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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Now that the kids have gone back to school I seem to be getting more messages looking to meet "sexy Milfs in the area"
Milfs or sexy Mammys as they are commonly known are tricky and elusive creatures. They can be found hunting in packs outside Costa and you will find solitary Milfs down the middle aisles of Lidl. Approach with caution they can bite or scratch on occasion.
Do not enter woodlands alone if you are under the age of 30. It's a favourite spot to hunt and their tik tok leggings blend in with the natural habitat. If you are jumped by one play dead until she's had her fill. Be safe out there guys they can be vicious!
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"Now that the kids have gone back to school I seem to be getting more messages looking to meet "sexy Milfs in the area"
Milfs or sexy Mammys as they are commonly known are tricky and elusive creatures. They can be found hunting in packs outside Costa and you will find solitary Milfs down the middle aisles of Lidl. Approach with caution they can bite or scratch on occasion.
Do not enter woodlands alone if you are under the age of 30. It's a favourite spot to hunt and their tik tok leggings blend in with the natural habitat. If you are jumped by one play dead until she's had her fill. Be safe out there guys they can be vicious!
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Hahaha brilliant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now that the kids have gone back to school I seem to be getting more messages looking to meet "sexy Milfs in the area"
Milfs or sexy Mammys as they are commonly known are tricky and elusive creatures. They can be found hunting in packs outside Costa and you will find solitary Milfs down the middle aisles of Lidl. Approach with caution they can bite or scratch on occasion.
Do not enter woodlands alone if you are under the age of 30. It's a favourite spot to hunt and their tik tok leggings blend in with the natural habitat. If you are jumped by one play dead until she's had her fill. Be safe out there guys they can be vicious!
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Finally, it's been a long summer waiting for Milf season to open  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are these the same milfs I'm told are in my area wanting to talk when I visit a research website?"
I keep trying to talk to them, but they just want the sex.
Does one need a permit for milf season? A deerstalker cap and such? |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
i travel all over |
"Are these the same milfs I'm told are in my area wanting to talk when I visit a research website?
I keep trying to talk to them, but they just want the sex.
Does one need a permit for milf season? A deerstalker cap and such?"
Should not have read that during a work call . My colleagues now think I am unprofessional |
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"Are these the same milfs I'm told are in my area wanting to talk when I visit a research website?
I keep trying to talk to them, but they just want the sex.
Does one need a permit for milf season? A deerstalker cap and such?"
Horny hurs I tell you, I too was just looking to talk 
A permit yes but I wouldn't bread out the shotgun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are these the same milfs I'm told are in my area wanting to talk when I visit a research website?"
Do not be fooled by these Milfs in your area trying to lure you into their homes with false promises of ham sandwiches and Purple Snack bars. |
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"Are these the same milfs I'm told are in my area wanting to talk when I visit a research website?
Do not be fooled by these Milfs in your area trying to lure you into their homes with false promises of ham sandwiches and Purple Snack bars."
I wouldn't settle for anything less than a ham and cheese toastie. |
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"Now that the kids have gone back to school I seem to be getting more messages looking to meet "sexy Milfs in the area"
Milfs or sexy Mammys as they are commonly known are tricky and elusive creatures. They can be found hunting in packs outside Costa and you will find solitary Milfs down the middle aisles of Lidl. Approach with caution they can bite or scratch on occasion.
Do not enter woodlands alone if you are under the age of 30. It's a favourite spot to hunt and their tik tok leggings blend in with the natural habitat. If you are jumped by one play dead until she's had her fill. Be safe out there guys they can be vicious!
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happy hunting  |
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"Now that the kids have gone back to school I seem to be getting more messages looking to meet "sexy Milfs in the area"
Milfs or sexy Mammys as they are commonly known are tricky and elusive creatures. They can be found hunting in packs outside Costa and you will find solitary Milfs down the middle aisles of Lidl. Approach with caution they can bite or scratch on occasion.
