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"And then fell into bog hole.....that dirty enough..ha ha.." Depends which hole lol | |||
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"And then fell into bog's hole.....that dirty enough..ha ha.." Fixed that for ya | |||
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"Egg all over the window. " Durty | |||
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"She wiped the bonnet clean.. " Pmsl, ooops just gushed a bit. | |||
"She wiped the bonnet clean.. Pmsl, ooops just gushed a bit. " Get it inta ya, Cynthia! | |||
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"Gladly Die Suffocating In Pu$$y " He was just too hairy ! | |||
"Gladly Die Suffocating In Pu$$y He was just too hairy ! " The cat | |||
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"It started with a kiss" It always does | |||
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"He stroked,her cunt quivered." God, the number of conversations I have had about whether that word is too much or whether it’s time for it to to be reclaimed as an anatomical term That’s not a 5 word erotic story btw | |||
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"I'll do it in 3 words... veni, vidi, vici " That's 9 words | |||
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"I'll do it in 3 words... veni, vidi, vici That's 9 words " Ah flip, so it is! Back to the drawing board, start from scratch...the above took me hours to concoct... | |||
"Oh my, that's a first " Actually, that's your fist | |||
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"Harder, harder, oh God, yesssss!" | |||
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"Our oiled bodies glistening sensually " Judging by your profile pics I'm guessing this is a true story | |||
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"Banging against her ass " Your story is like your Willy. One short of the minimum requirement | |||
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"Our oiled bodies glistening sensually Judging by your profile pics I'm guessing this is a true story " Yes, true, erotic, exciting, orgasmic. | |||
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"(He) Eats, roots, shots and leaves.... " Thats 6 words. | |||
"Exploded violently inside her moistness ." Gaaaaaaaaaaaah You didn't just say "moistness" | |||
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