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"I’d say asking a man is a bad measurement. It’d have to be horrendous beyond belief for a man to say its a bad blowjob"
Just like when you get a hair cut, when they hold up that mirror at the end has a man ever said they didn’t like the haircut. |
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How does anyone know that they are doing a good job pleasuring their partner?
Feedback. You need to make it clear if you like what they are doing or if you dont. It's a sign of maturity being able to speak up and guide your partner. It's in your advantage after all. |
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"Star ratings
1 star - Terrible
2 star - Poor
3 star - Adequate.
4 star - Good. I came.
5 star - Fantastic. I came and will be back!"
1 star - Good
2 star - Really Good
3 star - Class
4 star - Unreal
5 star - Ho-ly Fuck
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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago
Dublin |
I've never had a blowjob. Unless they literally tried to eat the thing clean off I'm not sure how you could give a "bad" blowjob.
It goes in their mouth and they suck it. It's not rocket science we are dealing with here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Star ratings
1 star - Terrible
2 star - Poor
3 star - Adequate.
4 star - Good. I came.
5 star - Fantastic. I came and will be back!
Ah but that’s a mans perspective "
Yeah and as I said in a previous forum post, the customer is not always right!  |
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"I've never had a blowjob. Unless they literally tried to eat the thing clean off I'm not sure how you could give a "bad" blowjob.
It goes in their mouth and they suck it. It's not rocket science we are dealing with here. "
Ah I’ve had some bad ones where the etch marks have being left and not intentionally. |
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"Star ratings
1 star - Terrible
2 star - Poor
3 star - Adequate.
4 star - Good. I came.
5 star - Fantastic. I came and will be back!
Ah but that’s a mans perspective
Yeah and as I said in a previous forum post, the customer is not always right! "
These days a lot of customers are wrong. The people in the service sector you will tell you that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never had a blowjob. Unless they literally tried to eat the thing clean off I'm not sure how you could give a "bad" blowjob.
It goes in their mouth and they suck it. It's not rocket science we are dealing with here.
Ah I’ve had some bad ones where the etch marks have being left and not intentionally. "
Had a girl once that mixed up hep lips and teeth……..ouch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never had a blowjob. Unless they literally tried to eat the thing clean off I'm not sure how you could give a "bad" blowjob.
It goes in their mouth and they suck it. It's not rocket science we are dealing with here. "
Thank god, I’m not on my own. Never had one to completion. Just never happened. |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"I've never had a blowjob. Unless they literally tried to eat the thing clean off I'm not sure how you could give a "bad" blowjob.
It goes in their mouth and they suck it. It's not rocket science we are dealing with here.
Ah I’ve had some bad ones where the etch marks have being left and not intentionally.
Had a girl once that mixed up hep lips and teeth……..ouch "
Jeeze ooookkkk ill take them out next time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sure is any woman meant to know where a guys eyes are rolling with there head between his legs. "
The best blow jobs involve lots of eye contact. You seem the biting or licking their lips and the eyes are dilated than you know you're on the right track! |
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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago
City Centre |
"Sure is any woman meant to know where a guys eyes are rolling with there head between his legs.
The best blow jobs involve lots of eye contact. You seem the biting or licking their lips and the eyes are dilated than you know you're on the right track!"
And lots of coconut oil 
B x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sure is any woman meant to know where a guys eyes are rolling with there head between his legs.
The best blow jobs involve lots of eye contact. You seem the biting or licking their lips and the eyes are dilated than you know you're on the right track!"
Sounds devine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sure is any woman meant to know where a guys eyes are rolling with there head between his legs.
The best blow jobs involve lots of eye contact. You seem the biting or licking their lips and the eyes are dilated than you know you're on the right track!
And lots of coconut oil
B x"
And this sounds delious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sure is any woman meant to know where a guys eyes are rolling with there head between his legs.
The best blow jobs involve lots of eye contact. You seem the biting or licking their lips and the eyes are dilated than you know you're on the right track!
And lots of coconut oil
B x"
Bucket loads of coconut oil  |
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"Sure is any woman meant to know where a guys eyes are rolling with there head between his legs.
The best blow jobs involve lots of eye contact. You seem the biting or licking their lips and the eyes are dilated than you know you're on the right track!
And lots of coconut oil
B x
Bucket loads of coconut oil "
I'd have to disagree about the coconut oil. I find it just makes the sensation dull. I do believe it improves oral for the lady when the man is giving though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have had a terrible one involving alot of teeth which were used to..... for want of a better description 'grate' my cock (insert cheesy nob joke)
Gave her direction/feedback to change it up but she didn't really no what else to do and was adamant thats the way to do it and her ex loved it that way so I must have been wrong. It really hurt and we didnt bother to do anything again surprisingly! |
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
kildare |
"The eyes rolling in the back of his head and the words Jesus fucking Christ are usually a good indication
Brilliant answer
Unless he's faking it"
he doesn't deserve her blow job then the bell end |
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"How does anyone know that they are doing a good job pleasuring their partner?
Feedback. You need to make it clear if you like what they are doing or if you dont. It's a sign of maturity being able to speak up and guide your partner. It's in your advantage after all."
