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My Cookie!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Awk perhaps the silliest thread ever but hopefully worth a giggle or two!

As it stands, the cookie is mine!

It can also be whatever cookie you'd like it to be, all the next poster has to do is tell us how they distracted/got it off the person above and declare it's theirs! Ending their post with "MY COOKIE!"

Last person to have it before the thread, potentially, closes 'wins'

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

I played Pete Panther lots of live music by Elvis ,pointing out his amazing singing . Pete was furious and wagged his fingers at me , dropping his cookie . I now have it . It’s cranberries and white chocolate flavoured and just delicious .

It’s now MY COOKIE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flashes boobs and grabs the cookie while you're momentarily distracted

My cookie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Flashes boobs and grabs the cookie while you're momentarily distracted

My cookie! "

Oh and its a moist chewy chocolate chip one

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By *limfitladMan over a year ago

Dublin

what type of cookie is it?

a cream cookie?

MY COOKIE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Flashes boobs and grabs the cookie while you're momentarily distracted

My cookie!

Oh and its a moist chewy chocolate chip one

Elephant dance , followed by an elbow drop and it's my cookie

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

"Flashes boobs and grabs the cookie while you're momentarily distracted

My cookie! "

You know flashing boobs isn’t the answer to everything.

Oh who am I kidding ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Flashes boobs and grabs the cookie while you're momentarily distracted

My cookie!

You know flashing boobs isn’t the answer to everything.

Oh who am I kidding ? "

Quick boob flash, then a kick in the nads.

The Cookie is MIIIIINE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Flashes boobs and grabs the cookie while you're momentarily distracted

My cookie!

You know flashing boobs isn’t the answer to everything.

Oh who am I kidding ? "

It is in my world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Flashes boobs and grabs the cookie while you're momentarily distracted

My cookie!

You know flashing boobs isn’t the answer to everything.

Oh who am I kidding ?

It is in my world

Good thing I'm wearing my anti-boobie deflector specs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Quick boob flash, then a kick in the nads.

The Cookie is MIIIIINE"

I give you an extra large spoonful of Calpol and steal it while you're sleeping! Driving away with it

MY COOKIE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quick boob flash, then a kick in the nads.

The Cookie is MIIIIINE

I give you an extra large spoonful of Calpol and steal it while you're sleeping! Driving away with it

MY COOKIE! "
Distract you by planning ur next game and when u go to start typing it grab the cookie and it's gone..

My Cookie Now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quick boob flash, then a kick in the nads.

The Cookie is MIIIIINE

I give you an extra large spoonful of Calpol and steal it while you're sleeping! Driving away with it

MY COOKIE! "

I drink calpol for breakfast.

Nice try. NOOB.

Mine. yoink.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quick boob flash, then a kick in the nads.

The Cookie is MIIIIINE

I give you an extra large spoonful of Calpol and steal it while you're sleeping! Driving away with it

MY COOKIE! Distract you by planning ur next game and when u go to start typing it grab the cookie and it's gone..

My Cookie Now.

Gives you the Kansas City Shuffle et voila... cookie is back with ME!

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By *scouple07Couple over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Takes boobs out, puts hair into ponytail and go down on my knees, Mr then steals cookie while your distracted

Our cookie now

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"Takes boobs out, puts hair into ponytail and go down on my knees, Mr then steals cookie while your distracted

Our cookie now

Walks into room with the Welsh Rugby team

Mr is gobsmacked and starts shaking hands and drops the cookie

Its my cookie now

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

Genuinely cannot believe so much sexual chat is dominating a serious thread about .... Actually this is the silliest bloody thread I have seen on this forum . Sillier than smegma !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Walks into room with the Welsh Rugby team

Mr is gobsmacked and starts shaking hands and drops the cookie

Its my cookie now"

I threaten to throw Southern Tayto into the bin when you leap across the room to save them, dropping the cookie

MY COOKIE!

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

In i walk with my mastweiler that pete rushes to give lots of cuddles and in the process drops the cookie.

Its my cookie now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walks into room with the Welsh Rugby team

Mr is gobsmacked and starts shaking hands and drops the cookie

Its my cookie now

I threaten to throw Southern Tayto into the bin when you leap across the room to save them, dropping the cookie

MY COOKIE! "

I offer to let you hold my puppy, i know you wouldn't be able to resist a doggo.

Snatch and run.

My Cookie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There's a theme to my kryptonite here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a theme to my kryptonite here

Woof

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walks into room with the Welsh Rugby team

Mr is gobsmacked and starts shaking hands and drops the cookie

Its my cookie now

I threaten to throw Southern Tayto into the bin when you leap across the room to save them, dropping the cookie

MY COOKIE!

I offer to let you hold my puppy, i know you wouldn't be able to resist a doggo.

Snatch and run.

My Cookie! "

I start talking and my accent has you hypn*tized.

Yoink!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im laughing too hard to be bothered with the cookie. Hilarious antics

Can we play this for real

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

"Im laughing too hard to be bothered with the cookie. Hilarious antics

Can we play this for real

You want us to give each other calpol unnecessarily for real ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I start talking and my accent has you hypn*tized.

Yoink!"

I talk about why Dublin is worthy of being the capital ahead of Cork, when you take a swing at me you drop the cookie!

MY COOKIE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I start talking and my accent has you hypn*tized.

Yoink!

I talk about why Dublin is worthy of being the capital ahead of Cork, when you take a swing at me you drop the cookie!

MY COOKIE! "

But being from the North and not caring, I roll my eyes so hard that you fall back and alas!

Cookie is mine again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I start talking and my accent has you hypn*tized.

Yoink!

I talk about why Dublin is worthy of being the capital ahead of Cork, when you take a swing at me you drop the cookie!

MY COOKIE!

But being from the North and not caring, I roll my eyes so hard that you fall back and alas!

Cookie is mine again

While your eyes are rolled I move swiftly unseen and - My Cookie

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

I perform the helicopter to distract you and now IT'S MY COOKIE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I perform the helicopter to distract you and now IT'S MY COOKIE "

So I break the news that Tyrone had an extra player on the pitch and they have been disqualified and Mayo have been given Sam.

Mind blown, cookie dropped,Boom

My cookie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im not so easily fazed by your bombshell... but do i have an eyelash in my eye that i need you to try and get out for me

ha! fooled you... My Cookie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im not so easily fazed by your bombshell... but do i have an eyelash in my eye that i need you to try and get out for me

ha! fooled you... My Cookie

Only because of your incredible seductive eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whe they are distracted with their flirting the cookie appears to be gone??

