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A request to meet the next day.
Told them to read my profile.
That's fine was the reply we're happy to meet socially and we'll even pay for the coffee.
What about the plane ticket? I asked.
What plane ticket? they enquired.
The one I'll need to get to America to meet you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some guy asked me did I have access to a printer
I asked what for. He wanted to email me a photo of his wife, me to print it out and wank over it on cam while he watched |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked by a couple if I’d like to meet himself first so he could suck me off before a meet with his wife. I doubt he had a wife  "
That's a bit sus alright |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was asked to meet in a hotel room if yes could he bring some fruit and vegetables....
Me.....Unless your planning on making soup followed by a fruit salad that would be a NO "
WHAT!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked by a couple if I’d like to meet himself first so he could suck me off before a meet with his wife. I doubt he had a wife
That's a bit sus alright"
Definitely.  |
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Was once asked to ride a fellas sister while he was in the next room.
He loved hearing her getting off with fellas.
Apparently he’d tell me what pub she was in, I’d chat her up, back to the gaff, give her a bit of how’s your father and he’d be pulling himself asunder in the next room |
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over a year ago
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A couple asked me to call to their house, I was told that the door would be open, himself would be sitting in the corner wanking, his wife would be tied up and blindfolded on the couch. The orders were to walk in, dont speak to anyone, fuck her and leave.
It was just a bit too freaky for me so I declined the offer |
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"Was once asked to ride a fellas sister while he was in the next room.
He loved hearing her getting off with fellas.
Apparently he’d tell me what pub she was in, I’d chat her up, back to the gaff, give her a bit of how’s your father and he’d be pulling himself asunder in the next room"
We got this one too! I wonder if it was the same guy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was once asked to ride a fellas sister while he was in the next room.
He loved hearing her getting off with fellas.
Apparently he’d tell me what pub she was in, I’d chat her up, back to the gaff, give her a bit of how’s your father and he’d be pulling himself asunder in the next room"
No this is the weirdest shit ever |
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"Was once asked to ride a fellas sister while he was in the next room.
He loved hearing her getting off with fellas.
Apparently he’d tell me what pub she was in, I’d chat her up, back to the gaff, give her a bit of how’s your father and he’d be pulling himself asunder in the next room
We got this one too! I wonder if it was the same guy "
It had to be, there couldn’t be two people that weird |
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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago
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"Was once asked to ride a fellas sister while he was in the next room.
He loved hearing her getting off with fellas.
Apparently he’d tell me what pub she was in, I’d chat her up, back to the gaff, give her a bit of how’s your father and he’d be pulling himself asunder in the next room
We got this one too! I wonder if it was the same guy
It had to be, there couldn’t be two people that weird"
Must have been the same guy that asked me to meet him and he told me he would be wearing his sister's knickers  |
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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago
Dublin |
"Was once asked to ride a fellas sister while he was in the next room.
He loved hearing her getting off with fellas.
Apparently he’d tell me what pub she was in, I’d chat her up, back to the gaff, give her a bit of how’s your father and he’d be pulling himself asunder in the next room
We got this one too! I wonder if it was the same guy
It had to be, there couldn’t be two people that weird
Must have been the same guy that asked me to meet him and he told me he would be wearing his sister's knickers "
And did you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked by a couple if I’d like to meet himself first so he could suck me off before a meet with his wife. I doubt he had a wife
That's a bit sus alright
Definitely. "
Think that’s a bit of a Cock & Bull story  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was once asked to ride a fellas sister while he was in the next room.
He loved hearing her getting off with fellas.
Apparently he’d tell me what pub she was in, I’d chat her up, back to the gaff, give her a bit of how’s your father and he’d be pulling himself asunder in the next room"
Bog Brother is watching you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was asked once if a guy could watch us, while he fucked a watermelon.
That is the weirdest shit ever.
Some people are fruity"
Maybe he was gonna have flute salad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A couple asked me to call to their house, I was told that the door would be open, himself would be sitting in the corner wanking, his wife would be tied up and blindfolded on the couch. The orders were to walk in, dont speak to anyone, fuck her and leave.
It was just a bit too freaky for me so I declined the offer "
I had a meet like that. Without the tied up part and in a hotel but nothing said. At all.
Wouldnt have said its the freakiest request by a long shot.
Id share but don't like pretending that anything really freaks me out at this stage  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked by a couple if I’d like to meet himself first so he could suck me off before a meet with his wife. I doubt he had a wife
That's a bit sus alright
Definitely.
