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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When innocent everyday things become sexually loaded, and your mind is polluted
I needed a Shoe Horn to get my new runners on. Could I ask the staff with a straight face if they had a shoe horn? No I couldnt   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a fruit and veg van that I see all the time. It's called Doyle Veg Preparation with DVP in big letters . I doubt they are aware of Double Vaginal Penetration! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's a fruit and veg van that I see all the time. It's called Doyle Veg Preparation with DVP in big letters . I doubt they are aware of Double Vaginal Penetration! "
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"There's a fruit and veg van that I see all the time. It's called Doyle Veg Preparation with DVP in big letters . I doubt they are aware of Double Vaginal Penetration! "
I've worked there ....closest i ever got |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a fruit and veg van that I see all the time. It's called Doyle Veg Preparation with DVP in big letters . I doubt they are aware of Double Vaginal Penetration!
I've worked there ....closest i ever got "
Please tell me you used to have a DVP business card! |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"There's a fruit and veg van that I see all the time. It's called Doyle Veg Preparation with DVP in big letters . I doubt they are aware of Double Vaginal Penetration!
I've worked there ....closest i ever got
Please tell me you used to have a DVP business card!"
Pm sent |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"There's a pub i pass a few evenings a week just outside of town called The Fighting Cocks always makes me Laugh
I wonder does it sell pints of Nobgobbler "
They have there own cock liquor i here it's quite thick and creamy |
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"There's a pub i pass a few evenings a week just outside of town called The Fighting Cocks always makes me Laugh "
I know this pub and nearly crashed the 1st time I passed I laughed so hard. And phone calls around there are great fun....." Where are you now ? Just at the fighting cocks !! The what ???? lol |
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By *issusWoman
over a year ago
Belfast |
There's a huge billboard near where I live with huge pink VAG letters on it.
I genuinely don't know what that business sells or does. That huge pink VAG takes my attention away from the rest of the billboard  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"There's a huge billboard near where I live with huge pink VAG letters on it.
I genuinely don't know what that business sells or does. That huge pink VAG takes my attention away from the rest of the billboard "
Ya can't beat a pink VAG all the same ....I'd imagine a few near misses at that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a fruit and veg van that I see all the time. It's called Doyle Veg Preparation with DVP in big letters . I doubt they are aware of Double Vaginal Penetration! "
This is epic! Haha. Mrs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a pub i pass a few evenings a week just outside of town called The Fighting Cocks always makes me Laugh "
Done so.e serious sessions in there over the years.  |
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
dublin |
"There's a boutique hotel in Dublin called 'The Wilder' that always makes me smile when I pass it 
Always makes me think of you "
I took a selfie outside it once. The sign is illuminated and so the selfie came out badly. I need to take one in daylight sometime .
I've been told it's very nice inside... The hotel that is, not me, I'm filthy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have an abbreviation in work for a product called “MMF” which to the normal brain stands for “monthly management fee”"
We’ve one for the FMF… full monthly fee…
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a problem with my `virgin` media `box`... So I had to ring them & yup a guy with a hot sexy voice answered...
Convo was normal at first as I told him the prob as we both trouble shooted...with him giving me directions as to what to enter digitally into said `box`...
Long story short he concluded that I "needed a new box" & used my first name while saying so. The fker said it repeatedly till we both just got a fit of uncontrollable laughing...doesn't seem that funny now but it was at the time...phone call lasted a good hour   
With other sexual inuendos thrown in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a problem with my `virgin` media `box`... So I had to ring them & yup a guy with a hot sexy voice answered...
Convo was normal at first as I told him the prob as we both trouble shooted...with him giving me directions as to what to enter digitally into said `box`...
Long story short he concluded that I "needed a new box" & used my first name while saying so. The fker said it repeatedly till we both just got a fit of uncontrollable laughing...doesn't seem that funny now but it was at the time...phone call lasted a good hour
With other sexual inuendos thrown in"
Brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a problem with my `virgin` media `box`... So I had to ring them & yup a guy with a hot sexy voice answered...
Convo was normal at first as I told him the prob as we both trouble shooted...with him giving me directions as to what to enter digitally into said `box`...
Long story short he concluded that I "needed a new box" & used my first name while saying so. The fker said it repeatedly till we both just got a fit of uncontrollable laughing...doesn't seem that funny now but it was at the time...phone call lasted a good hour
With other sexual inuendos thrown in"
lol!! cracking up here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 13/09/21 19:49:35]"
There's a plumbing company where I live & it's called `Hole Master`... 
Every time I see their van I say WTF...too funny...They have to have chosen that name deliberately `Hole Masters` & yes it's written largely in Caps on their van |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 13/09/21 19:49:35]
There's a plumbing company where I live & it's called `Hole Master`...
Every time I see their van I say WTF...too funny...They have to have chosen that name deliberately `Hole Masters` & yes it's written largely in Caps on their van "
*Hole Masters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That ad on radio for further education everytime I hear "fet" I just think such an unfortunate word hate to imagine what comes up.on Google for fet education |
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