Because its now my Cookke

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

I stun you with a mushroom stamp, it is now my cookie

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I stun you with a mushroom stamp, it is now my cookie"

I get you to do Dusty bin 3 2 1 and you drop the cookie into my hand

Its my cookie

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

I have a question

What in the name of Jesus is up with the forum today ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a question

What in the name of Jesus is up with the forum today ?

We're all going hog wild trying to get this effing cookie

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"I have a question

What in the name of Jesus is up with the forum today ?

Everyone is chasing cookies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a question

What in the name of Jesus is up with the forum today ?

Everyone is chasing cookies

While everyone is distracted... I nab the cookie!

Haha! Success

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To be fair this is nothing new to me, I'm always either horny or hungry

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By *rankbMan over a year ago

around

Wave finger

This is not droid you are looking for

Cookie is mine

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"To be fair this is nothing new to me, I'm always either horny or hungry

So she's sticks a sandwich in front of you to see your reaction ...is that the way it works

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be fair this is nothing new to me, I'm always either horny or hungry

So she's sticks a sandwich in front of you to see your reaction ...is that the way it works "

Look I'm not going to lie and I'll tell you now it's not pretty but..... I'll eat the sandwich right offa her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be fair this is nothing new to me, I'm always either horny or hungry

So she's sticks a sandwich in front of you to see your reaction ...is that the way it works

Look I'm not going to lie and I'll tell you now it's not pretty but..... I'll eat the sandwich right offa her

I'll show ya my boots and gran the cookie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be fair this is nothing new to me, I'm always either horny or hungry

So she's sticks a sandwich in front of you to see your reaction ...is that the way it works

Look I'm not going to lie and I'll tell you now it's not pretty but..... I'll eat the sandwich right offa her

I'll show ya my boots and gran the cookie

Walk up to the mic and I'm all like

Sup baby my name slim shady I'm the lead singer of D12 baby....

All while doing the helicopter dance.

She practically begged me to take the cookie.

Now is MY COOKIE !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Walk up to the mic and I'm all like

Sup baby my name slim shady I'm the lead singer of D12 baby....

All while doing the helicopter dance.

She practically begged me to take the cookie.

Now is MY COOKIE !!"

I release the kraken!!

Who then helps me take back the cookie

MY COOKIE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The kraken ???? Wait is that even allowed?? Pulls out my medussa snake head and swipes the cookie before it turns to stone before the kraken drags it into the depths

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The kraken ???? Wait is that even allowed?? Pulls out my medussa snake head and swipes the cookie before it turns to stone before the kraken drags it into the depths"

MY COOKIE

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The kraken ???? Wait is that even allowed?? Pulls out my medussa snake head and swipes the cookie before it turns to stone before the kraken drags it into the depths

MY COOKIE"

I put on my mankini, impervious to Medusa's powers as nobody can look me in the eyes, and take the cookie back as you wince in awkward terror...is nice!

MY COOKIE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The kraken ???? Wait is that even allowed?? Pulls out my medussa snake head and swipes the cookie before it turns to stone before the kraken drags it into the depths

MY COOKIE

I put on my mankini, impervious to Medusa's powers as nobody can look me in the eyes, and take the cookie back as you wince in awkward terror...is nice!

MY COOKIE! "

Stars twerking, you'll drop the cookie in horror at my poor attempt...

MY cookie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The kraken ???? Wait is that even allowed?? Pulls out my medussa snake head and swipes the cookie before it turns to stone before the kraken drags it into the depths

MY COOKIE

I put on my mankini, impervious to Medusa's powers as nobody can look me in the eyes, and take the cookie back as you wince in awkward terror...is nice!

MY COOKIE! "

I approach from behind, mankini wedgy, my cookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I regain consciousness after Twerk-Gate and unwedge my mankini just in time to put 'Beaches' on the TV!

Whilst you're all busy crying I steal the cookie back for myself

MY COOKIE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The kraken ???? Wait is that even allowed?? Pulls out my medussa snake head and swipes the cookie before it turns to stone before the kraken drags it into the depths

MY COOKIE

I put on my mankini, impervious to Medusa's powers as nobody can look me in the eyes, and take the cookie back as you wince in awkward terror...is nice!

MY COOKIE! "

Gosh darnit that mankini gets me every time!

Well played my friend well played

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I regain consciousness after Twerk-Gate and unwedge my mankini just in time to put 'Beaches' on the TV!

Whilst you're all busy crying I steal the cookie back for myself

MY COOKIE! "

Beaches smeaches

Throws a giant sized condom over an unsuspecting Pete and grabs the cookie as he cries " what's this white icky liquid in here?"

MY COOKIE

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I regain consciousness after Twerk-Gate and unwedge my mankini just in time to put 'Beaches' on the TV!

Whilst you're all busy crying I steal the cookie back for myself

MY COOKIE!

Beaches smeaches

Throws a giant sized condom over an unsuspecting Pete and grabs the cookie as he cries " what's this white icky liquid in here?"

MY COOKIE"

Put on my black lacy knickers to confuse him

While he's trying to figure out is my arse male or female I grab the cookie

My cookie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I regain consciousness after Twerk-Gate and unwedge my mankini just in time to put 'Beaches' on the TV!

Whilst you're all busy crying I steal the cookie back for myself

MY COOKIE!

Bogman takes 3 steps forward thinking he is away with that cookie Not realizing texes does not care if he Its a mans or womans Ass. He wants that ass, he grabs that ass and I swoop in and the cookie is mine. MY COOKIE

Beaches smeaches

Throws a giant sized condom over an unsuspecting Pete and grabs the cookie as he cries " what's this white icky liquid in here?"

MY COOKIE

Put on my black lacy knickers to confuse him

While he's trying to figure out is my arse male or female I grab the cookie

My cookie "

Apologies, I put that in the wrong place.... Ok to fix it

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

Just popped to the shops . Did I miss anything ? Sweet Jesus

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Apologies, I put that in the wrong place.... Ok to fix it

I escape my latex prison, leap over the male on male bonding, and snatch the cookie from you! Tucking it into my mankini as I run out the door

MY COOKIE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just popped to the shops . Did I miss anything ? Sweet Jesus "

You sure you are not tempted to take the biscuit

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"Just popped to the shops . Did I miss anything ? Sweet Jesus "

Did you buy any cookies

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

"Just popped to the shops . Did I miss anything ? Sweet Jesus

Did you buy any cookies "

Oreo crushed into a milkshake so kinda

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just popped to the shops . Did I miss anything ? Sweet Jesus

You sure you are not tempted to take the biscuit"

I think this thread takes the biscuit lol!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just popped to the shops . Did I miss anything ? Sweet Jesus

You sure you are not tempted to take the biscuit

I think this thread takes the biscuit lol!!"

