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Most off-putting things....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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People say about themselves:
"I call things how I see them"
Usually means the person lacks any self-awareness and is just plain rude.
This is from a morning swiping on tinder bios and not a dig at people here...
What are your off-putting phrases or self descriptions |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Anyone that uses word horny in anything other than a private conversation.
Anyone at all who uses "sexcited" or says " you know who you are"
It's a miracle I talk to anyone on here tbh |
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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"Anyone that uses word horny in anything other than a private conversation.
Anyone at all who uses "sexcited" or says " you know who you are"
It's a miracle I talk to anyone on here tbh"
Oh god horny used as a descriptor for an event or anything other than “I’m horny” gives me the shivers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone that uses word horny in anything other than a private conversation.
Anyone at all who uses "sexcited" or says " you know who you are"
It's a miracle I talk to anyone on here tbh"
Don't fret - I'll always chat to ye  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""looking for something different"
I had to go back to my own bio and see had I this but thankfully I don't lol "
Hahaha your "blah blah blah" is a winner |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
Anyone looking for tall men . Very off putting
Anyone not ticking safe sex in their interests or refusing to discuss when planning
Anyone looking for fully shaved pubes
Anyone who says no hotels
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"Anyone with professional or fun in their bio
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Yes I have toyed with removing professional , but , I think it tells people 3 things I need them to know
1. I tend to be able to accommodate at hotels as I ll be staying at them anyway with work
2. I ll mostly be wearing work clothes , shirts , suits work shoes when I meet or when I leave
3. When I meet and leave might be determined by work commitments
So it’s in for now , but not guaranteed to stay
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
kildare |
""looking for something different"
I had to go back to my own bio and see had I this but thankfully I don't lol
Hahaha your "blah blah blah" is a winner "
bahahahaha woman of many words eh lol
ah no I got fed up of reading novels on here so I figured the blah blah blah may imply ask me what you wish to know...lol |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Anyone with professional or fun in their bio
Yes I have toyed with removing professional , but , I think it tells people 3 things I need them to know
1. I tend to be able to accommodate at hotels as I ll be staying at them anyway with work
2. I ll mostly be wearing work clothes , shirts , suits work shoes when I meet or when I leave
3. When I meet and leave might be determined by work commitments
So it’s in for now , but not guaranteed to stay
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To be honest to me it means someone who thinks they're better than everyone else because of what they work at |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""looking for something different"
I had to go back to my own bio and see had I this but thankfully I don't lol
Hahaha your "blah blah blah" is a winner
bahahahaha woman of many words eh lol
ah no I got fed up of reading novels on here so I figured the blah blah blah may imply ask me what you wish to know...lol "
Profiles are for tombstones |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"Anyone with professional or fun in their bio
Yes I have toyed with removing professional , but , I think it tells people 3 things I need them to know
1. I tend to be able to accommodate at hotels as I ll be staying at them anyway with work
2. I ll mostly be wearing work clothes , shirts , suits work shoes when I meet or when I leave
3. When I meet and leave might be determined by work commitments
So it’s in for now , but not guaranteed to stay
To be honest to me it means someone who thinks they're better than everyone else because of what they work at "
Yes it does raise that concern , and hopefully one can out narcissists with subsequent chats
But there are so many elements in bios that give that impression that aren’t related to work . Like ;
Do not contact me/us if
We will not reply unless you put xx in the title
I am very busy /I have a life outside fab so might not get to reply to your message
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The one that says " face pic in first message or no reply " and absolutely NO picture of any discription at all..none ..on their own profile cracks me everytime. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
Demanding or demeaning others in your bio.
Anyone with professional on theirs .I don't care what your job is and most of us have jobs.
Anyone with alpha or bull in theirs.Most I have found to be misogynistic so I avoid them.
Well hung if that's your only selling point I can't be bothered it usually means you don't know anything bar just banging way which gets boring fast.
Fill in later and they have been on for ages.
Messages saying I'm horny faf, I need my balls drained. A dick pic asking do I fancy sucking this.Not a big deal as they are easily deleted and forgotten about but seriously does that approach ever actually work on here.
There's quite a list there actually  |
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
kildare |
"Demanding or demeaning others in your bio.
Anyone with professional on theirs .I don't care what your job is and most of us have jobs.
Anyone with alpha or bull in theirs.Most I have found to be misogynistic so I avoid them.