Think that’s a bit of a Cock & Bull story "
Why do you say that? He messaged me about a threesome. We chatted for a while and then wanted to meet up to suck me off before having a go at the threesome. As I said I doubt there was a wife. |
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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago
Belfast |
Word for word… I couldn’t try to retype this one!
Ok I soo want to ease my aching cock gently and
softly deep in your sexy ass. You soo need to poo.
I can feel it I'm soo turned on. I ask you to push it
out on my cock and cake. I can pee fully erect. I'm
soo deep inside you as I empty my full bladder. I
then lay you down and fuck your pussy as your ass
gushes then your pussy explodes. You then wank
me cock and I shoot all over your tits as we
passionately kiss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Word for word… I couldn’t try to retype this one!
Ok I soo want to ease my aching cock gently and
softly deep in your sexy ass. You soo need to poo.
I can feel it I'm soo turned on. I ask you to push it
out on my cock and cake. I can pee fully erect. I'm
soo deep inside you as I empty my full bladder. I
then lay you down and fuck your pussy as your ass
gushes then your pussy explodes. You then wank
me cock and I shoot all over your tits as we
passionately kiss"
no fuckin way!! |
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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago
Belfast |
"Word for word… I couldn’t try to retype this one!
Ok I soo want to ease my aching cock gently and
softly deep in your sexy ass. You soo need to poo.
I can feel it I'm soo turned on. I ask you to push it
out on my cock and cake. I can pee fully erect. I'm
soo deep inside you as I empty my full bladder. I
then lay you down and fuck your pussy as your ass
gushes then your pussy explodes. You then wank
me cock and I shoot all over your tits as we
passionately kiss no fuckin way!! "
That’s exactly what I said…..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Word for word… I couldn’t try to retype this one!
Ok I soo want to ease my aching cock gently and
softly deep in your sexy ass. You soo need to poo.
I can feel it I'm soo turned on. I ask you to push it
out on my cock and cake. I can pee fully erect. I'm
soo deep inside you as I empty my full bladder. I
then lay you down and fuck your pussy as your ass
gushes then your pussy explodes. You then wank
me cock and I shoot all over your tits as we
passionately kiss no fuckin way!!
That’s exactly what I said….. "
ah in fairness...he did say kiss passionately lol |
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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago
Belfast |
"Word for word… I couldn’t try to retype this one!
Ok I soo want to ease my aching cock gently and
softly deep in your sexy ass. You soo need to poo.
I can feel it I'm soo turned on. I ask you to push it
out on my cock and cake. I can pee fully erect. I'm
soo deep inside you as I empty my full bladder. I
then lay you down and fuck your pussy as your ass
gushes then your pussy explodes. You then wank
me cock and I shoot all over your tits as we
passionately kiss no fuckin way!!
That’s exactly what I said….. ah in fairness...he did say kiss passionately lol "
I’d definitely go along with it for that passionate kiss…..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Word for word… I couldn’t try to retype this one!
Ok I soo want to ease my aching cock gently and
softly deep in your sexy ass. You soo need to poo.
I can feel it I'm soo turned on. I ask you to push it
out on my cock and cake. I can pee fully erect. I'm
soo deep inside you as I empty my full bladder. I
then lay you down and fuck your pussy as your ass
gushes then your pussy explodes. You then wank
me cock and I shoot all over your tits as we
passionately kiss no fuckin way!!
That’s exactly what I said….. ah in fairness...he did say kiss passionately lol
I’d definitely go along with it for that passionate kiss….. "
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Word for word… I couldn’t try to retype this one!
Ok I soo want to ease my aching cock gently and
softly deep in your sexy ass. You soo need to poo.
I can feel it I'm soo turned on. I ask you to push it
out on my cock and cake. I can pee fully erect. I'm
soo deep inside you as I empty my full bladder. I
then lay you down and fuck your pussy as your ass
gushes then your pussy explodes. You then wank
me cock and I shoot all over your tits as we
passionately kiss no fuckin way!!
That’s exactly what I said….. ah in fairness...he did say kiss passionately lol
I’d definitely go along with it for that passionate kiss….. lol "
love to chat with you pixe x |
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"Word for word… I couldn’t try to retype this one!
Ok I soo want to ease my aching cock gently and
softly deep in your sexy ass. You soo need to poo.