And now I take the biscuit back!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just popped to the shops . Did I miss anything ? Sweet Jesus

You sure you are not tempted to take the biscuit

I think this thread takes the biscuit lol!!

And now I take the biscuit back!

Fooled you!

I still have the cookie, you know they are not the same as biscuits right

My Cookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fooled you!

I still have the cookie, you know they are not the same as biscuits right

My Cookie"

I take you hostage at finger-gunpoint and you hand over the cookie before anyone gets hurt. Pew pew!

MY COOKIE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fooled you!

I still have the cookie, you know they are not the same as biscuits right

My Cookie

I take you hostage at finger-gunpoint and you hand over the cookie before anyone gets hurt. Pew pew!

MY COOKIE! "
pull ur trousers down and Rob the cookie while ur getting urself redressed..

Cookies mine now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fooled you!

I still have the cookie, you know they are not the same as biscuits right

My Cookie

I take you hostage at finger-gunpoint and you hand over the cookie before anyone gets hurt. Pew pew!

MY COOKIE! "

Your finger doesnt scare me

And Ive got a real gun! Hands up. That Cookie is mine. My Cookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your finger doesnt scare me

And Ive got a real gun! Hands up. That Cookie is mine. My Cookie"

I use my secret superpower of invisiblity to sneak past and steal your gun, unzip your trousers and steal the cookie!

Just as you see me again you're unable to catch me, running after the cookie like a baby penguin with your trousers around your ankles!

MY COOKIE!

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Your finger doesnt scare me

And Ive got a real gun! Hands up. That Cookie is mine. My Cookie

I use my secret superpower of invisiblity to sneak past and steal your gun, unzip your trousers and steal the cookie!

Just as you see me again you're unable to catch me, running after the cookie like a baby penguin with your trousers around your ankles!

MY COOKIE! "

Awwww Pete look at the cute puppies

My cookie now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your finger doesnt scare me

And Ive got a real gun! Hands up. That Cookie is mine. My Cookie

I use my secret superpower of invisiblity to sneak past and steal your gun, unzip your trousers and steal the cookie!

Just as you see me again you're unable to catch me, running after the cookie like a baby penguin with your trousers around your ankles!

MY COOKIE! "

pull ur trousers down and Rob the cookie while ur getting urself redressed..

Cookies mine now

Im sorry we seem to have more than one person waddling around with trousers down now

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Your finger doesnt scare me

And Ive got a real gun! Hands up. That Cookie is mine. My Cookie

I use my secret superpower of invisiblity to sneak past and steal your gun, unzip your trousers and steal the cookie!

Just as you see me again you're unable to catch me, running after the cookie like a baby penguin with your trousers around your ankles!

MY COOKIE!

pull ur trousers down and Rob the cookie while ur getting urself redressed..

Cookies mine now

Im sorry we seem to have more than one person waddling around with trousers down now

Watch rubadubdub taken into custody, caught red handed in the other thread with stolen goods... As they cuff her, I grab the falling cookie...

Cookie's mine now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your finger doesnt scare me

And Ive got a real gun! Hands up. That Cookie is mine. My Cookie

I use my secret superpower of invisiblity to sneak past and steal your gun, unzip your trousers and steal the cookie!

Just as you see me again you're unable to catch me, running after the cookie like a baby penguin with your trousers around your ankles!

MY COOKIE!

pull ur trousers down and Rob the cookie while ur getting urself redressed..

Cookies mine now

Im sorry we seem to have more than one person waddling around with trousers down now

Watch rubadubdub taken into custody, caught red handed in the other thread with stolen goods... As they cuff her, I grab the falling cookie...

Cookie's mine now! "

While perving on Rub, imagining all the games that could be played with that cookie and a bit of whipped cream, distracted by pure lust...... I once again swoop in an again My Cookie,.... Oooh is that Rub a dub

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By *razy-CplCouple over a year ago

and surrounding areas

"Your finger doesnt scare me

And Ive got a real gun! Hands up. That Cookie is mine. My Cookie

I use my secret superpower of invisiblity to sneak past and steal your gun, unzip your trousers and steal the cookie!

Just as you see me again you're unable to catch me, running after the cookie like a baby penguin with your trousers around your ankles!

MY COOKIE!

pull ur trousers down and Rob the cookie while ur getting urself redressed..

Cookies mine now

Im sorry we seem to have more than one person waddling around with trousers down now

Watch rubadubdub taken into custody, caught red handed in the other thread with stolen goods... As they cuff her, I grab the falling cookie...

Cookie's mine now!

While you eyes are fixated on Rubadub , i grab the cookie and make a run for it , my car is close by , shouting the cookie is mine ,

Mrs crazy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"While you eyes are fixated on Rubadub , i grab the cookie and make a run for it , my car is close by , shouting the cookie is mine ,

Mrs crazy

I jump in the Batmobile and speed after you! Using the grappling hook to snatch the cookie out of your hands and speed away

MY COOKIE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think I'll create a diversion with some smaller cookies left on the table and take the big one ye will never know.

Cookies Mine Now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"While you eyes are fixated on Rubadub , i grab the cookie and make a run for it , my car is close by , shouting the cookie is mine ,

Mrs crazy

I jump in the Batmobile and speed after you! Using the grappling hook to snatch the cookie out of your hands and speed away

MY COOKIE! "

Batmobile is now about 50yra old and has broken down. Cookie left unattended on the passenger seat. The Cookie is mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"While you eyes are fixated on Rubadub , i grab the cookie and make a run for it , my car is close by , shouting the cookie is mine ,

Mrs crazy

I jump in the Batmobile and speed after you! Using the grappling hook to snatch the cookie out of your hands and speed away

MY COOKIE!

Batmobile is now about 50yra old and has broken down. Cookie left unattended on the passenger seat. The Cookie is mine"
Ur stealing the wrong cookie cause I allready stole it from Pete

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

"While you eyes are fixated on Rubadub , i grab the cookie and make a run for it , my car is close by , shouting the cookie is mine ,

Mrs crazy

I jump in the Batmobile and speed after you! Using the grappling hook to snatch the cookie out of your hands and speed away

MY COOKIE!

