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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My first ever sexual partner & my first "real" boyfriend - we were only 18/19 at the time - asked me to talk dirty to him one night. I did and he laughed at me. I was absolutely mortified and it's still something which I struggle with 30 odd years later 
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over a year ago
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"My first ever sexual partner & my first "real" boyfriend - we were only 18/19 at the time - asked me to talk dirty to him one night. I did and he laughed at me. I was absolutely mortified and it's still something which I struggle with 30 odd years later
K"
A friend told me he was seeing a lady who was bbw.. he had never talked dirty before.. she wanted him to get nasty with her.. and he didn’t know what to do.. so she kept saying talk dirty to me.. he panicked like a Dougal from father ted and said “your a dirty fat bitch”... needless to say it pretty much killed the vibe... 
Don’t feel too bad Molly... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My first ever sexual partner & my first "real" boyfriend - we were only 18/19 at the time - asked me to talk dirty to him one night. I did and he laughed at me. I was absolutely mortified and it's still something which I struggle with 30 odd years later
K"
Oh that was mean! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Torn banjo string. Still wince a bit thinking back to it "
Same as, in her aunties house and guest bedroom many years ago, drink involved, blood everywhere, I have never been so worried. It was awful |
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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago
moira |
Tried to lift a girl over a wall outside the four seasons in monaghan to have a d*unken quickie. she fell badly and busted her knee open. Of course I then had to help her back over with an audience.
Another time, a girl left a pair of knickers in the glove box of my dad's car when I borrowed it one night when I was in uni. God knows why but of course it was my mum who found them  |
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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"The girl I was withs mother walking in when I was in my early 20s. Poor woman couldn't look me in the eye for months after"
Yes that has happened , but she just asked what we wanted for breakfast
And I got bitten once during oral sex and I bled but couldn’t bring myself to go to A & E |
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Got my first, bottom, right wisdom tooth extracted.
It was around the 6th day after extraction that I decided to go meet someone as I thought the wound had healed.
well, let’s just say after performing oral, I realised the nightmare when I tasted and saw blood pouring out of my mouth!! It was so embarrassing!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My first ever sexual partner & my first "real" boyfriend - we were only 18/19 at the time - asked me to talk dirty to him one night. I did and he laughed at me. I was absolutely mortified and it's still something which I struggle with 30 odd years later
K"
That’s very insensitive. Hope you ok now?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was like 16 I was getting a blowey and her parents came home...didn't get my pants fully up so had a conversation with her parents for like 40 min with my shirt hiding my bits... dunno how I managed to keep it together. |
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By *quinnMan
over a year ago
Limerick |
"Torn banjo string. Still wince a bit thinking back to it
Same as, in her aunties house and guest bedroom many years ago, drink involved, blood everywhere, I have never been so worried. It was awful "
Same here, the amount of blood really is incredible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was having sex with a girl for the first time going quite deep n she started bleeding she was more mortified than me we just got cleaned up n went again"
Oh jesus that reminded me of another one. A boyfriend was going down on me and when he came up he looked like something from a slasher movie. Unbeknownst to me - and him - my period, which had ended several days previously, had decided to make a reappearance in spectacular fashion. literally |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Oh there's been afew 
But most recent was ...we went to have abit of outdoor fun and ended up with me falling down a very steep hill in the phoenix park (jeans around my ankles) ... broke my elbow and shoulder
Mrs  "
Seriously how did u explain that to family and friends |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was after a girl for quite a while and often thought about how dirty she would be!
She approached me and told me what she would like to do to me. Obviously I couldn’t wait to get her home…. She shouted out pure filth to me as I fucked her and I lasted all of about 45.5 seconds!
Totally disgusted!
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Was staying at an exs house one time and we got a bit frisky during the night. I was literally cumming on her face and her mum walked in on us  "
Holy God ...finish that
( as the mother might have said ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a teenager fingering my gf on the couch & mother walked in, closed the door & proceeded to shout through the door "what are you doing in there" dont think she bought me saying just listening to music lol, i still cringe when i think of it, couldnt look the mother in the eye for a while, worth it though |
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I was with a girlfriend at the time and I was lying back enjoying a blowjob. She had me teased to the point of begging her to let me cum. Because she told me to let her know when I was about to cum as she didn't wanna take it in the mouth. so after the 5th or 6th time of letting her I was about to cum she smartly move my cock away from the direction of her face and pointed it towards mine. So I shot myself in the eye and then started to beg her to get a towel or tissue to wipe it from my mouth. It was slightly embarrassing but kinda funny after it was all said and done  |
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