I can feel it I'm soo turned on. I ask you to push it
out on my cock and cake. I can pee fully erect. I'm
soo deep inside you as I empty my full bladder. I
then lay you down and fuck your pussy as your ass
gushes then your pussy explodes. You then wank
me cock and I shoot all over your tits as we
passionately kiss"
I don’t shock easily but this WTAF!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After reading all this I don’t feel bad anymore for having a hardcore nylon/tights fetish
Weird #1 Was the fella with the sister next door, WTF
Weird #2 The Watermelon |
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
kildare |
this past week I was asked could this dude come to My house and clean it while wearing a nappy, however I'd need to be shouting abuse at him while he cleaned..I am not here knocking his kink but we hadn't even said hello before... |
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"Was once asked to ride a fellas sister while he was in the next room.
He loved hearing her getting off with fellas.
Apparently he’d tell me what pub she was in, I’d chat her up, back to the gaff, give her a bit of how’s your father and he’d be pulling himself asunder in the next room"
Haha I have received the exact same request. Has to be the same fella |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was once asked to ride a fellas sister while he was in the next room.
He loved hearing her getting off with fellas.
Apparently he’d tell me what pub she was in, I’d chat her up, back to the gaff, give her a bit of how’s your father and he’d be pulling himself asunder in the next room
We got this one too! I wonder if it was the same guy
It had to be, there couldn’t be two people that weird
Must have been the same guy that asked me to meet him and he told me he would be wearing his sister's knickers "
That’s very similar to the guy who wanted me to meet him and that I would wear his girlfriends worn knickers  |
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
kildare |
"Was once asked to ride a fellas sister while he was in the next room.
He loved hearing her getting off with fellas.
Apparently he’d tell me what pub she was in, I’d chat her up, back to the gaff, give her a bit of how’s your father and he’d be pulling himself asunder in the next room
We got this one too! I wonder if it was the same guy
It had to be, there couldn’t be two people that weird
Must have been the same guy that asked me to meet him and he told me he would be wearing his sister's knickers
That’s very similar to the guy who wanted me to meet him and that I would wear his girlfriends worn knickers "
ohhh stop that now!!! oh lord I'm here laughing and equally horrified lol |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"The defecate on a glass table while he was underneath it kind of made me sick. The cat fight was another one. Always the same bloody mail too. "
I worked with a guy in the 80's who used to say his favorite chat up line was " I'd eat a mile of your shite if I thought your arse was at the end of it"
His number one kink was to have someone crap on a glass coffee table while he was underneath it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The defecate on a glass table while he was underneath it kind of made me sick. The cat fight was another one. Always the same bloody mail too.
I worked with a guy in the 80's who used to say his favorite chat up line was " I'd eat a mile of your shite if I thought your arse was at the end of it"
His number one kink was to have someone crap on a glass coffee table while he was underneath it "
was he on fab about 7 years ago  |
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"The defecate on a glass table while he was underneath it kind of made me sick. The cat fight was another one. Always the same bloody mail too. "
Oh my gosh!! I got asked to do the defecating on a glass coffee table while he was underneath too I consider myself unshockable usually but that one knocked me for six |
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"I presume everyone had the guy ask did you ever get caught wanking by your mother as a teenager .......just me then "
That wouldn't have been possible. When my mother was a teenager I wasn't even born! |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"I presume everyone had the guy ask did you ever get caught wanking by your mother as a teenager .......just me then
That wouldn't have been possible. When my mother was a teenager I wasn't even born!"
I did mean it the other way round but are you telling me Back To The Future couldn't happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My underware hid some where for a total stranger and he wanted to pay for it. Lol
You told me you wouldn't mention the money on offer publicly "
Was it you lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My underware hid some where for a total stranger and he wanted to pay for it. Lol
You told me you wouldn't mention the money on offer publicly
Was it you lol. "
of course not. I could get them off ya for free  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My underware hid some where for a total stranger and he wanted to pay for it. Lol
You told me you wouldn't mention the money on offer publicly
Was it you lol.
of course not. I could get them off ya for free "
Really you think? Aren't you cocky lol  |
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"My underware hid some where for a total stranger and he wanted to pay for it. Lol
You told me you wouldn't mention the money on offer publicly
Was it you lol.
of course not. I could get them off ya for free
Really you think? Aren't you cocky lol "
Awk only so you could beat me with your assortment of weapons to take them back, I'm not a thief |
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