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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...violets are blue

...your 5 inches felt like 8 coz you knew what to do

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

Your 8 felt like 5 ....cause you hadn't a clue

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

We just tried anal,

Ooof the smell of poo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

And so are my lips

Can I sit on your face

And wiggle my hips

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Roses are red

And so are my lips

Can I sit on your face

And wiggle my hips

Hilarious

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

Roses are Red

My lips are blue

Fuck Ive Hypothermia

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By *onnrodMan over a year ago

moira

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This shit doesn't rhyme

Sit on my face...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

And so are my lips

Can I sit on your face

And wiggle my hips

Hilarious"

There's also the post lockdown version

Roses are Red

And so are my lips

Can I sit on your face

And you can guess my covid weight gain

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

Roses are grey,

Violets are grey,

Everything's grey,

I'm a dog.

(Woof

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/11/21 14:12:28]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red violets are blue

I can’t rhyme go f**k your self lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s gonna take dental records to identify you.

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Roses are red

And so are my lips

Can I sit on your face

And wiggle my hips

Roses are red,

So are your lips,

Put your legs round my waist

And let's buck our hips!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are yellow,

Your balls are blue,

Because no-one on fab will fuck you

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Your husband has come home,

Where is my shoe?!

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Your husband has come home,

Where is my shoe?!"

Scott's home early

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Your husband has come home,

Where is my shoe?!

Scott's home early

Keep the shoes safe for me

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Take off your bra

And your knickers too!

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Xhamsterporn is down

Hotpics will do.

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Xhamsterporn is down

Hotpics will do."

That made me laugh

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

She wants two men,

Only spitroast will do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Arse cheeks are red

From where the cane struck

You're edging me slowly

I'm begging for a fuck..!

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By *illyouup400Man over a year ago

City

"Roses are red

And so are my lips

Can I sit on your face

And wiggle my hips

Wicked....

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By *t777Woman over a year ago

close by

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I want to be in a big bed

To see what I can do with you?

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Roses are Red

Im bored let's Fuck ..

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By *acd03Man over a year ago

Naughtyville

"Roses are Red

Im bored let's Fuck ..

Duly noted

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By *ilthyNightsCouple over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Roses are red.

Violets are blue,

I want to do you,

Up where you poop

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By *acd03Man over a year ago

Naughtyville

"Roses are red

And so are my lips

Can I sit on your face

And wiggle my hips

Roses are red

Your labia is blue

Shite I didn't know

You had Reynaud's too

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By *illyouup400Man over a year ago

City

"Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I want to be in a big bed

To see what I can do with you?"

After line 3...big bed

Ready, steady spread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've got a knife,

NOW, GET IN THE FUCKIN VAN!!!

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By *alwayguy2020Man over a year ago

near trien

Roses are red

And the grass is green

I love your legs

And whats in between

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Roses are red

And so is your hair

Let's play spin the bottle

And think up a dare

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

Roses are red

Violets are f**king purple...

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are red,

Guinness is black,

Take off your knickers

And get on your back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Fuck me true

As you do

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This is my cock

It won't hurt u

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

Not an enormous amount of romance in this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not an enormous amount of romance in this thread "

This is total "fab" romance sure. lol ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've got a knife,

NOW, GET IN THE FUCKIN VAN!!!

That's fuckin brilliant

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Does this cloth

Smell like chloroform to u

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are red,

Sunflowers are yellow,

I'll ease my cock in

And you will bellow !

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are red,

Big is my bed,

Come over here

And give me some head

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