Well hung if that's your only selling point I can't be bothered it usually means you don't know anything bar just banging way which gets boring fast.
Fill in later and they have been on for ages.
Messages saying I'm horny faf, I need my balls drained. A dick pic asking do I fancy sucking this.Not a big deal as they are easily deleted and forgotten about but seriously does that approach ever actually work on here.
There's quite a list there actually "
bo, I think I love you!! all you wrote is for me spot on you just said it far better than I ever could.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any naughty plans for the weekend..this message from randomers on a Friday morning puts my teeth on edge.
This and on the wrong side of the weekend 'any naughty fun over the weekend?' "
Actually just the use of the word naughty should be banned
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The use of the word discreet which should already be a given but especially when messages and forum comments show that they are anything but.
When they spell it discrete… "
Shite I though dis was Corfu |
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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago
Galway |
"The use of the word discreet which should already be a given but especially when messages and forum comments show that they are anything but.
When they spell it discrete…
Shite I though dis was Corfu"
I think I’m overtired…that made me properly chuckle |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Demanding or demeaning others in your bio.
Anyone with professional on theirs .I don't care what your job is and most of us have jobs.
Anyone with alpha or bull in theirs.Most I have found to be misogynistic so I avoid them.
Well hung if that's your only selling point I can't be bothered it usually means you don't know anything bar just banging way which gets boring fast.
Fill in later and they have been on for ages.
Messages saying I'm horny faf, I need my balls drained. A dick pic asking do I fancy sucking this.Not a big deal as they are easily deleted and forgotten about but seriously does that approach ever actually work on here.
There's quite a list there actually
bo, I think I love you!! all you wrote is for me spot on you just said it far better than I ever could.. "
Ah thank you. x |
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
kildare |
"Being asked if I’m having any luck on here or what I’m in to.
First the first one, my veris should answer that. For the second one, I can’t answer that without a lot of cringing "
oh the' what I'm into ' 
that also triggers me! man I'm learning lots about me today! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The use of the word discreet which should already be a given but especially when messages and forum comments show that they are anything but.
When they spell it discrete…
Shite I though dis was Corfu
I think I’m overtired…that made me properly chuckle"
Honestly I missed a trick not saying Dis was Sparta but shur it's early |
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" A dick pic asking do I fancy sucking this.Not a big deal as they are easily deleted and forgotten about but seriously does that approach ever actually work on here. "
I feel it has....once. And that one guy it worked for told 17 friends who told 17 friend who told 17 friends and so on. And that's how the trend was born. |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"Being asked if I’m having any luck on here or what I’m in to.
First the first one, my veris should answer that. For the second one, I can’t answer that without a lot of cringing "
Are you having any luck on here after 4 veris saying the mmmfff yesterday was enjoyed by all is just fookin stupid |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
" A dick pic asking do I fancy sucking this.Not a big deal as they are easily deleted and forgotten about but seriously does that approach ever actually work on here.
I feel it has....once. And that one guy it worked for told 17 friends who told 17 friend who told 17 friends and so on. And that's how the trend was born. "
 that is probably very true |
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One thing I learned years ago is when you are selling the same or similar product to a competitor the last thing a customer wants to hear is why they shouldn't buy from the other company.
Emphasise the positive of your own product and/or service. Any hint of negativity is off-putting.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking for NSA only...ah chill out love reign the ego in I've no intention of falling for you anytime soon
I don't bite unless you want me to...just makes me cringe
Check out my verifys...this ain't Trip Advisor sweetheart just because someone said you had them squirting like a waterhose doesn't mean I'm parting my thighs for you anytime soon
I can accommodate...but turns out it's in the back of his van when he takes his tools out
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
kildare |
"Looking for NSA only...ah chill out love reign the ego in I've no intention of falling for you anytime soon
I don't bite unless you want me to...just makes me cringe
Check out my verifys...this ain't Trip Advisor sweetheart just because someone said you had them squirting like a waterhose doesn't mean I'm parting my thighs for you anytime soon
I can accommodate...but turns out it's in the back of his van when he takes his tools out
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I ..AM..DESEASED.. ( )
bahahahaha
yes my girl this is sooo true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for NSA only...ah chill out love reign the ego in I've no intention of falling for you anytime soon
I don't bite unless you want me to...just makes me cringe
Check out my verifys...this ain't Trip Advisor sweetheart just because someone said you had them squirting like a waterhose doesn't mean I'm parting my thighs for you anytime soon
I can accommodate...but turns out it's in the back of his van when he takes his tools out
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I was offered a meet in a garden shed a while back from some guy here.
