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What’s the most useless talent you have ?

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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

Stolen from the lounge

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

Making love apparently

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Housework, it never pays

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman  over a year ago

South County Dublin

Getting pipes clogged

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By *humper22Woman  over a year ago

waterford


"Making love apparently "

Trying to pull the sympathy card lol

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

Touching the tip of my nose with my tongue

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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

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By *oserMan  over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Getting pipes clogged "

I have a plunger that might help

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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over


"Making love apparently "

Whilst I completely lack inspiration I always try to make up for it with perspiration

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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over


"Getting pipes clogged

I have a plunger that might help "

I have a sneaky feeling this isn’t about plumbing

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman  over a year ago

South County Dublin


"Getting pipes clogged

I have a plunger that might help

I have a sneaky feeling this isn’t about plumbing "

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By *oserMan  over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Getting pipes clogged

I have a plunger that might help

I have a sneaky feeling this isn’t about plumbing "

Plumbing???

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By *ilthyNightsCouple  over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Spending more time, effort and money on a property than its worth. Truly useless

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

While watching a movie/TV show, I can always tell who's going to bang each other. I'm never wrong, but it's not exactly useful.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"While watching a movie/TV show, I can always tell who's going to bang each other. I'm never wrong, but it's not exactly useful."

Can you do that on Fab Forums as welm... Pm me who going to bang me please very appreciated

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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over


"While watching a movie/TV show, I can always tell who's going to bang each other. I'm never wrong, but it's not exactly useful.

Can you do that on Fab Forums as welm... Pm me who going to bang me please very appreciated "

Too funny

I need this prediction too . Diversify/adapt to survive

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"Getting pipes clogged

I have a plunger that might help

I have a sneaky feeling this isn’t about plumbing

"

We’ll smack my ass and call me Shirley, here was me giving genuine plumbing advice

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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

I can always predict plot twists. This ruins programmes for me and people watching it With me .

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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

Who the fuck is Shirley ?

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman  over a year ago

South County Dublin


"Getting pipes clogged

I have a plunger that might help

I have a sneaky feeling this isn’t about plumbing

We’ll smack my ass and call me Shirley, here was me giving genuine plumbing advice "

Ah Shirley, you've been had

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman  over a year ago

South County Dublin


"Who the fuck is Shirley ?"

Thought it was Who the fuck is Alice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Burping the alphabet

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"Getting pipes clogged

I have a plunger that might help

I have a sneaky feeling this isn’t about plumbing

We’ll smack my ass and call me Shirley, here was me giving genuine plumbing advice

Ah Shirley, you've been had "

If only someone would have me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who the fuck is Shirley ?

Thought it was Who the fuck is Alice "

I like Alice she met me for a second coffee , lovely Lass

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman  over a year ago

South County Dublin


"Burping the alphabet"

Do I need to buy a Circus ticket

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Burping the alphabet"

Close thread....unless someone can fart it

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman  over a year ago

South County Dublin


"Getting pipes clogged

I have a plunger that might help

I have a sneaky feeling this isn’t about plumbing

We’ll smack my ass and call me Shirley, here was me giving genuine plumbing advice

Ah Shirley, you've been had

If only someone would have me "

Shirley might

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman  over a year ago

South County Dublin


"Burping the alphabet

Close thread....unless someone can fart it "

Now there's a challenge if ever was one

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman  over a year ago

South County Dublin


"Who the fuck is Shirley ?

Thought it was Who the fuck is Alice

I like Alice she met me for a second coffee , lovely Lass "

Can ya pm me her details please

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"Getting pipes clogged

I have a plunger that might help

I have a sneaky feeling this isn’t about plumbing

We’ll smack my ass and call me Shirley, here was me giving genuine plumbing advice

Ah Shirley, you've been had

If only someone would have me

Shirley might "

She’s too rough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Burping the alphabet

Close thread....unless someone can fart it

Now there's a challenge if ever was one "

How far did you get?

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman  over a year ago

South County Dublin


"Burping the alphabet

Close thread....unless someone can fart it

Now there's a challenge if ever was one

How far did you get? "

Not far, pipes are clogged, very dangerous territory

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman  over a year ago

South County Dublin


"Getting pipes clogged

I have a plunger that might help

I have a sneaky feeling this isn’t about plumbing

We’ll smack my ass and call me Shirley, here was me giving genuine plumbing advice

Ah Shirley, you've been had

If only someone would have me

Shirley might

She’s too rough"

Aw, sensitive soul there

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"Getting pipes clogged

I have a plunger that might help

I have a sneaky feeling this isn’t about plumbing

We’ll smack my ass and call me Shirley, here was me giving genuine plumbing advice

Ah Shirley, you've been had

If only someone would have me

Shirley might

She’s too rough

Aw, sensitive soul there "

Like a big cuddly teddy bear

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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

Note to self

When on a teams call with important people do not smirk wondering who Shirley is .

People think you’re even weirder than they Already do

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By *ardyboy54321Man  over a year ago

Fermanagh

Talking shite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Juggling... a result of a random Christmas present and completely useless...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Juggling... a result of a random Christmas present and completely useless... "

disagree. watching a skillful juggler is mesmerising, and watching a shit one is very amusing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Theres no such thing as useless talent OP.

