So after waiting (not so) patiently for 336 hours to post after comeback...
I wondered...
What's it like to have a willy?
Is it really weird?
Like something hanging off ya..?
Tell us ladies lads..
How would you describe it?
So great to be back and have universal ponderings answered  |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"So after waiting (not so) patiently for 336 hours to post after comeback...
I wondered...
What's it like to have a willy?
Is it really weird?
Like something hanging off ya..?
Tell us ladies lads..
How would you describe it?
So great to be back and have universal ponderings answered "
Wanna hold it?
Try it out?  |
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"So after waiting (not so) patiently for 336 hours to post after comeback...
I wondered...
What's it like to have a willy?
Is it really weird?
Like something hanging off ya..?
Tell us ladies lads..
How would you describe it?
So great to be back and have universal ponderings answered
Wanna hold it?
Try it out? "
Only written descriptions please and thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Welcome back first of to Hotel California! We can check in but we can't check out!
I know when I'm waving around my strap on I'm guilty of having BDE Big Dick Energy. I'd love to own a actual one for a day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So after waiting (not so) patiently for 336 hours to post after comeback...
I wondered...
What's it like to have a willy?
Is it really weird?
Like something hanging off ya..?
Tell us ladies lads..
How would you describe it?
So great to be back and have universal ponderings answered
Wanna hold it?
Try it out?
Only written descriptions please and thanks "
My willy is not like the sun
Uncooked steak is more pink than my willy pink
If cum be white, why then mine is dun
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on my balls
Right that's enough from me today back to work.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its just there. Not really doing anything.
Something to fidget with when you're chilling out on the couch too i suppose. 
Fidget spinners, pop-its, rubix cubes also reccomended.. "
They don't change shape or size, and not nearly as much fun!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So after waiting (not so) patiently for 336 hours to post after comeback...
I wondered...
What's it like to have a willy?
Is it really weird?
Like something hanging off ya..?
Tell us ladies lads..
How would you describe it?"
You wouldn't have penis envy, would ya? 
To answer your question... it's great having one! But it does demand a lot of a man's time. Penises are quite high maintenance that way  |
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"So after waiting (not so) patiently for 336 hours to post after comeback...
I wondered...
What's it like to have a willy?
Is it really weird?
Like something hanging off ya..?
Tell us ladies lads..
How would you describe it?
You wouldn't have penis envy, would ya?
To answer your question... it's great having one! But it does demand a lot of a man's time. Penises are quite high maintenance that way "
Merely penis pondering.. No envy here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So after waiting (not so) patiently for 336 hours to post after comeback...
I wondered...
What's it like to have a willy?
Is it really weird?
Like something hanging off ya..?
Tell us ladies lads..
How would you describe it?
So great to be back and have universal ponderings answered "
Same question for breasts or even fingers....
A willy is something we've had our whole lives and know no difference so nothing strange about it. There can be times of discomfort or adjustments required but apart from that it's just hanging there waiting to be used  |
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They're characters all in themselves and have their own personalities.
Some of them are very angry and red faced while some are shy and turtle like.
Some go into every situation balls out while others take longer to show their potential but they grow on you.
Regardless they all have a common enemy.
#zipsshouldbebanned  |
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They have their own mind,they can get you in trouble quite easily and can change size depending on their mood.They also serve only two purposes,both necessarily important but one gets rid of waste and the other needs attention or it won't stop annoying me.Do you feel them tangling,no not really in general,but they can give you a good buzz when throbing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Merely penis pondering.. No envy here
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Penis pondering… pretty much sums it up… most men think with their Penis.
I should be working, but my small head is over ruling the big head and here I am seeking Fab fun….
I’m thinking from a sexual organ/sensation perspective, women win….
But having a cock, well, I’d not trade mine in… |
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By (user no longer on site)
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They are fascinating! I certainly find them fascinating. They do have a mind of their own. Mine woke me frequently last night, it was quite annoying. Then, sometimes when you want it to work it won’t! Sometimes you could be banging away and if any doubt creeps into your head, it’s gone!
But I love it. Tis a wonderful feeling of manhood when it swells to its max. When we insert it (for me it’s only been a vag) it feels fantastic. The warmth, the moisture, the tightness, wonderful.
Of course I would love to know what it feels like for a woman, pretty damn good I hope.
By the way, when we cum, it can almost hurt sometimes. |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"They are fascinating! I certainly find them fascinating. They do have a mind of their own. Mine woke me frequently last night, it was quite annoying. Then, sometimes when you want it to work it won’t! Sometimes you could be banging away and if any doubt creeps into your head, it’s gone!
But I love it. Tis a wonderful feeling of manhood when it swells to its max. When we insert it (for me it’s only been a vag) it feels fantastic. The warmth, the moisture, the tightness, wonderful.
Of course I would love to know what it feels like for a woman, pretty damn good I hope.
By the way, when we cum, it can almost hurt sometimes."
They say if you want to know what it feels like run your tongue along the inside of cheek of your mouth.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can be awkward when you get a boner in public and have to reposition it to make it less visible
Waking around naked with a rock hard member feels empowering  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mad, only 2mins before reading this post I had a similar thought.
I was microwaving some defrosted dinner and watching a video of some guy being blown on Fab.
His willy looked similar to mine, she was on my hotlist for being, well, hot, so I got a boner.
