Babysitter

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Not got children?

Hire a babysitter anyway, say the kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken.

When you get home later that evening, go mental and ask where the child has gone.

By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Not got children?

Hire a babysitter anyway, say the kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken.

When you get home later that evening, go mental and ask where the child has gone."

I'll give you my children for that babysitter and see how they get on

By *risharrowMan over a year ago

Clare

"Not got children?

Hire a babysitter anyway, say the kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken.

When you get home later that evening, go mental and ask where the child has gone."

Now that is good,

By *vpamelaTV/TS over a year ago

kinkville

Christ! That made me giggle.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not got children?

Hire a babysitter anyway, say the kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken.

When you get home later that evening, go mental and ask where the child has gone.

I'll give you my children for that babysitter and see how they get on

I dont think she is cut out for anymore babysitting

By *aint_or_SinnerWoman over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Not got children?

Hire a babysitter anyway, say the kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken.

When you get home later that evening, go mental and ask where the child has gone.

I'll give you my children for that babysitter and see how they get on

I dont think she is cut out for anymore babysitting

You've traumatised her for life. She'll never even have children of her own. Now put that into practice for lots of 'em - overpopulation sorted