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lil monday morn song for the ladies lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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SING IT GIRLS!! At first i was afraid, I was petrified! When you said you had 10 inches, Lord i almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that i grew strong and knew that i could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me French Fry! I sh
ould have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream! Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans! Go on now-Go, walk out the door, don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't find you out? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count? I will survive! I will survive! As long as I have batteries, my sex life's going to thrive! I will always have a good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive, Hey Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"SING IT GIRLS!! At first i was afraid, I was petrified! When you said you had 10 inches, Lord i almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that i grew strong and knew that i could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me French Fry! I sh
ould have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream! Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans! Go on now-Go, walk out the door, don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't find you out? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count? I will survive! I will survive! As long as I have batteries, my sex life's going to thrive! I will always have a good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive, Hey Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! lol "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well done Ty fancy a bag of fries and not mc donalds home cut thick and juicy  "
as i,m a bit peckish thick and juicy perleaseeeeeee and thank you lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Great! Just as well I didn't read it this morning or I'd have been singing in the office all day ha ha"
keep it for tommorrow lol have to say i hummed the tune a few times today myself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ty that's fantastic. Did you put that together?
Next we need to see you perform it. "
i could take the credit but i,m not that witty on a monday morn lol but i,ll perform it spmetime for ya no bother at all lol |
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