Anyway being home alone is unusual so I took mine out and had a look at it, knowing that having one of these bulging muscle pipes full of blood is exceedingly weird.
I did wash my hands before dinner, which is nice but very hot.  |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"So after waiting (not so) patiently for 336 hours to post after comeback...
I wondered...
What's it like to have a willy?
Is it really weird?
Like something hanging off ya..?
Tell us ladies lads..
How would you describe it?
So great to be back and have universal ponderings answered
Wanna hold it?
Try it out? "
That’s very smooth I must say |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"They are fascinating! I certainly find them fascinating. They do have a mind of their own. Mine woke me frequently last night, it was quite annoying. Then, sometimes when you want it to work it won’t! Sometimes you could be banging away and if any doubt creeps into your head, it’s gone!
But I love it. Tis a wonderful feeling of manhood when it swells to its max. When we insert it (for me it’s only been a vag) it feels fantastic. The warmth, the moisture, the tightness, wonderful.
Of course I would love to know what it feels like for a woman, pretty damn good I hope.
By the way, when we cum, it can almost hurt sometimes.
They say if you want to know what it feels like run your tongue along the inside of cheek of your mouth.... "
Just did . My oh my . Might not leave the house this weekend and just do more of that |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
I like having one
It gives me a certain energy
Like I go round thinking
When I wear my purple tuxedo
I can sink you with my pink torpedo
But they are not the most photogenic things in the world .... |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"I’d love to have a Willy just for one hour so I could take pics of it with a sky remote and do the helicopter "
I don’t think I’ve done either of these, I might try it now that I’ve upgraded to Sky Q, smaller remote…. 
It’s a difficult question to answer having never not had one, a stylish banana hammock or budgie smuggler would sort out the hanging part, and of course it’s handy to have somewhere to hang a wet duffle coat occasionally, just remember, size isn’t important….. |
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"So after waiting (not so) patiently for 336 hours to post after comeback...
I wondered...
What's it like to have a willy?
Is it really weird?
Like something hanging off ya..?
Tell us ladies lads..
How would you describe it?
So great to be back and have universal ponderings answered "
Well what's it like having breasts or labia or that delicious knobbly bit right at the top of your vagina (the name has just emptied our of my head)? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I’d love to have a Willy just for one hour so I could take pics of it with a sky remote and do the helicopter
I don’t think I’ve done either of these, I might try it now that I’ve upgraded to Sky Q, smaller remote….
It’s a difficult question to answer having never not had one, a stylish banana hammock or budgie smuggler would sort out the hanging part, and of course it’s handy to have somewhere to hang a wet duffle coat occasionally, just remember, size isn’t important….. "
Ohh the sky Q is great you will never loose your remote again |
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Merely penis pondering.. No envy here
Well I'm happy to state for the record that I have clitoris envy
Multiple orgasms!
And so you should! "
CLITORIS! That's the one I couldn't remember the name of!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I'm happy to state for the record that I have clitoris envy
Multiple orgasms!
And so you should! "
What's it like having a clitoris? Gimme a good insight |
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Merely penis pondering.. No envy here
Well I'm happy to state for the record that I have clitoris envy
Multiple orgasms!
And so you should!
CLITORIS! That's the one I couldn't remember the name of!! "
That bodes well.... |
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Merely penis pondering.. No envy here
Well I'm happy to state for the record that I have clitoris envy
Multiple orgasms!
And so you should!
CLITORIS! That's the one I couldn't remember the name of!!
That bodes well.... "
I don't speak French either but I can make you say ooolala! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They are not always as big in real life !
 I’d wear a sock to keep him warm
Never gets cold!"
You've obviously never played football out in the cold, pretty much a clit after that for a while |
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With having a willy comes great responsibility along with lighting reflexes. ie' like peeing on your feet if not correctly handled. A willy has a mind of its own. It could look up at ya one morning and the next look at your toes. Sometimes the hure will do neither. And in warm weather it can mimick a helicopter blade .All in all its a handy wee tool to have at your disposal |
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"With having a willy comes great responsibility along with lighting reflexes. ie' like peeing on your feet if not correctly handled. A willy has a mind of its own. It could look up at ya one morning and the next look at your toes. Sometimes the hure will do neither. And in warm weather it can mimick a helicopter blade .All in all its a handy wee tool to have at your disposal "
Swiss army knife? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's it like having a clitoris? Gimme a good insight
Don't hijack my willy thread! "
I wouldn't dream of hijacking a willy...
...thread
Maybe I'll start my own then? |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"I’d love to have a Willy just for one hour so I could take pics of it with a sky remote and do the helicopter
I don’t think I’ve done either of these, I might try it now that I’ve upgraded to Sky Q, smaller remote….
It’s a difficult question to answer having never not had one, a stylish banana hammock or budgie smuggler would sort out the hanging part, and of course it’s handy to have somewhere to hang a wet duffle coat occasionally, just remember, size isn’t important…..
Ohh the sky Q is great you will never loose your remote again "
Willies can find Sky Q remotes?….
That’s a brilliant feature….. 
I think I’ll put that in my profile, also available for Sky Q remote retrieval…… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy,
It’s devine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest prick.
So three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas,
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend,
Your Percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip in a sock.
But don’t take it out in public
Or they’ll stick you in the dock,
And you won’t come back!
Thank you! |
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