Batmobile is now about 50yra old and has broken down. Cookie left unattended on the passenger seat. The Cookie is mineUr stealing the wrong cookie cause I allready stole it from Pete

While ye squabble over which cookie is the right cookie I grab them all...

Cookies are mine now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the cookie is fast becoming a smushed, crushed, melted chocolatey mess and everyone is covered in bits of it.

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By *issusWoman over a year ago

Belfast

I bake a batch of 6 fresh yummy cookies.

They're on a silver tray. First 6 people to reply to this comment gets a cookie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cookie for me

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

And me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yay!

I'll wait until they're all dished out before I steal them all

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

"the cookie is fast becoming a smushed, crushed, melted chocolatey mess and everyone is covered in bits of it. "

Is that a metaphor for the swinging fatigue on this site ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bake a batch of 6 fresh yummy cookies.

They're on a silver tray. First 6 people to reply to this comment gets a cookie

Keep one for me I'm in belfast on Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the cookie is fast becoming a smushed, crushed, melted chocolatey mess and everyone is covered in bits of it.

Is that a metaphor for the swinging fatigue on this site ? "

Eh Nooo... we've established I have a food fetish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the cookie is fast becoming a smushed, crushed, melted chocolatey mess and everyone is covered in bits of it.

Is that a metaphor for the swinging fatigue on this site ?

Eh Nooo... we've established I have a food fetish

Ok new idea for a social. It's gonna involve alot if food play

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the cookie is fast becoming a smushed, crushed, melted chocolatey mess and everyone is covered in bits of it.

Is that a metaphor for the swinging fatigue on this site ?

Eh Nooo... we've established I have a food fetish

Ok new idea for a social. It's gonna involve alot if food play"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Right so!

Whilst the aforementioned five are thanking the kindhearted baker I tie all their shoe laces together and steal all the cookies!

MY COOKIES!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right so!

Whilst the aforementioned five are thanking the kindhearted baker I tie all their shoe laces together and steal all the cookies!

MY COOKIES!"

Boom..... I knew it would be you to fall for it. My Friend, you just stole "the soggy biscuit"

The real cookie is safe and sound in my possession and the cookie is still Mine

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By *issusWoman over a year ago

Belfast

"the cookie is fast becoming a smushed, crushed, melted chocolatey mess and everyone is covered in bits of it.

Is that a metaphor for the swinging fatigue on this site ?

Eh Nooo... we've established I have a food fetish

Ok new idea for a social. It's gonna involve alot if food play"

You might be amazed how much attention I pay to food that we serve at our m&g's (mrsRight)

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By *issusWoman over a year ago

Belfast

"I bake a batch of 6 fresh yummy cookies.

They're on a silver tray. First 6 people to reply to this comment gets a cookie

Keep one for me I'm in belfast on Saturday "

White choc, triple choc, double choc, or choc chip?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the cookie is fast becoming a smushed, crushed, melted chocolatey mess and everyone is covered in bits of it.

Is that a metaphor for the swinging fatigue on this site ?

Eh Nooo... we've established I have a food fetish

Ok new idea for a social. It's gonna involve alot if food play

You might be amazed how much attention I pay to food that we serve at our m&g's (mrsRight) "

woo hoo

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"the cookie is fast becoming a smushed, crushed, melted chocolatey mess and everyone is covered in bits of it.

Is that a metaphor for the swinging fatigue on this site ?

Eh Nooo... we've established I have a food fetish

Ok new idea for a social. It's gonna involve alot if food play

You might be amazed how much attention I pay to food that we serve at our m&g's (mrsRight) "

Can I bring the Krispy kreme sharing box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bake a batch of 6 fresh yummy cookies.

They're on a silver tray. First 6 people to reply to this comment gets a cookie

Keep one for me I'm in belfast on Saturday

White choc, triple choc, double choc, or choc chip? "

Oh one of each I'm greedy

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

"the cookie is fast becoming a smushed, crushed, melted chocolatey mess and everyone is covered in bits of it.

Is that a metaphor for the swinging fatigue on this site ?

Eh Nooo... we've established I have a food fetish

Ok new idea for a social. It's gonna involve alot if food play

You might be amazed how much attention I pay to food that we serve at our m&g's (mrsRight)

woo hoo

I bake a chocolate orange Cointreau bombé placing it on the table by your cookie and as you salivate I steal the cookie and a kiss

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By *issusWoman over a year ago

Belfast

"the cookie is fast becoming a smushed, crushed, melted chocolatey mess and everyone is covered in bits of it.

Is that a metaphor for the swinging fatigue on this site ?

Eh Nooo... we've established I have a food fetish

Ok new idea for a social. It's gonna involve alot if food play

You might be amazed how much attention I pay to food that we serve at our m&g's (mrsRight)

Can I bring the Krispy kreme sharing box "
Absolutely!

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By *issusWoman over a year ago

Belfast

"I bake a batch of 6 fresh yummy cookies.

They're on a silver tray. First 6 people to reply to this comment gets a cookie

Keep one for me I'm in belfast on Saturday

White choc, triple choc, double choc, or choc chip?

Oh one of each I'm greedy

Will do!

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By *issusWoman over a year ago

Belfast

"the cookie is fast becoming a smushed, crushed, melted chocolatey mess and everyone is covered in bits of it.

Is that a metaphor for the swinging fatigue on this site ?

Eh Nooo... we've established I have a food fetish

Ok new idea for a social. It's gonna involve alot if food play

You might be amazed how much attention I pay to food that we serve at our m&g's (mrsRight)

woo hoo

I bake a chocolate orange Cointreau bombé placing it on the table by your cookie and as you salivate I steal the cookie and a kiss"

I throw beef mince at a wall, stomp on it when it hits the ground, boil it together with spuds, mash it all up and call it a cottage pie.

As you stare in amazement, I grab the cookie and run off to the sunset.

My cookie!

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By *ebel_LionMan over a year ago

cork

i pick up the cottage pie, shape it into a boomerang and take aim. it whips the cookie out of your hand and brings it to me....

MY COOKIE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i pick up the cottage pie, shape it into a boomerang and take aim. it whips the cookie out of your hand and brings it to me....

MY COOKIE"

While you're skipping down the road whistling a tune, I've donned my blue muppet costume and jump out at you. With a fright you drop the cookie and I catch it in my fluffy hand...COOOOKKIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds like you've rushed your move and fluffed it. The cookie is flying through the air. Thankfully Im still sober enough to have lightning quick reflexes.

