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*** Fake Tan Shortage Alert ***
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
Limerick |
Fake tan lovers are currently *freaking out* with the news that a supply shortage is going to hit Ireland.
The vital ingredient ethoxydiglycol, which is used in a wide variety of tan, skin cream and beauty products is in short supply due to a disruption in the global supply chain.
Let the mass hysteria begin! Mrs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've a load of cuprinol in my shed if anyone's stuck. I miscalculated how much garden fencing I have. It's oak finish which might suit some skintones. "
I small bit of Fence Life left over also..... can apply it to the lucky lady! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That’s gas, was in a chemist today getting me flu jab and ladies were buying loads of the stuff.
On a side note, me a man, prefer women to look natural but obviously it is totally up the person. |
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"I have a secret stash, just send me a PM and I’ll sort you out   "
I’ll send you a before and after .
The before pic is me looking like an albino yeti and the second will be hopefully a tangoed smooth look |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Imagine going to a meet, wedding, diner dance un-tangoed... the horror & shame of it...how could you be seen out in public with pale , pasty while Irish complexion |
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"Imagine going to a meet, wedding, diner dance un-tangoed... the horror & shame of it...how could you be seen out in public with pale , pasty while Irish complexion"
If it was in a castle me in the photo would look like an ghostly apparition
Most haunted would be in then to perform an exorcism  |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
Just googled it
It is a solvent for dyes, nitrocellulose, paints, inks, and resins. It is a component of wood stains for wood, for setting the twist and conditioning yarns and cloth, in textile printing, textile soaps, lacquers, penetration enhancer in cosmetics, drying varnishes and enamels, and brake fluids. It used to determine the saponification values of oils and as a neutral solvent for mineral oil-soap and mineral oil-sulfated oil mixtures (giving fine dispersions in water)
So plenty alternatives |
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
Limerick |
"Just googled it
It is a solvent for dyes, nitrocellulose, paints, inks, and resins. It is a component of wood stains for wood, for setting the twist and conditioning yarns and cloth, in textile printing, textile soaps, lacquers, penetration enhancer in cosmetics, drying varnishes and enamels, and brake fluids. It used to determine the saponification values of oils and as a neutral solvent for mineral oil-soap and mineral oil-sulfated oil mixtures (giving fine dispersions in water)
So plenty alternatives "
Well luckily I store a years supply in case of a disastrous world shortage but it's great that the caring Fab folk have suggested some fantastic tanning alternatives |
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
dublin |
"I've a load of cuprinol in my shed if anyone's stuck. I miscalculated how much garden fencing I have. It's oak finish which might suit some skintones.
I small bit of Fence Life left over also..... can apply it to the lucky lady!"
Could probably mix in a bit of white spirit if they want to make it last longer... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a knock on effect, I think we will see a drop in new pillow case and bed sheet sales and also washing machine detergent because of this."
Thats a plus for the environment then
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can they not use ronseal instead?
Does exactly what it says on the skin 
Clever! How are you able to pun this early in the morning.   "
It's never too early to go for a pun  |
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
Limerick |
"Can they not use ronseal instead?
Does exactly what it says on the skin
Clever! How are you able to pun this early in the morning.
It's never too early to go for a pun "
Love a nice pun tan in the summer  |
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"Am I the only one who doesn't get the hype for tan? If prefer to be pale than orange. "
I'm with you all the way on the fake tan!!! Haven't seen many who can pull a fake tan off as natural looking!
Cherry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who doesn't get the hype for tan? If prefer to be pale than orange. "
Mad thing is over in Asia the sales are all about skin lightener.
Theres some notion of 'ideal' being put out there and its basically no matter who you are, you arent it! theres companies making a fortune off it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who doesn't get the hype for tan? If prefer to be pale than orange.
Mad thing is over in Asia the sales are all about skin lightener.
Theres some notion of 'ideal' being put out there and its basically no matter who you are, you arent it! theres companies making a fortune off it "
Marketing is all about exploiting our insecurities.... |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Am I the only one who doesn't get the hype for tan? If prefer to be pale than orange.
No, you're not"
Nope I don't wear it either. I never could get it on without streaks so I stay pale now . |
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