Affair

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was in the pub with my mate last night when he said to me, "Look, mate, I've been having an affair and my wife's getting suspicious.

If she asks, I was with you last night."

I nodded. "No problem."

A minute later, his wife came into the pub and said straight at me. "Dave wasn't home last night - I think he was shagging some girl!"

"No, he wasn't," I replied immediately, winking at him. "He was shagging me."

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