I catch the cookie. My Cookie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds like you've rushed your move and fluffed it. The cookie is flying through the air. Thankfully Im still sober enough to have lightning quick reflexes.

I catch the cookie. My Cookie"

Oooohhhh it's you.... What's that you're holding.

Wait... I just wanna talk. Ya see, there's something ive been meaning to say to you and , well..... Boom, pillow case over the head , spin you around 6 times and cookie is nicked. My Cookie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds like you've rushed your move and fluffed it. The cookie is flying through the air. Thankfully Im still sober enough to have lightning quick reflexes.

I catch the cookie. My Cookie

Oooohhhh it's you.... What's that you're holding.

Wait... I just wanna talk. Ya see, there's something ive been meaning to say to you and , well..... Boom, pillow case over the head , spin you around 6 times and cookie is nicked. My Cookie"

Im down, Im dizzy..

I think, you win

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

How did this thread get over a hundred comments ?

It’s ludicrous !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How did this thread get over a hundred comments ?

It’s ludicrous !!"

Tuesday was a long boring day for me haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How did this thread get over a hundred comments ?

It’s ludicrous !!"

You answered your own question there

Ludicrous definition is - amusing through obvious absurdity, incongruity, exaggeration, or eccentricity.

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"Sounds like you've rushed your move and fluffed it. The cookie is flying through the air. Thankfully Im still sober enough to have lightning quick reflexes.

I catch the cookie. My Cookie

Oooohhhh it's you.... What's that you're holding.

Wait... I just wanna talk. Ya see, there's something ive been meaning to say to you and , well..... Boom, pillow case over the head , spin you around 6 times and cookie is nicked. My Cookie"

Pull those lips over your head so you can't breathe

In the panic you drop the cookie and i catch it

My cookie

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

"How did this thread get over a hundred comments ?

It’s ludicrous !!

You answered your own question there

Ludicrous definition is - amusing through obvious absurdity, incongruity, exaggeration, or eccentricity.

It captured the zeitgeist I think . Interesting how many people on other threads saying they need the escapism .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds like you've rushed your move and fluffed it. The cookie is flying through the air. Thankfully Im still sober enough to have lightning quick reflexes.

I catch the cookie. My Cookie

Oooohhhh it's you.... What's that you're holding.

Wait... I just wanna talk. Ya see, there's something ive been meaning to say to you and , well..... Boom, pillow case over the head , spin you around 6 times and cookie is nicked. My Cookie

Pull those lips over your head so you can't breathe

In the panic you drop the cookie and i catch it

My cookie "

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

Throws a petrol bomb in your general direction, you're suitably distracted. MY COOKIEEEEEEE!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pull those lips over your head so you can't breathe

In the panic you drop the cookie and i catch it

My cookie"

I get my trained helper monkey, Sebastian, to nimbly retrieve the cookie from you and bring it to me!

MY COOKIE!

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

They no longer have the cookie, too slow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They no longer have the cookie, too slow"

Awk but Sebastian was just a decoy! All the while Justin, the trained alpaca, has snatched the cookie from your back pocket!

MY COOKIE!

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"They no longer have the cookie, too slow

Awk but Sebastian was just a decoy! All the while Justin, the trained alpaca, has snatched the cookie from your back pocket!

MY COOKIE! "

Quickly bakes some giant clay cookies in puppy shape and passes them to Pete.....

The cookie is mine now

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By *imonlebangMan over a year ago

Casa Lebang Bang

I think a comment on the scent of perfume or aftershave followed by a guess to the name of it ....leading to laughter and distraction where the cookie has gone

"It's called come to me...does it smell like cum to you"

MY COOKIE ??

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I think a comment on the scent of perfume or aftershave followed by a guess to the name of it ....leading to laughter and distraction where the cookie has gone

"It's called come to me...does it smell like cum to you"

MY COOKIE ??"

Drops the cookie to punch me after I tell him that Spandau Ballet were a better band

I grab it and run

My cookie

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"I think a comment on the scent of perfume or aftershave followed by a guess to the name of it ....leading to laughter and distraction where the cookie has gone

"It's called come to me...does it smell like cum to you"

MY COOKIE ??

Drops the cookie to punch me after I tell him that Spandau Ballet were a better band

I grab it and run

My cookie "

Watches him running towards her, sticks her leg out, watches him fall and steals the cookie

Cookie is mine

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"I think a comment on the scent of perfume or aftershave followed by a guess to the name of it ....leading to laughter and distraction where the cookie has gone

"It's called come to me...does it smell like cum to you"

MY COOKIE ??

Drops the cookie to punch me after I tell him that Spandau Ballet were a better band

I grab it and run

My cookie

Watches him running towards her, sticks her leg out, watches him fall and steals the cookie

Cookie is mine "

Handcuffs her, blindfolds her, starts to have explicit thou.....oh fuck wait......my cookie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think a comment on the scent of perfume or aftershave followed by a guess to the name of it ....leading to laughter and distraction where the cookie has gone

"It's called come to me...does it smell like cum to you"

MY COOKIE ??

Drops the cookie to punch me after I tell him that Spandau Ballet were a better band

I grab it and run

My cookie

Watches him running towards her, sticks her leg out, watches him fall and steals the cookie

Cookie is mine

Handcuffs her, blindfolds her, starts to have explicit thou.....oh fuck wait......my cookie "

I take over where he left off. I'm not leaving this for a cookie

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"I think a comment on the scent of perfume or aftershave followed by a guess to the name of it ....leading to laughter and distraction where the cookie has gone

"It's called come to me...does it smell like cum to you"

MY COOKIE ??

Drops the cookie to punch me after I tell him that Spandau Ballet were a better band

I grab it and run

My cookie

Watches him running towards her, sticks her leg out, watches him fall and steals the cookie

Cookie is mine

Handcuffs her, blindfolds her, starts to have explicit thou.....oh fuck wait......my cookie

I take over where he left off. I'm not leaving this for a cookie

Point taken, screw the cookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Point taken, screw the cookie"

I gently tip-toe over the game of naked twister and steal the cookie from the back pocket of the jeans thrown over the lamp!

MY COOKIE!

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Point taken, screw the cookie

I gently tip-toe over the game of naked twister and steal the cookie from the back pocket of the jeans thrown over the lamp!