Do not enter woodlands alone if you are under the age of 30. It's a favourite spot to hunt and their tik tok leggings blend in with the natural habitat. If you are jumped by one play dead until she's had her fill. Be safe out there guys they can be vicious!
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lol so I'll only get sore legs from walking round the woodlands  |
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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago
Enfield & Dublin |
"Now that the kids have gone back to school I seem to be getting more messages looking to meet "sexy Milfs in the area"
Milfs or sexy Mammys as they are commonly known are tricky and elusive creatures. They can be found hunting in packs outside Costa and you will find solitary Milfs down the middle aisles of Lidl. Approach with caution they can bite or scratch on occasion.
Do not enter woodlands alone if you are under the age of 30. It's a favourite spot to hunt and their tik tok leggings blend in with the natural habitat. If you are jumped by one play dead until she's had her fill. Be safe out there guys they can be vicious!
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Is there a particular woodlands for mid 40’s men? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The milfs in England are a lot more wilder. Be out wrestling and all still in their pjs while necking a mug of tea… no need for a trip to the woods to find them… they also shag like wild beures afterwards  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brilliant Rosy
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Ah and now here we have a prime example of a Milf check out the latest photo perfect for hunting in! This agile creature will sneak up when you least expect it |
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By *oudicaWoman
over a year ago
Kilkenny |
As a member of the NMILF (Non Mammy - childless division) I’d like to wish all of our MILF sisters the happiest of hunting seasons. We know that the lockdowns and home schooling over the past 12-18 months have been tough on you so we are thrilled to see you back out where you belong, stalking, scoring, and taking down the nubile young bucks as only you can.
Stay safe out there sisters and don’t forget to hand over to us NMILFs when you’re resting up over mid-term. Till then…..game on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As a member of the NMILF (Non Mammy - childless division) I’d like to wish all of our MILF sisters the happiest of hunting seasons. We know that the lockdowns and home schooling over the past 12-18 months have been tough on you so we are thrilled to see you back out where you belong, stalking, scoring, and taking down the nubile young bucks as only you can.
Stay safe out there sisters and don’t forget to hand over to us NMILFs when you’re resting up over mid-term. Till then…..game on "
Thanks Bou one of our best supporters always willing to lend a hand or a mouth or a strap on in case of emergency! Team work makes the dream work! |
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"Now that the kids have gone back to school I seem to be getting more messages looking to meet "sexy Milfs in the area"
Milfs or sexy Mammys as they are commonly known are tricky and elusive creatures. They can be found hunting in packs outside Costa and you will find solitary Milfs down the middle aisles of Lidl. Approach with caution they can bite or scratch on occasion.
Do not enter woodlands alone if you are under the age of 30. It's a favourite spot to hunt and their tik tok leggings blend in with the natural habitat. If you are jumped by one play dead until she's had her fill. Be safe out there guys they can be vicious!
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I got jumped by a milf once in my younger days. I was out for a leisurely hike and she came out of nowhere. Before I knew where I was, I was pinned to a tree. I couldn't move because she had me by the dick and was threatening to pull it off. What she did to me that day will never leave me. I'm haunted by the memory. 
I've since bought that piece of ground and erected a concrete edifice to warn others about the dangers. She didn't even have the decency to zip me up after she was done rrrrrrrridin me and rrrrrrrrrrrridin me like a prize rodeo bull. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now that the kids have gone back to school I seem to be getting more messages looking to meet "sexy Milfs in the area"
Milfs or sexy Mammys as they are commonly known are tricky and elusive creatures. They can be found hunting in packs outside Costa and you will find solitary Milfs down the middle aisles of Lidl. Approach with caution they can bite or scratch on occasion.
Do not enter woodlands alone if you are under the age of 30. It's a favourite spot to hunt and their tik tok leggings blend in with the natural habitat. If you are jumped by one play dead until she's had her fill. Be safe out there guys they can be vicious!
I got jumped by a milf once in my younger days. I was out for a leisurely hike and she came out of nowhere. Before I knew where I was, I was pinned to a tree. I couldn't move because she had me by the dick and was threatening to pull it off. What she did to me that day will never leave me. I'm haunted by the memory.