What kind of hoe does he think i am!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for NSA only...ah chill out love reign the ego in I've no intention of falling for you anytime soon
I don't bite unless you want me to...just makes me cringe
Check out my verifys...this ain't Trip Advisor sweetheart just because someone said you had them squirting like a waterhose doesn't mean I'm parting my thighs for you anytime soon
I can accommodate...but turns out it's in the back of his van when he takes his tools out
I was offered a meet in a garden shed a while back from some guy here.
What kind of hoe does he think i am! "
Did he have miracle gro? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for NSA only...ah chill out love reign the ego in I've no intention of falling for you anytime soon
I don't bite unless you want me to...just makes me cringe
Check out my verifys...this ain't
Trip Advisor sweetheart just because someone said you had them squirting like a waterhose doesn't mean I'm parting my thighs for you anytime soon
I can accommodate...but turns out it's in the back of his van when he takes his tools out
I was offered a meet in a garden shed a while back from some guy here.
What kind of hoe does he think i am! "
Haha I was offered a meet in a stable but only if we let the horse called Max watch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for NSA only...ah chill out love reign the ego in I've no intention of falling for you anytime soon
I don't bite unless you want me to...just makes me cringe
Check out my verifys...this ain't
Trip Advisor sweetheart just because someone said you had them squirting like a waterhose doesn't mean I'm parting my thighs for you anytime soon
I can accommodate...but turns out it's in the back of his van when he takes his tools out
I was offered a meet in a garden shed a while back from some guy here.
What kind of hoe does he think i am!
Haha I was offered a meet in a stable but only if we let the horse called Max watch. "
Horses have needs too, ya know  |
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"Anyone with professional or fun in their bio
Yes I have toyed with removing professional , but , I think it tells people 3 things I need them to know
1. I tend to be able to accommodate at hotels as I ll be staying at them anyway with work
2. I ll mostly be wearing work clothes , shirts , suits work shoes when I meet or when I leave
3. When I meet and leave might be determined by work commitments
So it’s in for now , but not guaranteed to stay
To be honest to me it means someone who thinks they're better than everyone else because of what they work at
Yes it does raise that concern , and hopefully one can out narcissists with subsequent chats
But there are so many elements in bios that give that impression that aren’t related to work . Like ;
Do not contact me/us if
We will not reply unless you put xx in the title
I am very busy /I have a life outside fab so might not get to reply to your message
And so on"
Funny, I'm ready reading the posts here and a lot are really down to personal interpretation.
Professional, adjective definition: relating to or belonging to a profession
Or
engaged in a specified activity as one's main paid occupation rather than as a pastime.
Just because someone has professional on their bio, I would never assume they stay in hotels regularly, nor would I think they think they're better than anyone else. I would usually relate the term professional to a certain type of behaviour - in other words, how you conduct yourself in public. And this is why I make the assumption that people here put it on their profile because they want to bring across that they can conduct themselves in a polite and respectful and courteous manner.
That's just my interpretation for this particular one.
As for pet hates, always depends on the context But I am put off by particularly demanding profiles, the ones that seem to scream out their ground rules. Unfortunately because there are some undesirables who don't know how to conduct themselves here, it seems to brings out this undesirable side in others as a reaction. And these in turn aren't necessarily doing themselves any favours.
Just be yourselves, show us who you are in your profile
Ignore the ignoramus |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One thing I learned years ago is when you are selling the same or similar product to a competitor the last thing a customer wants to hear is why they shouldn't buy from the other company.
Emphasise the positive of your own product and/or service. Any hint of negativity is off-putting.
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Unless you have tits, which on fab gives a free pass |
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"Be myself? Dear lord, the main reason I'm on here is so that I won't have to be myself "
Add roleplay to your bio Just make sure you're a damn hot actor! 
I did thoroughly enjoy reading your profile.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for NSA only...ah chill out love reign the ego in I've no intention of falling for you anytime soon
I don't bite unless you want me to...just makes me cringe
Check out my verifys...this ain't Trip Advisor sweetheart just because someone said you had them squirting like a waterhose doesn't mean I'm parting my thighs for you anytime soon
I can accommodate...but turns out it's in the back of his van when he takes his tools out
I was offered a meet in a garden shed a while back from some guy here.