MY COOKIE! "

Asks Mr panther if he knows what the time is, and while he is looking at his watch and saying "yes", Kato does a surprise karate chop from behind and the cookie drops into the palm of my hand, with which I abscond on a Vespa motorbike with an evil laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Asks Mr panther if he knows what the time is, and while he is looking at his watch and saying "yes", Kato does a surprise karate chop from behind and the cookie drops into the palm of my hand, with which I abscond on a Vespa motorbike with an evil laugh"

I use my sonar ability to communicate with the ocean's dolphins who create an oncoming tsunami that wipes your motorbike out whilst drifting the cookie safely back to my feet

MY COOKIE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I use my sonar ability to communicate with the ocean's dolphins who create an oncoming tsunami that wipes your motorbike out whilst drifting the cookie safely back to my feet

MY COOKIE! "

Wave a white flag of defeat grab the cookie and eat it in one go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I use my sonar ability to communicate with the ocean's dolphins who create an oncoming tsunami that wipes your motorbike out whilst drifting the cookie safely back to my feet

MY COOKIE!

Wave a white flag of defeat grab the cookie and eat it in one go

Spotting you choking my first aid training kicks in, I quickly fold you over the back of a chair and slap you firmly, dislodging the cookie.

Its now on the seat. Any takers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I use my sonar ability to communicate with the ocean's dolphins who create an oncoming tsunami that wipes your motorbike out whilst drifting the cookie safely back to my feet

MY COOKIE!

Wave a white flag of defeat grab the cookie and eat it in one go

Spotting you choking my first aid training kicks in, I quickly fold you over the back of a chair and slap you firmly, dislodging the cookie.

Its now on the seat. Any takers

Me or the cookie lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I use my sonar ability to communicate with the ocean's dolphins who create an oncoming tsunami that wipes your motorbike out whilst drifting the cookie safely back to my feet

MY COOKIE!

Wave a white flag of defeat grab the cookie and eat it in one go

Spotting you choking my first aid training kicks in, I quickly fold you over the back of a chair and slap you firmly, dislodging the cookie.

Its now on the seat. Any takers

Me or the cookie lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I hop in my DoLorean, turn on the flux capacitor, get it up to 88mph and travel back in time to when the cookies were on the silver tray and steal them all for a second time!

MY COOKIES!

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"I hop in my DoLorean, turn on the flux capacitor, get it up to 88mph and travel back in time to when the cookies were on the silver tray and steal them all for a second time!

MY COOKIES! "

Sends in a flock of sheep to cause havoc in the time travelling and steals all the cookies.

Mine cookies all mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look, a ball in the air, competitive people cant resist chasing it.

Clever me, I spy untended Cookies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I grab the ball, paint a litte face on it and introduce you to one another!

Your eyes meet and the chemistry is electric! After months of dating you get engaged and invite everyone to the wedding! As you walk down the aisle, I snatch the cookie from you and leave in the priest's minivan!

MY COOKIE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I snatch Rubs precious flash she trades the cookie for her flash

My cookie.... haha cya later suckers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aw Pete you got leap frogged unlucky bud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aw Pete you got leap frogged unlucky bud"

Texes look boobies

My cookie

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Aw Pete you got leap frogged unlucky bud

Texes look boobies

My cookie "

Oh look lots of cake.......

Steals the cookie and hides behind the curtains

My cookie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aw Pete you got leap frogged unlucky bud

Texes look boobies

My cookie

Oh look lots of cake.......

Steals the cookie and hides behind the curtains

My cookie

I burst through the doors dressed as a fireman with my big hose in my hands and you literally slip in your own juices just looking at me. I lean over to help you up but yoink, My cookie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aw Pete you got leap frogged unlucky bud

Texes look boobies

My cookie

Oh look lots of cake.......

Steals the cookie and hides behind the curtains

My cookie

I burst through the doors dressed as a fireman with my big hose in my hands and you literally slip in your own juices just looking at me. I lean over to help you up but yoink, My cookie"

Bastid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aw Pete you got leap frogged unlucky bud

Texes look boobies

My cookie

Oh look lots of cake.......

Steals the cookie and hides behind the curtains

My cookie

I burst through the doors dressed as a fireman with my big hose in my hands and you literally slip in your own juices just looking at me. I lean over to help you up but yoink, My cookie

Bastid

A fight breaks out over name-calling, everyone is slipping on the wet floor, wet people pile-up, only nimble Rubs keeps her footing and finds the cookie within the melee.... My Cookie

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"Aw Pete you got leap frogged unlucky bud

Texes look boobies

My cookie

Oh look lots of cake.......

Steals the cookie and hides behind the curtains

My cookie

I burst through the doors dressed as a fireman with my big hose in my hands and you literally slip in your own juices just looking at me. I lean over to help you up but yoink, My cookie

Bastid

A fight breaks out over name-calling, everyone is slipping on the wet floor, wet people pile-up, only nimble Rubs keeps her footing and finds the cookie within the melee.... My Cookie

Rushes into room in non slip work boots ,reminds Rubs that she allergic to the cookie and she cant eat it anyway

She throws the cookie away in disgust ,I catch it and leggit

My Cookie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aw Pete you got leap frogged unlucky bud

Texes look boobies

My cookie

Oh look lots of cake.......

Steals the cookie and hides behind the curtains

My cookie

I burst through the doors dressed as a fireman with my big hose in my hands and you literally slip in your own juices just looking at me. I lean over to help you up but yoink, My cookie

Bastid

A fight breaks out over name-calling, everyone is slipping on the wet floor, wet people pile-up, only nimble Rubs keeps her footing and finds the cookie within the melee.... My Cookie

Rushes into room in non slip work boots ,reminds Rubs that she allergic to the cookie and she cant eat it anyway

She throws the cookie away in disgust ,I catch it and leggit

My Cookie "

I chase you in my unicorn outfit and you fall over from laughing too much. I grab the cookie and skip off into the sunset my cookie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aw Pete you got leap frogged unlucky bud

Texes look boobies

My cookie

Oh look lots of cake.......

Steals the cookie and hides behind the curtains

My cookie

I burst through the doors dressed as a fireman with my big hose in my hands and you literally slip in your own juices just looking at me. I lean over to help you up but yoink, My cookie

Bastid

A fight breaks out over name-calling, everyone is slipping on the wet floor, wet people pile-up, only nimble Rubs keeps her footing and finds the cookie within the melee.... My Cookie

Rushes into room in non slip work boots ,reminds Rubs that she allergic to the cookie and she cant eat it anyway

She throws the cookie away in disgust ,I catch it and leggit

My Cookie "

Oh Bog what a fool am I, you are right, ive been tearing around after a cookie I cant even eat. My Cookie

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By *ollypop9Woman over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

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By *ollypop9Woman over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

Waits till everyone on this thread are finally asleep. Sneaks the cookie and moves back to Germany.

