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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's your best or worst chat up lines?
Are you a horse? No?
Can I ride you anyways
Keep them coming in plz "
I never met you or didn't take your virginity but can I play with the box that it came in.  |
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Here is my modus operandi...
Walk up to the lady, hand her my phone and say, sorry I was wondering if you could help me out, my phone seems to be broken.
Response is normally ..Ohh whats wrong with it.
Say it doesn't have your number in it..
Its at that point the phone gets chucked away or the games begin... |
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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago
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"Is that a phone is your back pocket cause that ass is calling to me"
I once said to a lady in a hotel I worked in , You look like my first wife and she said how many times have you been married and I said none yet , Went down like a lead balloon  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is that a phone is your back pocket cause that ass is calling to meI once said to a lady in a hotel I worked in , You look like my first wife and she said how many times have you been married and I said none yet , Went down like a lead balloon "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's your best or worst chat up lines?
Are you a horse? No?
Can I ride you anyways
Keep them coming in plz "
I had one guy on here start off his message with "Hey you white potato bitch", that certainly got my attention  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's your best or worst chat up lines?
Are you a horse? No?
Can I ride you anyways
Keep them coming in plz
I had one guy on here start off his message with "Hey you white potato bitch", that certainly got my attention "
Wasn't he soooo romantic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure about best but Jay's been sending me funny ones all morning. My favourite has been "I bet your like peanut butte. Smooth, creamy and easy to spread" |
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at a club i used to go to to while in the U.S. just for pure cheek if being Irish came up. i'd eventually ask. do you have any Irish in you?
if no. i'd ask would you like some.
if yes. would you like some more?
yes. you all may have wine with the cheese i just presented
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You remind me of an American high school. Because Id like to shoot some kids in you  . Normally gets a laugh and some strange looks  "
That is completely sick,. " normally gets a laugh ". who the fuck would laugh at that , not one bit funny |
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"You remind me of an American high school. Because Id like to shoot some kids in you . Normally gets a laugh and some strange looks
That is completely sick,. " normally gets a laugh ". who the fuck would laugh at that , not one bit funny "
to be fair. humor is subjective. some like he and myself find dark humor funny. even then some topics i dont find funny. but i wont judge or criticize anyone for it. it's also important where the humor comes from. like a place of hate for instance. that i would not tolerate. oh if you get to give the high school line again. hum the song "pumped up kicks" lol |
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"You remind me of an American high school. Because Id like to shoot some kids in you . Normally gets a laugh and some strange looks
That is completely sick,. " normally gets a laugh ". who the fuck would laugh at that , not one bit funny
to be fair. humor is subjective. some like he and myself find dark humor funny. even then some topics i dont find funny. but i wont judge or criticize anyone for it. it's also important where the humor comes from. like a place of hate for instance. that i would not tolerate. oh if you get to give the high school line again. hum the song "pumped up kicks" lol "
Well if l was a woman and a guy said that to me his nuts would be wedged in his nostrils.its a fucking sick thing to say in any shape or form where lives were destroyed in sickening horrifying events. |
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"You remind me of an American high school. Because Id like to shoot some kids in you . Normally gets a laugh and some strange looks
That is completely sick,. " normally gets a laugh ". who the fuck would laugh at that , not one bit funny
to be fair. humor is subjective. some like he and myself find dark humor funny. even then some topics i dont find funny. but i wont judge or criticize anyone for it. it's also important where the humor comes from. like a place of hate for instance. that i would not tolerate. oh if you get to give the high school line again. hum the song "pumped up kicks" lol
Well if l was a woman and a guy said that to me his nuts would be wedged in his nostrils.its a fucking sick thing to say in any shape or form where lives were destroyed in sickening horrifying events."
buddy...social satire...either its all ok. or none of it is. you cant have it both ways |
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"You remind me of an American high school. Because Id like to shoot some kids in you . Normally gets a laugh and some strange looks
That is completely sick,. " normally gets a laugh ". who the fuck would laugh at that , not one bit funny "
Sorry bud. Was not my intention to offend anyone. |
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"You remind me of an American high school. Because Id like to shoot some kids in you . Normally gets a laugh and some strange looks
That is completely sick,. " normally gets a laugh ". who the fuck would laugh at that , not one bit funny
Sorry bud. Was not my intention to offend anyone. "
You didn't,
How people react is their choice,
I personally thought it was funny.
Don't worry about offending people that get offended about absolutely nothing except a few words on a sex site forum, life is for living not getting your knickers in a twist......
Tell me why i dont like moandays. .....
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"You remind me of an American high school. Because Id like to shoot some kids in you . Normally gets a laugh and some strange looks
That is completely sick,. " normally gets a laugh ". who the fuck would laugh at that , not one bit funny
Sorry bud. Was not my intention to offend anyone.
You didn't,
How people react is their choice,
I personally thought it was funny.
Don't worry about offending people that get offended about absolutely nothing except a few words on a sex site forum, life is for living not getting your knickers in a twist......
Tell me why i dont like moandays. .....
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