What kind of hoe does he think i am! "
I will guarantee your safety for a percentage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be myself? Dear lord, the main reason I'm on here is so that I won't have to be myself
Add roleplay to your bio Just make sure you're a damn hot actor!
I did thoroughly enjoy reading your profile. "
I hate to brag, but my Lear and Hamlet were the toast of my drama class  |
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"Be myself? Dear lord, the main reason I'm on here is so that I won't have to be myself
Add roleplay to your bio Just make sure you're a damn hot actor!
I did thoroughly enjoy reading your profile.
I hate to brag, but my Lear and Hamlet were the toast of my drama class "
Nothing better than toast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""What you see is what you get"
Secretly I think I'd like meeting someone who turned out to be two midgets in a raincoat! "
I'd like to see your face if they were |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""What you see is what you get"
Secretly I think I'd like meeting someone who turned out to be two midgets in a raincoat! "
A headless semi-naked torso, isn't that what we see on most profiles! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be myself? Dear lord, the main reason I'm on here is so that I won't have to be myself
Add roleplay to your bio Just make sure you're a damn hot actor!
I did thoroughly enjoy reading your profile.
I hate to brag, but my Lear and Hamlet were the toast of my drama class
Nothing better than toast "
Clem Fandango, at your service  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""What you see is what you get"
Secretly I think I'd like meeting someone who turned out to be two midgets in a raincoat!
A headless semi-naked torso, isn't that what we see on most profiles!"
I need a white sheet and a shit load of backlighting to give what you see |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Be myself? Dear lord, the main reason I'm on here is so that I won't have to be myself
Add roleplay to your bio Just make sure you're a damn hot actor!
I did thoroughly enjoy reading your profile.
I hate to brag, but my Lear and Hamlet were the toast of my drama class
Nothing better than toast
Clem Fandango, at your service "
Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be myself? Dear lord, the main reason I'm on here is so that I won't have to be myself
Add roleplay to your bio Just make sure you're a damn hot actor!
I did thoroughly enjoy reading your profile.
I hate to brag, but my Lear and Hamlet were the toast of my drama class
Nothing better than toast
Clem Fandango, at your service
Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango"
Yyyyyyyeesss. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Demanding or demeaning others in your bio.
Anyone with professional on theirs .I don't care what your job is and most of us have jobs.
Anyone with alpha or bull in theirs.Most I have found to be misogynistic so I avoid them.
Well hung if that's your only selling point I can't be bothered it usually means you don't know anything bar just banging way which gets boring fast.
Fill in later and they have been on for ages.
Messages saying I'm horny faf, I need my balls drained. A dick pic asking do I fancy sucking this.Not a big deal as they are easily deleted and forgotten about but seriously does that approach ever actually work on here.
There's quite a list there actually "
I was pondering mine away... but as is quite often the case, Bo nails it |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Demanding or demeaning others in your bio.
Anyone with professional on theirs .I don't care what your job is and most of us have jobs.
Anyone with alpha or bull in theirs.Most I have found to be misogynistic so I avoid them.
Well hung if that's your only selling point I can't be bothered it usually means you don't know anything bar just banging way which gets boring fast.
Fill in later and they have been on for ages.
Messages saying I'm horny faf, I need my balls drained. A dick pic asking do I fancy sucking this.Not a big deal as they are easily deleted and forgotten about but seriously does that approach ever actually work on here.
There's quite a list there actually
I was pondering mine away... but as is quite often the case, Bo nails it "
Sometimes not often I get a few things right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Status messages including the words...
"Flashbacks"
Or
"Making plans"
Well, how else will people know they're getting laid?
and don't forget the you know who you are ."
Do the "you know who you ares" even know who WE are? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Status messages including the words...
"Flashbacks"
Or
"Making plans"
Well, how else will people know they're getting laid?
and don't forget the you know who you are .
