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over a year ago
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"People who have to accompany every photo update with a status update just in case anyone missed it and forgot to fab it"
Or a status update about every time they're gonna get a ride. Nobody cares . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who have to accompany every photo update with a status update just in case anyone missed it and forgot to fab it
Or a status update about every time they're gonna get a ride. Nobody cares ."
Ah once a year isn't overkill though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who have to accompany every photo update with a status update just in case anyone missed it and forgot to fab it
Or a status update about every time they're gonna get a ride. Nobody cares .
Ah once a year isn't overkill though "
You're doing better than i am so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Videos were someone is 'whispering sweet nothings' - did you listen to that before you posted and still think that sounded hot & was for public consumption  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everything seems to give me the ick these days on Fab but here's the ones that trigger me the most
When they message saying did you do anything naughty at the weekend or have any naughty plans
Even the use of the word naughty gives me the ick
The use of the word hun and babe and xxx
When you add them on that message app and they immediately ask for naughty pics
When they say they can accommodate in their work van
When they ask do you have Snapchat so you can watch them wank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everything seems to give me the ick these days on Fab but here's the ones that trigger me the most
When they message saying did you do anything naughty at the weekend or have any naughty plans
Even the use of the word naughty gives me the ick
The use of the word hun and babe and xxx
When you add them on that message app and they immediately ask for naughty pics
When they say they can accommodate in their work van
When they ask do you have Snapchat so you can watch them wank "
Any fun lately? Especially on a Sunday morning  |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
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"People confusing virtue signalling/"white knighting" with just, you know, being sound sometimes.
That's not aimed at the post above, just a general observation."
I agree . There was a post yesterday which I wanted to respond to not out of soundness but out of courtesy as someone was being an Arse. In the end I didn’t because of that term being thrown around .
In the end it didn’t matter because someone was braver and stepped in . He clearly gives it fewer fucks And respect where respect is due |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The piss poor attempts at sexting...no random person off the internet I don't want to squirt all over your massive tool and lick it all off "
Ah but it might taste good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What gives you the ick on fab?
My current one is guys saying they want to please me  "
Lads who send you a message that's like a sub-par 50 Shades passage (which is saying something), e.g. "we meet at a bar. You're not wearing underwear. I smile and you immediately squirt. The bar staff avert their eyes but they can't hide the twinkle. They know we're gonna bang. I know we're gonna bang. You also know we're gonna bang, but you try and be innocent and hide it." Etc etc vomit |
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over a year ago
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"The piss poor attempts at sexting...no random person off the internet I don't want to squirt all over your massive tool and lick it all off "
But Rosy! I bought the biggest strap on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What gives you the ick on fab?
My current one is guys saying they want to please me
Lads who send you a message that's like a sub-par 50 Shades passage (which is saying something), e.g. "we meet at a bar. You're not wearing underwear. I smile and you immediately squirt. The bar staff avert their eyes but they can't hide the twinkle. They know we're gonna bang. I know we're gonna bang. You also know we're gonna bang, but you try and be innocent and hide it." Etc etc vomit"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The piss poor attempts at sexting...no random person off the internet I don't want to squirt all over your massive tool and lick it all off
But Rosy! I bought the biggest strap on!"
Ah but you're different I'll make a exception for hot randomers. I've a big black strap on with your name on it! |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
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"What gives you the ick on fab?
My current one is guys saying they want to please me
Lads who send you a message that's like a sub-par 50 Shades passage (which is saying something), e.g. "we meet at a bar. You're not wearing underwear. I smile and you immediately squirt. The bar staff avert their eyes but they can't hide the twinkle. They know we're gonna bang. I know we're gonna bang. You also know we're gonna bang, but you try and be innocent and hide it." Etc etc vomit
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I am 100 per cent sending that to someone today |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"The piss poor attempts at sexting...no random person off the internet I don't want to squirt all over your massive tool and lick it all off
But Rosy! I bought the biggest strap on!
Ah but you're different I'll make a exception for hot randomers. I've a big black strap on with your name on it!"
Can I sit in the corner and watch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What gives you the ick on fab?
My current one is guys saying they want to please me
Lads who send you a message that's like a sub-par 50 Shades passage (which is saying something), e.g. "we meet at a bar. You're not wearing underwear. I smile and you immediately squirt. The bar staff avert their eyes but they can't hide the twinkle. They know we're gonna bang. I know we're gonna bang. You also know we're gonna bang, but you try and be innocent and hide it." Etc etc vomit
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I am 100 per cent sending that to someone today "
Fuck sake coordinate casual it would be embarrassing if we both do it to the same person |
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Where you have put a status or word in the subject line of a message to prove you read the profile.Like it's an honour or something to be actually allowed say hello or instigate a chat.