Releases book called : Mein Keks

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By *asual777Man over a year ago

i travel all over

"Waits till everyone on this thread are finally asleep. Sneaks the cookie and moves back to Germany.

Releases book called : Mein Keks"

Had no idea you’re German actually !

Decides the only way to get the cookie back is to fly to Germany , and to pretend that he is massively into poetry . Makes up a cock and bull story about a troubled childhood , and reads lolly Philip larkins’ they fuck you up your mom and dad (this be the verse) poem. Lolly becomes emotional upon hearing the line

They fill you with the faults they had

And add some extra, just for you.

And this is casual’s opportunity to steal the cookie . Runs off , victorious , leaving his phone number behind , but secure that even if he doesn’t get the call the cookie is enough , for now

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Waits till everyone on this thread are finally asleep. Sneaks the cookie and moves back to Germany.

Releases book called : Mein Keks

Had no idea you’re German actually !

They fill you with the faults they had

And add some extra, just for you.

And this is casual’s opportunity to steal the cookie . Runs off , victorious , leaving his phone number behind , but secure that even if he doesn’t get the call the cookie is enough , for now "

Waits at security in the airport and informs them that casual is a well known Irish thief and smuggler and has a very precious item on his person.. ..

When he gets stopped for his strip search I swipe the cookie, knowing he is going to have plenty fun as it is.....

The cookie is all mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Waits till everyone on this thread are finally asleep. Sneaks the cookie and moves back to Germany.

Releases book called : Mein Keks

Had no idea you’re German actually !

They fill you with the faults they had

And add some extra, just for you.

And this is casual’s opportunity to steal the cookie . Runs off , victorious , leaving his phone number behind , but secure that even if he doesn’t get the call the cookie is enough , for now

Waits at security in the airport and informs them that casual is a well known Irish thief and smuggler and has a very precious item on his person.. ..

When he gets stopped for his strip search I swipe the cookie, knowing he is going to have plenty fun as it is.....

The cookie is all mine

While you are standing, perving over the strip search you have failed to notice that I have been following the cookie the while time. I'm not even gonna tell you how I got it but Boom, my cookie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Waits till everyone on this thread are finally asleep. Sneaks the cookie and moves back to Germany.

Releases book called : Mein Keks

Had no idea you’re German actually !

They fill you with the faults they had

And add some extra, just for you.

And this is casual’s opportunity to steal the cookie . Runs off , victorious , leaving his phone number behind , but secure that even if he doesn’t get the call the cookie is enough , for now

Waits at security in the airport and informs them that casual is a well known Irish thief and smuggler and has a very precious item on his person.. ..

When he gets stopped for his strip search I swipe the cookie, knowing he is going to have plenty fun as it is.....

The cookie is all mine

While you are standing, perving over the strip search you have failed to notice that I have been following the cookie the while time. I'm not even gonna tell you how I got it but Boom, my cookie"

Silly man tries to escape on the wrong elevator, he's not getting away that easily and I await his return like a spider in a web. His laces get trapped, he falls flat and I save the cookie instead. Sorry Dadbod - priorities

My Cookie!!

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

I explain the angry pirate to her and as she's laughing I make off with what is now my cookie

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By *ollypop9Woman over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

You can keep that cookie, as it's not the original. I'm not a wanted German criminal mastermind for no reason.

On arrival I immediately got a copy made and the original is still safe and sound in my safe here in Germany.

Still, Mein Keks !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I evade Interpol and sneak into Germany, taking back the cookie until I'm captured by enemy forces who separate the two of us!

Years pass as the cookie and I are forced into a POW camp, enduring hardship after hardship.

Finally, we plot our escape by challenging the guards to a game of football with the other prisoners, and Sylvester Stallone, where we are helped to freedom during a mass pitch invasion! Our years in the camp have changed us, we're both different people...and cookies.

We make our escape back home via the Orient Express to begin our new lives together!

MY, GLUTTEN-FREE, COOKIE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I evade Interpol and sneak into Germany, taking back the cookie until I'm captured by enemy forces who separate the two of us!

Years pass as the cookie and I are forced into a POW camp, enduring hardship after hardship.

We make our escape back home via the Orient Express to begin our new lives together!

MY, GLUTTEN-FREE, COOKIE! "

To be honest it didn't take me long at all to find you using the gps tracker I earlier planted in the cookie and now as you suddenly start passing out you realize what has happened. Yes I've poisoned you and yes, that is My cookie in my hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I evade Interpol and sneak into Germany, taking back the cookie until I'm captured by enemy forces who separate the two of us!

Years pass as the cookie and I are forced into a POW camp, enduring hardship after hardship.

We make our escape back home via the Orient Express to begin our new lives together!

MY, GLUTTEN-FREE, COOKIE!

I want that cookie, i want it I want it I want it. Throwing myself at you in a hangry meltdown the kindness in you makes you weaken your resolve.. You give me a cuddle and you give me the Cookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Having spent what seems like an eternity in the bathroom, and losing what seems like 90% of my body weight, I rid myself of the poison!

I use my Predator-esque thermal vision to detect the cuddling bodies before storming in to steal the cookie, jumping out of the window and performing a flawless shoulder roll to safety in one swift motion!

MY COOKIE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having spent what seems like an eternity in the bathroom, and losing what seems like 90% of my body weight, I rid myself of the poison!

MY COOKIE! "

Noooooo you took the Cookie and with it you caused my RubaDub to leave me with a little unsolved problem.....to be continued

Now I'm coming for my cookie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having spent what seems like an eternity in the bathroom, and losing what seems like 90% of my body weight, I rid myself of the poison!

MY COOKIE! "

You cant shoulder roll and you know it!

Stepping neatly over the crumpled Pete in a heap of pain and broken bones I take the amazingly still intact Cookie and saunter happily off into the sunset

Me and My Cookie

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By *ollypop9Woman over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

After travelling through the Quantum realm and recovering all the infinity cookies and placing them into a gauntlet, I undo all actions which have taken place so far.

I'm going to Pete's place, give him the night of his dreams and in the morning we both share the cookie.

Can't talk, mouth full !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After travelling through the Quantum realm and recovering all the infinity cookies and placing them into a gauntlet, I undo all actions which have taken place so far.

I'm going to Pete's place, give him the night of his dreams and in the morning we both share the cookie.