Do the "you know who you ares" even know who WE are? "
I just assume they all mean me |
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"Any sentence that include mmmmmmmmmmmm. I cringed even writing that. I should have included a warning
Mmmmmmmmm you are so right about that
Gahhhhhh stop. Is there an emoji to cover my eyes"
And ears. Send help |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any sentence that include mmmmmmmmmmmm. I cringed even writing that. I should have included a warning
Mmmmmmmmm you are so right about that
Gahhhhhh stop. Is there an emoji to cover my eyes
And ears. Send help"
I instantly regret this thread |
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"Any sentence that include mmmmmmmmmmmm. I cringed even writing that. I should have included a warning
Mmmmmmmmm you are so right about that
Gahhhhhh stop. Is there an emoji to cover my eyes
And ears. Send help"
Damsel in distress, I’m on my way |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Any sentence that include mmmmmmmmmmmm. I cringed even writing that. I should have included a warning
Mmmmmmmmm you are so right about that
Gahhhhhh stop. Is there an emoji to cover my eyes
And ears. Send help
I instantly regret this thread "
I won't say another word or mmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any sentence that include mmmmmmmmmmmm. I cringed even writing that. I should have included a warning
Mmmmmmmmm you are so right about that
Gahhhhhh stop. Is there an emoji to cover my eyes
And ears. Send help
I instantly regret this thread "
I regret nothing.....
NOTHING!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"mmmmmmm let me see
What are you into?
Have you met many on here?
Can you cast a spell on me?
That last one is getting old "
I'll put a spell on you....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Professional Statement
Treat her with respect 
Bring your A-Game
All cocks are the same... 
Been here before, no the score
I'm straight & further down in bio they say love to suck cock
Mmmmmmmmmmm explain that one lads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or
Why are you up
What has you up so late
What are you doing
Where are you
Where do you live
& The dreaded 1-liner 1st msg...what are you wearing...it just screams creepy freaky
There's many more...but I'd be here forever... |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Just be yourselves, show us who you are in your profile "
Ah yes, and look at my bio ever since because of you…..
I’d like you to make it shorter please…….
(Said no man ever in the history of Fab….. )
And I always thought professional (or amateur) in a bio referred to their sexual ability….. |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"Just be yourselves, show us who you are in your profile
Ah yes, and look at my bio ever since because of you…..
I’d like you to make it shorter please…….
(Said no man ever in the history of Fab….. )
And I always thought professional (or amateur) in a bio referred to their sexual ability….. "
Did you really ? So all the people out there with professional in their bio you assumed to
Be professional at sex , even possibly gigolos ?
That might explain some of the responses I get |
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By *indenMan
over a year ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Just be yourselves, show us who you are in your profile
Ah yes, and look at my bio ever since because of you…..
I’d like you to make it shorter please…….
(Said no man ever in the history of Fab….. )
And I always thought professional (or amateur) in a bio referred to their sexual ability…..
Did you really ? So all the people out there with professional in their bio you assumed to
Be professional at sex , even possibly gigolos ?
That might explain some of the responses I get "
No, I don’t really, it was just a joke….. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Like someone who makes an effort, no one line messages please etc on their profile
.......sends you a message saying hey with a one liner
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You misunderstand....no one liner messages ( if you have a penis) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profiles saying not meeting Single guys.... if on profile I will take literally so if bump into them at social , party or on Kik I ain't going to initiate any interaction that might lead to fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like someone who makes an effort, no one line messages please etc on their profile
.......sends you a message saying hey with a one liner
hey "
Sorry not interested I need to see more effort than that's! I'm not expecting a proposal after a first meet or anything tho |
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"we know what we want" - but they have no intention of telling, might be too easy then
"been here before and know the score" - cringe
"those of you who don't understand the reasoning behind this posting..." - abyss of pure nonsense |
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"Like someone who makes an effort, no one line messages please etc on their profile
.......sends you a message saying hey with a one liner
hey
Sorry not interested I need to see more effort than that's! I'm not expecting a proposal after a first meet or anything tho "
You want a first meet for a proposal?! What rock are you living under?
Oh, forgot - not female on Fab |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"The Sydney University thing on people’s profile
Or a 2 liners profile and 3 paragraphs of copy paste linked to having fat pockets for a legal case…
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i am so over Sydney university threats. Would happily let them interview me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is brill
Sunday morning random messages
" I.. hungover and horny" my usual reply ah god bless ya take a cold shower
Any fun? Obviously I'm flat out having fun but I'm not going to tell a complete stranger
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"This is brill
Sunday morning random messages
" I.. hungover and horny" my usual reply ah god bless ya take a cold shower
Any fun? Obviously I'm flat out having fun but I'm not going to tell a complete stranger
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Literally flat out ? |
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