Yes I'm aware this won't be a popular Ick!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What gives you the ick on fab?
My current one is guys saying they want to please me
Lads who send you a message that's like a sub-par 50 Shades passage (which is saying something), e.g. "we meet at a bar. You're not wearing underwear. I smile and you immediately squirt. The bar staff avert their eyes but they can't hide the twinkle. They know we're gonna bang. I know we're gonna bang. You also know we're gonna bang, but you try and be innocent and hide it." Etc etc vomit"
Oh god they are the worst |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"What gives you the ick on fab?
My current one is guys saying they want to please me
Lads who send you a message that's like a sub-par 50 Shades passage (which is saying something), e.g. "we meet at a bar. You're not wearing underwear. I smile and you immediately squirt. The bar staff avert their eyes but they can't hide the twinkle. They know we're gonna bang. I know we're gonna bang. You also know we're gonna bang, but you try and be innocent and hide it." Etc etc vomit
Oh god they are the worst"
What if I change it to "we meet at a cafe" ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What gives you the ick on fab?
My current one is guys saying they want to please me
Lads who send you a message that's like a sub-par 50 Shades passage (which is saying something), e.g. "we meet at a bar. You're not wearing underwear. I smile and you immediately squirt. The bar staff avert their eyes but they can't hide the twinkle. They know we're gonna bang. I know we're gonna bang. You also know we're gonna bang, but you try and be innocent and hide it." Etc etc vomit
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Cheers"
Just make sure you credit me ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The piss poor attempts at sexting...no random person off the internet I don't want to squirt all over your massive tool and lick it all off
But Rosy! I bought the biggest strap on!
Ah but you're different I'll make a exception for hot randomers. I've a big black strap on with your name on it!"
Are the letters super imposed for my pleasure  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What gives you the ick on fab?
My current one is guys saying they want to please me
Lads who send you a message that's like a sub-par 50 Shades passage (which is saying something), e.g. "we meet at a bar. You're not wearing underwear. I smile and you immediately squirt. The bar staff avert their eyes but they can't hide the twinkle. They know we're gonna bang. I know we're gonna bang. You also know we're gonna bang, but you try and be innocent and hide it." Etc etc vomit
Oh god they are the worst
What if I change it to "we meet at a cafe" ?"
Depends how the story ends |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"What gives you the ick on fab?
My current one is guys saying they want to please me
Lads who send you a message that's like a sub-par 50 Shades passage (which is saying something), e.g. "we meet at a bar. You're not wearing underwear. I smile and you immediately squirt. The bar staff avert their eyes but they can't hide the twinkle. They know we're gonna bang. I know we're gonna bang. You also know we're gonna bang, but you try and be innocent and hide it." Etc etc vomit
Oh god they are the worst
What if I change it to "we meet at a cafe" ?
Depends how the story ends"
With a towel?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The piss poor attempts at sexting...no random person off the internet I don't want to squirt all over your massive tool and lick it all off
But Rosy! I bought the biggest strap on!
Ah but you're different I'll make a exception for hot randomers. I've a big black strap on with your name on it!
Are the letters super imposed for my pleasure "
Ribbed for your pleasure of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What gives you the ick on fab?
My current one is guys saying they want to please me
Lads who send you a message that's like a sub-par 50 Shades passage (which is saying something), e.g. "we meet at a bar. You're not wearing underwear. I smile and you immediately squirt. The bar staff avert their eyes but they can't hide the twinkle. They know we're gonna bang. I know we're gonna bang. You also know we're gonna bang, but you try and be innocent and hide it." Etc etc vomit
Oh god they are the worst
What if I change it to "we meet at a cafe" ?
Depends how the story ends
With a towel? "
I'll bring two to be safe |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
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"What gives you the ick on fab?
My current one is guys saying they want to please me
Lads who send you a message that's like a sub-par 50 Shades passage (which is saying something), e.g. "we meet at a bar. You're not wearing underwear. I smile and you immediately squirt. The bar staff avert their eyes but they can't hide the twinkle. They know we're gonna bang. I know we're gonna bang. You also know we're gonna bang, but you try and be innocent and hide it." Etc etc vomit
Oh god they are the worst
What if I change it to "we meet at a cafe" ?
