"I've a joke/ sex cheque book id like to cash in...il give you that! 
Snuggly blanket for around your shoulders 
aww you sweetheart
A signed Nicholas Cave photo
A team of software experts  "
Lifetime supply of peanut M&Ms and some new butt plugs. Don’t get them mixed up |
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"I've a joke/ sex cheque book id like to cash in...il give you that!
Snuggly blanket for around your shoulders
aww you sweetheart
A signed Nicholas Cave photo
A team of software experts
Lifetime supply of peanut M&Ms and some new butt plugs. Don’t get them mixed up "
Well, thank God I don't have a peanut allergy... just think of that ass all puffy and swollen |
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"I've a joke/ sex cheque book id like to cash in...il give you that!
Snuggly blanket for around your shoulders
aww you sweetheart
A signed Nicholas Cave photo
A team of software experts
Lifetime supply of peanut M&Ms and some new butt plugs. Don’t get them mixed up
Well, thank God I don't have a peanut allergy... just think of that ass all puffy and swollen "
A small jab will take care of that swelling |
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"A set of tyres for the camper van
All good tyres thankfully but if you throw in a companion I’d be happy 
A new puppy "
Eh no. Couldn’t stand the dog hairs in the van |
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"A set of tyres for the camper van
All good tyres thankfully but if you throw in a companion I’d be happy
A new puppy
Eh no. Couldn’t stand the dog hairs in the van "
A stetson hat , texas style , would look good kn you |
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"A set of tyres for the camper van
All good tyres thankfully but if you throw in a companion I’d be happy
A new puppy
Eh no. Couldn’t stand the dog hairs in the van
A stetson hat , texas style , would look good kn you "
All fantastic gifts but I’ll settle for a nice lady dressed in stockings and suspenders under a long coat for fun and frolics in the camper van |
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