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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over

Both the kids attend circus skills training

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Juggling... a result of a random Christmas present and completely useless...

disagree. watching a skillful juggler is mesmerising, and watching a shit one is very amusing

"

Jesus I should have shown my juggling as well when at duck pond rather than talk lol...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Juggling... a result of a random Christmas present and completely useless...

disagree. watching a skillful juggler is mesmerising, and watching a shit one is very amusing

Jesus I should have shown my juggling as well when at duck pond rather than talk lol... "

hahaha!!!

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By *appytoadsCouple  over a year ago

West Dublin

Whistling,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Touching the tip of my nose with my tongue "
Dito on that one.. Not sure how that could cum in handy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Able to "multitask" and talk during sex

(Mostly grunts and groans though but hey )

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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over


"Able to "multitask" and talk during sex

(Mostly grunts and groans though but hey )"

I was told to shut the fuck up last night

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By *uckoldDesiresMan  over a year ago

Dublin

Touching my nose with my tongue

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By *eanbelfastMan  over a year ago

Belfast

I can take a slice of lemon from a drink, eat the lemon leaving the rind and tie that in a knot with my tongue ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Seemingly I have an amazing talent of saying the wrong thing at the wrong time

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By *adhatter and coCouple  over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

I can shovel wind up a hill on a calm day...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can whistle any tune

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Knowing the name and artist of nearly any dance/Edm tune after hearing the first few seconds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can whistle any tune "

Wolf whistles and everything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can whistle any tune

Wolf whistles and everything "

All depends Keano ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Flipping a tractor tree

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Flipping a tractor tree "

A tractor tyre

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Flipping a tractor tree

A tractor tyre "

First one was more useless but probably more impressive as I've never seen one of them so it must be a very bespoke skill

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man  over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

I’ve a talent for taking dick pics but it’s useless as no one wants to see them...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can take a slice of lemon from a drink, eat the lemon leaving the rind and tie that in a knot with my tongue ??"

I wanna see that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve a talent for taking dick pics but it’s useless as no one wants to see them..."

Your bum pics are epic though

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By *eanbelfastMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"I can take a slice of lemon from a drink, eat the lemon leaving the rind and tie that in a knot with my tongue ??

I wanna see that "

Careful what you wish for

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve a talent for taking dick pics but it’s useless as no one wants to see them...

Your bum pics are epic though"

Bum pics ... you must be in the circle of trust there DD!!

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By *ig A300Man  over a year ago

North. love to chat please.

Mine is fucking things up without realising I've even done it.

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man  over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin


"I’ve a talent for taking dick pics but it’s useless as no one wants to see them...

Your bum pics are epic though

Bum pics ... you must be in the circle of trust there DD!! "

Don’t worry there’s enough to go round

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve a talent for taking dick pics but it’s useless as no one wants to see them...

Your bum pics are epic though

Bum pics ... you must be in the circle of trust there DD!!

Don’t worry there’s enough to go round "

Enough bum for 2! woohoo

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man  over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin


"I’ve a talent for taking dick pics but it’s useless as no one wants to see them...

Your bum pics are epic though

Bum pics ... you must be in the circle of trust there DD!!

Don’t worry there’s enough to go round

Enough bum for 2! woohoo "

Ye can have a cheek each!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve a talent for taking dick pics but it’s useless as no one wants to see them...

Your bum pics are epic though

Bum pics ... you must be in the circle of trust there DD!!

Don’t worry there’s enough to go round

Enough bum for 2! woohoo

Ye can have a cheek each!"

Oh yummy

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By *asual777 OP   Man  over a year ago

i travel all over


"Mine is fucking things up without realising I've even done it. "

How do I join the club ??

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By *dfabMan  over a year ago

Dunboyne

Rolling my tongue into a U.

Used be able to do belly waves but beer gut fucked that up on me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rolling my tongue into a U.

Used be able to do belly waves but beer gut fucked that up on me "

oh we have indeed found useless talent

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By *dfabMan  over a year ago

Dunboyne


"Rolling my tongue into a U.

Used be able to do belly waves but beer gut fucked that up on me

oh we have indeed found useless talent "

Slap the belly and ride the waves Rub.

Then slide up onto kinky tongue

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By *iver80Man  over a year ago

south side ,

Well it wouldn't be useless if I could use it

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By *ewitching1Woman  over a year ago

belfast

I can make the sound of a dolphin, very useless skill

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By *ig A300Man  over a year ago

North. love to chat please.


"Mine is fucking things up without realising I've even done it.

How do I join the club ??"

I think their could be scope to actually set that club up. Haha

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"Rolling my tongue into a U.

Used be able to do belly waves but beer gut fucked that up on me "

I can do that too...always led to believe it meant you were breast fed ( as a baby )

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By *twistedtoys100Man  over a year ago

LIMERICK

Measuring once and cutting twice instead of measuring twice and cutting once.....which helps when making floggers and paddles etc

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