Depends how the story ends
With a towel? "
One of the weird things about fab existence is how often towels get discussed |
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"What gives you the ick on fab?
My current one is guys saying they want to please me
Lads who send you a message that's like a sub-par 50 Shades passage (which is saying something), e.g. "we meet at a bar. You're not wearing underwear. I smile and you immediately squirt. The bar staff avert their eyes but they can't hide the twinkle. They know we're gonna bang. I know we're gonna bang. You also know we're gonna bang, but you try and be innocent and hide it." Etc etc vomit
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Cheers
I am 100 per cent sending that to someone today "
Pick me, pick me |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"What gives you the ick on fab?
My current one is guys saying they want to please me
Lads who send you a message that's like a sub-par 50 Shades passage (which is saying something), e.g. "we meet at a bar. You're not wearing underwear. I smile and you immediately squirt. The bar staff avert their eyes but they can't hide the twinkle. They know we're gonna bang. I know we're gonna bang. You also know we're gonna bang, but you try and be innocent and hide it." Etc etc vomit
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Cheers
I am 100 per cent sending that to someone today
Pick me, pick me "
Funnily enough was thinking me and corklad should send you that today . Perhaps 2pm? Should have a long enough break at work for a better copy and paste job .
Unless , you know , you’re joking and don’t want it sent |
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"What gives you the ick on fab?
My current one is guys saying they want to please me
Lads who send you a message that's like a sub-par 50 Shades passage (which is saying something), e.g. "we meet at a bar. You're not wearing underwear. I smile and you immediately squirt. The bar staff avert their eyes but they can't hide the twinkle. They know we're gonna bang. I know we're gonna bang. You also know we're gonna bang, but you try and be innocent and hide it." Etc etc vomit
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Cheers
I am 100 per cent sending that to someone today
Pick me, pick me
Funnily enough was thinking me and corklad should send you that today . Perhaps 2pm? Should have a long enough break at work for a better copy and paste job .
Unless , you know , you’re joking and don’t want it sent "
Don't be promising stuff you don't intend to follow through on... and don't be late!!! |
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"What gives you the ick on fab?
My current one is guys saying they want to please me
Lads who send you a message that's like a sub-par 50 Shades passage (which is saying something), e.g. "we meet at a bar. You're not wearing underwear. I smile and you immediately squirt. The bar staff avert their eyes but they can't hide the twinkle. They know we're gonna bang. I know we're gonna bang. You also know we're gonna bang, but you try and be innocent and hide it." Etc etc vomit"
I thought that was a private moment ( I'm first with that pithy and witty post ,aren't i awesome  ) |
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over a year ago
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"What gives you the ick on fab?
My current one is guys saying they want to please me
Lads who send you a message that's like a sub-par 50 Shades passage (which is saying something), e.g. "we meet at a bar. You're not wearing underwear. I smile and you immediately squirt. The bar staff avert their eyes but they can't hide the twinkle. They know we're gonna bang. I know we're gonna bang. You also know we're gonna bang, but you try and be innocent and hide it." Etc etc vomit
I thought that was a private moment ( I'm first with that pithy and witty post ,aren't i awesome )"
Sorry to expose you like that ha ha |
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"Nothing, I have low expectations"
A friend of mine had a bad back recently and he has a great way of thinking and o suggested to try sleeping on the floor, his retort was this.
"I love sleeping on the floor as there is nowhere you can fall." |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
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"What gives you the ick on fab?
My current one is guys saying they want to please me
Lads who send you a message that's like a sub-par 50 Shades passage (which is saying something), e.g. "we meet at a bar. You're not wearing underwear. I smile and you immediately squirt. The bar staff avert their eyes but they can't hide the twinkle. They know we're gonna bang. I know we're gonna bang. You also know we're gonna bang, but you try and be innocent and hide it." Etc etc vomit
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Cheers
I am 100 per cent sending that to someone today
Pick me, pick me
Funnily enough was thinking me and corklad should send you that today . Perhaps 2pm? Should have a long enough break at work for a better copy and paste job .
Unless , you know , you’re joking and don’t want it sent
Don't be promising stuff you don't intend to follow through on... and don't be late!!! "
I sent a modified version ! |
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"Nothing, I have low expectations
A friend of mine had a bad back recently and he has a great way of thinking and o suggested to try sleeping on the floor, his retort was this.
