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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

0 to 60 kmh in 9 seconds flat

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By *ardyboy54321Man over a year ago

Fermanagh

No smoke no poke

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

Not a lot of space left in there

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

Always puts a smile on your face

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Can take 5 at a stretch

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Are ye going to wipe that dip stick before you stick it in

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Funny place to hang a pine tree air freshener

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Jaysus, look at the amount of stuff coming out of that pipe!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just put it in the trunk!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A sure take her your away...just make sure shes filled up when your bringing her back

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Wonder how many clowns will try get in the back

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

The bodywork is alright for her age like

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

I always prefer using the back door

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman over a year ago

Antrim Town

Just press the start button to get her going

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By *ipmannMan over a year ago

Cahir

Lay on that horn..

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By *ohnsmithMan over a year ago

South Tipperary

Eats rubber...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tasty rear end

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Fill her up

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Great airbags on her!

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By *argus12Man over a year ago

meath dublin / london

Not enough room inside for a fuck but looks good enough to get you a fuck !

PM me for the details

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

Full service history

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’d easily get two in the back of it

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

What do you mean 15 previous owners

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Top down in good weather

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

"You’d easily get two in the back of it "

In yours maybe, not in mine

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By *iscuits8Man over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Jaysus, some smell of burning rubber here...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’d easily get two in the back of it

In yours maybe, not in mine

Well…. Have you tried

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Jaysus, she'll seize if she doesn't get more lube quick!

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Might as well be a car from the 30's since I have to use the starter handle mostly these days

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

"You’d easily get two in the back of it

In yours maybe, not in mine

Well…. Have you tried

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Im confused BMW or BBW

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’d easily get two in the back of it

In yours maybe, not in mine

Well…. Have you tried

"Jaysus, she'll seize if she doesn't get more lube quick! "

That could’ve been the problem

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Of course I practice very safe sex....don't I drive a Volvo.

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

"You’d easily get two in the back of it

In yours maybe, not in mine

Well…. Have you tried

Jaysus, she'll seize if she doesn't get more lube quick!

That could’ve been the problem

Thanks for the tip - better luck next time

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 04/10/21 14:16:27]

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

"You’d easily get two in the back of it

In yours maybe, not in mine

Well…. Have you tried

Jaysus, she'll seize if she doesn't get more lube quick!

That could’ve been the problem

Thanks for the tip - better luck next time

Did he only give you the tip?

That's some serious self control on his part!

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By *ratos87Man over a year ago

Galway

"It's a great model, it goes like a bomb... and the car's not bad either."

- Alan Partridge

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By *oudicaWoman over a year ago

Kilkenny

Feels like it’s brand new……

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

A nice tight chassis on her!

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By *he MickMan over a year ago

southside

Buckle up

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

"You’d easily get two in the back of it

In yours maybe, not in mine

Well…. Have you tried

Jaysus, she'll seize if she doesn't get more lube quick!

That could’ve been the problem

Thanks for the tip - better luck next time

Did he only give you the tip?

That's some serious self control on his part!

Who says it was self control rather than imposed control

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By *lay rock69Man over a year ago

monaghan

Always room for one more

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By *ombikerMan over a year ago

the right side of the river

Jesus lad, make sure the rubber is good, could get yourself in aweful bother using bad rubber.

Go handy on the rough stuff or you will damage the rim

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By *oudicaWoman over a year ago

Kilkenny

It’s got Start-Stop enabled, so you really need to keep some pressure on so that you don’t turn it off inadvertently.

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By *rankbMan over a year ago

around

Might be a little obvious…….she’s a great ride!

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

What do you mean....I could have washed it first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A few bumps and bruises but still plenty of mileage left on the clock and runs nicely with some fresh oil in the engine

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By *ensualnFunCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"It’s got Start-Stop enabled, so you really need to keep some pressure on so that you don’t turn it off inadvertently. "

Love it! And so true!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We can use the high or the low box.

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By *ollypop9Woman over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

I prefer a younger model.

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Just twiddle the knobs to get the heat going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Full tank doesn't last long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Automatically gets you the best bang for your bucks (hybrid)

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow

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By *allyWally19Woman over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

Give it welly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drive her like she's stolen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Badly need a oil change

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By *man79Man over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

I buckled her chassis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Built for comfort and for speed and after a few minutes it really heats up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/10/21 20:02:13]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Faster, harder, dont stop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is some junk in that trunk…

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By *hyeyesMan over a year ago

meath

Big shinny gearstick

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By *djohn70TV/TS over a year ago

Mullingar

Have you a spare tyre

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By *Sparkie.Man over a year ago

Ratoath

A bit of lube will stop the squealing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love a bit of junk in the trunk

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By *ileen_cdTV/TS over a year ago

Dublin

It's electrifying!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep backing it up..... further, further...... Bit further...... There you go, all the way in.....

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By *ara198Woman over a year ago

maynooth

I don't think that's gonna fit in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look after her, and she'll look after you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who's the guy in the back????

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By *errardNo8Man over a year ago

Galway/Mayo

I'd be much hotter if I had 1

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By *oey4somefunMan over a year ago

Dublin/Drogheda

Now she's suckin diesel..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably fit 3 in the back 1 in the front

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By *ombikerMan over a year ago

the right side of the river

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man over a year ago

..For Sale..

One lady owner

Leaks at the front end

Sloppy Box

Rear end gone

She's a one off Classic.

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By *oxminxCouple over a year ago

NaughtyVille *×* Laois

That's a hell of a tight box for quick shifting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

By that knocking sound i think the big end is on the way out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does she run in red

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By *c90Man over a year ago

Noiseville

That noise sounds strange

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By *indenMan over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Classic…..

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By *andyman11Man over a year ago

dublin

A bit of oil and she’s good to go.

Be careful banging it.

The back is wide enough

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By *adhatter and coCouple over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Very spacious fits 7

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its a bit of a knackered auld banger it she'll get you there!!

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By *oiracpl38Couple over a year ago

moira ish

needs a service

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By *lytrucker32Man over a year ago

Killeagh

Hasn't been used in 2 years but a jump start will get it going I hope

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By *alkingbootsMan over a year ago

cavan

Car is a straight 6 an I’m a straight 6 unfortunately neither getting any use at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bit of a rattle in the bottom end but lube it up and it'll be grand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They are alot cheaper in England

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good looking car but failed the nct on her emissions

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By *j69funCouple over a year ago

kildare

Blow the horn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blow the horn "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's only got about one good long ride left in her

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By *herry...Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Can I test out your gearstick

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By *ork fellaMan over a year ago

Macroom

Sold

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By *erticalMan over a year ago

dark side of the moon

Top down or up? How hard should i push it, heat? How hot do you want it? Over the bonnet darling?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She could pull a heavy load...

My neighbour rearended her last night in the driveway, heard the bang

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

Just got rammed from behind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely a funny noise coming from the rear end

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By *ardyboy54321Man over a year ago

Fermanagh

Sidestep the clutch

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By *herry...Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Port and polish your head?

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