Can't talk, mouth full !

Damn

.. great mic drop..

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"After travelling through the Quantum realm and recovering all the infinity cookies and placing them into a gauntlet, I undo all actions which have taken place so far.

I'm going to Pete's place, give him the night of his dreams and in the morning we both share the cookie.

Can't talk, mouth full !

I am Ironman..snap my fingers using the real infinity stones so that I can control time to go back to when your eyes closed kissing Pete hello and robbed the cookie

My cookie

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By *ollypop9Woman over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

"After travelling through the Quantum realm and recovering all the infinity cookies and placing them into a gauntlet, I undo all actions which have taken place so far.

I'm going to Pete's place, give him the night of his dreams and in the morning we both share the cookie.

Can't talk, mouth full !

I am Ironman..snap my fingers using the real infinity stones so that I can control time to go back to when your eyes closed kissing Pete hello and robbed the cookie

My cookie "

You obviously forgot how that movie ends and now you are lying there and I'm taking the cookie.

Still German, still evil.

My cookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone wakes up from their Inception-like dream state when they suddenly realise they've never truly had the cookie!

I sit and observe everyone coming to this realisation as I pour a glass of milk, seeing the end is near!

MY COOKIE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The end is near?! Rubs cant help singing

"For what is a man, what has he got?

If not himself, then he has naught

To say the things he truly feels

And not the words of one who kneels

The record shows I took the blows

And did it my way"

Epic tune, the Cookie thieves are distracted by the uncanny impersonation of Frank Sinatra..

and using the honey trap, I get the Cookie x

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By *ollypop9Woman over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

"The end is near?! Rubs cant help singing

"For what is a man, what has he got?

If not himself, then he has naught

To say the things he truly feels

And not the words of one who kneels

The record shows I took the blows

And did it my way"

Epic tune, the Cookie thieves are distracted by the uncanny impersonation of Frank Sinatra..

and using the honey trap, I get the Cookie x"

In swoops Simon Cowell, offering Rubs a record deal.

Whilst she signs the paperwork, in swoops the German and steals back the cookie.

My cookie !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The end is near?! Rubs cant help singing

"For what is a man, what has he got?

If not himself, then he has naught

To say the things he truly feels

And not the words of one who kneels

The record shows I took the blows

And did it my way"

Epic tune, the Cookie thieves are distracted by the uncanny impersonation of Frank Sinatra..

and using the honey trap, I get the Cookie x

In swoops Simon Cowell, offering Rubs a record deal.

Whilst she signs the paperwork, in swoops the German and steals back the cookie.

My cookie !!!"

Here comes dadbod again, John MaClane style, white vest and all and takes down the evil German

He takes the cookie and shouts yippee ki yay motherf$&kers

My Cookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I reveal my true identity... Simon Peter-Gruber, Hans' brother!

I'm out for revenge on John McClane for dropping my brother from the top of Nakatomi Plaza!

I steal back the cookie and make a getaway alongside all the gold in Fort Knox!

MY COOKIE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I reveal my true identity... Simon Peter-Gruber, Hans' brother!

I'm out for revenge on John McClane for dropping my brother from the top of Nakatomi Plaza!

I steal back the cookie and make a getaway alongside all the gold in Fort Knox!

MY COOKIE! "

The weight of all the gold means you cant make haste your escape, I catch you easily as I walk my geriatric dog, who's tail wagging provides an easy distraction.

Not to mention my bosom in a low cut top

That cookie is easy pickings... My Cookie

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By *ollypop9Woman over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

I'm John McClanes long suffering wife.

I stop you in your tracks and involve you in a deep conversation about geriatric dogs. Swooping the cookie easily.

John, you are going to be home for Christmas this year !!!

And it can be Our Cookie !

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm John McClanes long suffering wife.

I stop you in your tracks and involve you in a deep conversation about geriatric dogs. Swooping the cookie easily.

John, you are going to be home for Christmas this year !!!

And it can be Our Cookie !"

If Hans Grubers wife thinks she got away with the cookie pretending to be Holly McClane she has another thing coming

While your not looking and wrapping a blanket around john I run in ,grab the cookie and drive off in one of the many ambulances left with the keys in the ignition

My cookie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm John McClanes long suffering wife.

I stop you in your tracks and involve you in a deep conversation about geriatric dogs. Swooping the cookie easily.

John, you are going to be home for Christmas this year !!!

And it can be Our Cookie !

If Hans Grubers wife thinks she got away with the cookie pretending to be Holly McClane she has another thing coming

While your not looking and wrapping a blanket around john I run in ,grab the cookie and drive off in one of the many ambulances left with the keys in the ignition

My cookie "

171 posts, the cookie is anyones, I cant back off now. Dressing up in my police uniform, with emergency light on my car I chase down the ambulance and block you off on the motorway.

Rubber neckers cause a pile up. Real ambulances and police are coming, I can hear the sirens wail. I grab the cookie and take off through the fields shedding my fake outfit as I go so I cant be implicated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That cookie looked pretty tasty at the start but.. its passed through a lot of hands now at this stage and there's still a lot of ppl not washing their hands. I reckon that cookie could have a new strain of covid by now. Where my hazmat suit ? I'm not so sure anymore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That cookie looked pretty tasty at the start but.. its passed through a lot of hands now at this stage and there's still a lot of ppl not washing their hands. I reckon that cookie could have a new strain of covid by now. Where my hazmat suit ? I'm not so sure anymore"

Its the winning that counts at this stage Tex... My cookie

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By *ast_jjMan over a year ago

Dublin and London

Its the winning that counts at this stage Tex... My cookie"
I offered her a brand new HB pencil and the cookie is now MY COOKIE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

As the dust begins to settle after the epic battle for the coveted cookie, Mast_jj sits victorious atop his throne!

Laughing at how easy it was to steal the cookie and reign victorious, he orders his servants to keep guard for anyone who dare try to steal it back!

Suddenly.... An eerie calm descends upon the place... The fog settles upon the moat outside of Mast's domain! When a lone person emerges from the water! Like a phoenix rising from Arizona... It's me!

I don my warpaint and head for the throne! Taking out the guards one by one with Cyndi Lauper's 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' echoing in my own head.

As I reach his lair, Mast is seen shaking like a leaf clutching his beloved cookie! I walk towards him with my hand outretched, offering a peaceful end to the war... He begrudgingly accepts.

"You won't get away with this!!" he shouts as his voice cracks

"...I already did"

MY COOKIE!!

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