"I love sleeping on the floor as there is nowhere you can fall.""
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By *acd03Man
over a year ago
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The ones who put up statuses congratulating their buddies on being top page of the fabbed pics.
This ain't a photo contest, regardless of how nicely portrayed the photographic composition of their dripping wet vulva is |
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There's a certain "gentleman" persona you see on here that I can't imagine ever having anything to do with if they were part of a couple or group.
For women, if they're attracted to certain types of men it can be a bit off-putting. Garda/army fetish in particular |
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"Videos were someone is 'whispering sweet nothings' - did you listen to that before you posted and still think that sounded hot & was for public consumption
ehh what videos are you watching  "
Ones were people use pet names like 'baby girl' or 'ummm yee like that don't ya' etc stopped clicking on them tbh as it was a bit icky....is that the correct term? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At moment it's all ick to me  "
I would like to change your view of that. I know your feeling from the other day has happened me a few days but I still keep tryen here because I am sure I will find what I'm. Looking for here yet and hopefully you do too. I'm sure the good has out weighed the bad for you on here. Chin up brush yourself off and be confident. |
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"Videos were someone is 'whispering sweet nothings' - did you listen to that before you posted and still think that sounded hot & was for public consumption
ehh what videos are you watching
Ones were people use pet names like 'baby girl' or 'ummm yee like that don't ya' etc stopped clicking on them tbh as it was a bit icky....is that the correct term?"
I find most videos here cringe tbh, even my own!  |
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
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"Videos were someone is 'whispering sweet nothings' - did you listen to that before you posted and still think that sounded hot & was for public consumption
ehh what videos are you watching
Ones were people use pet names like 'baby girl' or 'ummm yee like that don't ya' etc stopped clicking on them tbh as it was a bit icky....is that the correct term?"
I read them sayings in a weird voice almost felt like 'ummm yee like that don't ya'
my god what have you done!!!!
remember the ' my knees are sore ' |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
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"Videos were someone is 'whispering sweet nothings' - did you listen to that before you posted and still think that sounded hot & was for public consumption
ehh what videos are you watching
Ones were people use pet names like 'baby girl' or 'ummm yee like that don't ya' etc stopped clicking on them tbh as it was a bit icky....is that the correct term?
I find most videos here cringe tbh, even my own! "
The fact that they’re only available to site supporters makes them an odd feature on people’s profile . Like some can access more than others even though they’re not your friends either |
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Status updates with things like “hangover horn needs sorting” or “horny now for fun”. How could anyone consider this as a reasonable strategy for getting some lovin? Has any woman in the history of ever thought to herself, well the poor divil I can’t have him lying there suffering with his hangover horn I’m going to head over to his place now and make sure that this fine specimen of a man doesn’t suffer any longer? And I better bring a breakfast roll and strong coffee with me. |
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"Status updates with things like “hangover horn needs sorting” or “horny now for fun”. How could anyone consider this as a reasonable strategy for getting some lovin? Has any woman in the history of ever thought to herself, well the poor divil I can’t have him lying there suffering with his hangover horn I’m going to head over to his place now and make sure that this fine specimen of a man doesn’t suffer any longer? And I better bring a breakfast roll and strong coffee with me. "
I think it regularly - hell, what do you think women's fantasies are made of, only to look after a random fella with a hangover horn, which I can miraculously cure by waltzing into him wearing my sexy trench coat covering my scantily clad body in lingerie, stockings and heels, sporting a breakfast roll in one hand and a coffee in the other
I literally scroll through Fab for exactly these status update |
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"Status updates with things like “hangover horn needs sorting” or “horny now for fun”. How could anyone consider this as a reasonable strategy for getting some lovin? Has any woman in the history of ever thought to herself, well the poor divil I can’t have him lying there suffering with his hangover horn I’m going to head over to his place now and make sure that this fine specimen of a man doesn’t suffer any longer? And I better bring a breakfast roll and strong coffee with me.
I think it regularly - hell, what do you think women's fantasies are made of, only to look after a random fella with a hangover horn, which I can miraculously cure by waltzing into him wearing my sexy trench coat covering my scantily clad body in lingerie, stockings and heels, sporting a breakfast roll in one hand and a coffee in the other
I literally scroll through Fab for exactly these status update "
Well, as the man in the orthopaedic shoe said, I stand corrected. Next time I’m hungover and horny I shall post a status update in the hopes that a buxom lass such as yourself shall come to my aid in my time of need. |
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