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The burning ring of fire

By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Just chatting to one of favorite fabbers and we got chatting about needing to rub cream on your body because of soreness or sore muscles

I mentioned deep heat and what it might do to your bits

So has anyone ever rubbed the wrong cream on the wrong parts of your body during a good sex session gone bad

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By *ol_ieMan over a year ago

Dublin west

Not cream but I had a reaction to that warming lube once and ended up sitting in a bath of cold water with my bits on fire..

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By *quinnMan over a year ago

Limerick

I once went to the toilet after chopping hot chilli peppers without washing my hands. You only make that mistake once

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Just chatting to one of favorite fabbers and we got chatting about needing to rub cream on your body because of soreness or sore muscles

I mentioned deep heat and what it might do to your bits

So has anyone ever rubbed the wrong cream on the wrong parts of your body during a good sex session gone bad "

What might it do to your bits

Thankfully I haven't

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By *ondalingerMan over a year ago

City center

Got a blow job whilst the lady had a fishermans friend in her mouth, you'll love it she said....i did not

The mint not an actual fishermans friend

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Had a bad reaction to some lavender massage oil once before the swelling and pain was something id not like to repeat

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By *ondalingerMan over a year ago

City center

"Had a bad reaction to some lavender massage oil once before the swelling and pain was something id not like to repeat

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gorgeous new pfp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tiger balm, anal fisting, made for an interesting and not to be repeated experience

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

A relative of mine woke up and needed to apply cream on to her piles. They didn’t bother switching on the bathroom light, and piled on the cream, wasn’t long before she started to burn.

Deep heat was the tube she used spent the night in the a cold bath.

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

I brushed my teeth two weeks ago with foot cream by mistake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put deep heat on my thighs once…goodness gracious great balls of fire! Never again

Also tried one of those ‘hot warming lubes’ before, felt like we’d used Tabasco so we spend the next hour laughing and icing our respective parts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just chatting to one of favorite fabbers and we got chatting about needing to rub cream on your body because of soreness or sore muscles

I mentioned deep heat and what it might do to your bits

So has anyone ever rubbed the wrong cream on the wrong parts of your body during a good sex session gone bad "

What an "udderly" funny thread

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

"Just chatting to one of favorite fabbers and we got chatting about needing to rub cream on your body because of soreness or sore muscles

I mentioned deep heat and what it might do to your bits

So has anyone ever rubbed the wrong cream on the wrong parts of your body during a good sex session gone bad

What an "udderly" funny thread

Shush you

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By *ongueandgroove555Couple over a year ago

Waterford

All I'll say is ...wash your hands after chopping chillies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shouldve read this thread earlier - just ordered warming lube

now ill be afraid to use it!

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

"Shouldve read this thread earlier - just ordered warming lube

now ill be afraid to use it!"

Sure you're hot enough as it is Rubs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shouldve read this thread earlier - just ordered warming lube

now ill be afraid to use it!

Sure you're hot enough as it is Rubs

Awww xxxx

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By *indenMan over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Shouldve read this thread earlier - just ordered warming lube

now ill be afraid to use it!"

The que for guinea pigs start here…..

Sure it’s no good if you can’t “rubadubdub” it on your “bits”…….

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By *dfabMan over a year ago

Dunboyne

Had a shower with hair removal cream once instead of shower gel.

Let's just say the shower plughole was blocked and I could have been in a sci fi movie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A family member d*unkenly mistook flash wipes for baby wipes after a long drinking session, kebab, and a bowel movement.

The scream was hilarious!

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