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy once told me he would only have sex with me if I licked his wedding ring during the act.
Plus he asked me if I was religious. "
I don't know why I find this so funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy once told me he would only have sex with me if I licked his wedding ring during the act.
Plus he asked me if I was religious.
Don't keep us hanging , did you "
Nope it was a straight block when I saw the religious comment  |
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By *he MickMan
over a year ago
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"A guy once told me he would only have sex with me if I licked his wedding ring during the act.
Plus he asked me if I was religious.
Don't keep us hanging , did you
Nope it was a straight block when I saw the religious comment "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy told me his sister was being a real bitch lately and to get back at her asked me would I be willing to fuck her while he hid in the wardrobe and watched  |
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By *j2000Man
over a year ago
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Few of them-
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"Any chance you could fuck the gf so a few of us could watch"
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"Would you mind letting me suck you off, you came up on nearly "
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Girl "how you finding it here"
Me "slow enough"
Girl "I can take card if you want to spend some time together" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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U are a magnificent meloned milking mammaried maiden marvel methinks x
'Astronauts have soared to walk on the moon
But I'd launch my rocket inside yours any afternoon '
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By *eebawMan
over a year ago
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Have been offered money in a first message
Have had too many guys message to suck me off I’ve lost count.
Guys messaging from a single male profile saying ‘myself and my bird are looking for a guy’ why not set up a cpl profile …..
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