TripAdvisor....leave a rating and a 5 star review eh! |
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By *nowdriftMan
over a year ago
Dublin & Mayo |
"Have had a terrible one involving alot of teeth which were used to..... for want of a better description 'grate' my cock (insert cheesy nob joke)
Gave her direction/feedback to change it up but she didn't really no what else to do and was adamant thats the way to do it and her ex loved it that way so I must have been wrong. It really hurt and we didnt bother to do anything again surprisingly! "
I had a similar experience and despite my best efforts to give some guidance and encouragement it was just too painful and ruined the night!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How does anyone know that they are doing a good job pleasuring their partner?
Feedback. You need to make it clear if you like what they are doing or if you dont. It's a sign of maturity being able to speak up and guide your partner. It's in your advantage after all.
TripAdvisor....leave a rating and a 5 star review eh!"
Five stars would cum again... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was seeing a woman about 2 years ago and she gave a great blow job but the only slight on her was that her teeth rubbed off me a bit as she went down. Other than that she was fantastic and I had no problem coming. |
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"Am I the only one who very rarely cums from blowjobs?
No. Twice in my life
As in twice you ever came from a BJ or twice you didn't cum?"
You may not realise or remember but you've seen me get a bj |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Am I the only one who very rarely cums from blowjobs?
I had never cum from a blow job til I met mrs Gs and she has made me cum quite a few times since
Mr "
Goes for cold shower muttering ya lucky bastard... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How does a woman gauge whether she is good at giving BJs? Is it asking if the man likes it or or if they were just born with the gift "
I dunno  I just like it. Dont get me paranoid |
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"My first ever blowjob was from a girl who had ripped out her own braces with a fork and there were still sharp bits left. It was grim  "
I mean surely that’s your own fault for putting your dick in her mouth if she done that? So I hope it hurt. Lol |
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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago
louth, Ireland |
"Am I the only one who very rarely cums from blowjobs?
I had never cum from a blow job til I met mrs Gs and she has made me cum quite a few times since
Mr
Goes for cold shower muttering ya lucky bastard... "
You never no if you ask nicely we might get to meet up in a DIY store  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Am I the only one who very rarely cums from blowjobs?
I had never cum from a blow job til I met mrs Gs and she has made me cum quite a few times since
Mr
Goes for cold shower muttering ya lucky bastard...
You never no if you ask nicely we might get to meet up in a DIY store "
As long as DIY doesnt stand for Do It Yourself I'd love to follow you around the soft furnishings dept... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How does a woman gauge whether she is good at giving BJs? Is it asking if the man likes it or or if they were just born with the gift "
I'd say when they are wanting a repeat performance... sloppy wet bjs are the best imo,  |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"How does a woman gauge whether she is good at giving BJs? Is it asking if the man likes it or or if they were just born with the gift
I dunno I just like it. Dont get me paranoid "
I can assure you, and all the ladies, if you like it, he probably likes it to….
In fact, I think this probably plays a significant roll in whether it’s good or not, or I think it does for me anyway.
I don’t think I’d enjoy it if I didn’t thing the person I was with was enjoying it too, or if I felt they were just going through the motions or repaying a favour or something.
I’m not saying anyone who doesn’t enjoy it can’t be good at it, but I think the best blowjobs probably come from people who enjoy it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who very rarely cums from blowjobs?
I had never cum from a blow job til I met mrs Gs and she has made me cum quite a few times since
Mr "
You lucky bastard. I’d feckin love a BJ cos it’s been so long since I had one. |
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"How does a woman gauge whether she is good at giving BJs? Is it asking if the man likes it or or if they were just born with the gift
I'd say when they are wanting a repeat performance... sloppy wet bjs are the best imo, "
Sloppy wet ones I have found to be good all right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How does a woman gauge whether she is good at giving BJs? Is it asking if the man likes it or or if they were just born with the gift
I'd say when they are wanting a repeat performance... sloppy wet bjs are the best imo,
Sloppy wet ones I have found to be good all right "
The sloppier the better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How does a woman gauge whether she is good at giving BJs? Is it asking if the man likes it or or if they were just born with the gift
I'd say when they are wanting a repeat performance... sloppy wet bjs are the best imo,
Sloppy wet ones I have found to be good all right
The sloppier the better "
that and eye contact!
us girls have our little tricks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How does a woman gauge whether she is good at giving BJs? Is it asking if the man likes it or or if they were just born with the gift
I'd say when they are wanting a repeat performance... sloppy wet bjs are the best imo,
Sloppy wet ones I have found to be good all right
The sloppier the better
that and eye contact!
us girls have our little tricks"
Oh yes. Eye contact definitely is the cherry on the cake as far as blowjobs go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How does a woman gauge whether she is good at giving BJs? Is it asking if the man likes it or or if they were just born with the gift
I'd say when they are wanting a repeat performance... sloppy wet bjs are the best imo,
Sloppy wet ones I have found to be good all right
The sloppier the better
that and eye contact!
us girls have our little tricks"
All of the above sounds amazing!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How does a woman gauge whether she is good at giving BJs? Is it asking if the man likes it or or if they were just born with the gift
I'd say when they are wanting a repeat performance... sloppy wet bjs are the best imo,
Sloppy wet ones I have found to be good all right
The sloppier the better
that and eye contact!
us girls have our little tricks
Oh yes. Eye contact definitely is the cherry on the cake as far as blowjobs go "
Eye contact is the ultimate for me. Especially if she is on her knees or sitting down while standing up.
The one that beats all is a facial. If you are lucky enough to get that you have struck gold. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I still can’t get over a girl I used to meet, she could make me cum better than I could when I wank!
I think maybe only one or two other girls have ever made me orgasm from oral… wish I wasn’t so hard to please |
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