I've since bought that piece of ground and erected a concrete edifice to warn others about the dangers. She didn't even have the decency to zip me up after she was done rrrrrrrridin me and rrrrrrrrrrrridin me like a prize rodeo bull."
Sounds dodgy that |
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"Now that the kids have gone back to school I seem to be getting more messages looking to meet "sexy Milfs in the area"
Milfs or sexy Mammys as they are commonly known are tricky and elusive creatures. They can be found hunting in packs outside Costa and you will find solitary Milfs down the middle aisles of Lidl. Approach with caution they can bite or scratch on occasion.
Do not enter woodlands alone if you are under the age of 30. It's a favourite spot to hunt and their tik tok leggings blend in with the natural habitat. If you are jumped by one play dead until she's had her fill. Be safe out there guys they can be vicious!
I got jumped by a milf once in my younger days. I was out for a leisurely hike and she came out of nowhere. Before I knew where I was, I was pinned to a tree. I couldn't move because she had me by the dick and was threatening to pull it off. What she did to me that day will never leave me. I'm haunted by the memory.
I've since bought that piece of ground and erected a concrete edifice to warn others about the dangers. She didn't even have the decency to zip me up after she was done rrrrrrrridin me and rrrrrrrrrrrridin me like a prize rodeo bull.
Sounds dodgy that "
Not an experience to be forgotten |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now that the kids have gone back to school I seem to be getting more messages looking to meet "sexy Milfs in the area"
Milfs or sexy Mammys as they are commonly known are tricky and elusive creatures. They can be found hunting in packs outside Costa and you will find solitary Milfs down the middle aisles of Lidl. Approach with caution they can bite or scratch on occasion.
Do not enter woodlands alone if you are under the age of 30. It's a favourite spot to hunt and their tik tok leggings blend in with the natural habitat. If you are jumped by one play dead until she's had her fill. Be safe out there guys they can be vicious!
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Batten down the hatches!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now that the kids have gone back to school I seem to be getting more messages looking to meet "sexy Milfs in the area"
Milfs or sexy Mammys as they are commonly known are tricky and elusive creatures. They can be found hunting in packs outside Costa and you will find solitary Milfs down the middle aisles of Lidl. Approach with caution they can bite or scratch on occasion.
Do not enter woodlands alone if you are under the age of 30. It's a favourite spot to hunt and their tik tok leggings blend in with the natural habitat. If you are jumped by one play dead until she's had her fill. Be safe out there guys they can be vicious!
Batten down the hatches!!! "
If you need a Cougar MILF in the pack ...I'd oblige |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now that the kids have gone back to school I seem to be getting more messages looking to meet "sexy Milfs in the area"
Milfs or sexy Mammys as they are commonly known are tricky and elusive creatures. They can be found hunting in packs outside Costa and you will find solitary Milfs down the middle aisles of Lidl. Approach with caution they can bite or scratch on occasion.
Do not enter woodlands alone if you are under the age of 30. It's a favourite spot to hunt and their tik tok leggings blend in with the natural habitat. If you are jumped by one play dead until she's had her fill. Be safe out there guys they can be vicious!
Batten down the hatches!!!
If you need a Cougar MILF in the pack ...I'd oblige "
All these categories... I'm baffled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now that the kids have gone back to school I seem to be getting more messages looking to meet "sexy Milfs in the area"
Milfs or sexy Mammys as they are commonly known are tricky and elusive creatures. They can be found hunting in packs outside Costa and you will find solitary Milfs down the middle aisles of Lidl. Approach with caution they can bite or scratch on occasion.
Do not enter woodlands alone if you are under the age of 30. It's a favourite spot to hunt and their tik tok leggings blend in with the natural habitat. If you are jumped by one play dead until she's had her fill. Be safe out there guys they can be vicious!
Batten down the hatches!!!
If you need a Cougar MILF in the pack ...I'd oblige "
The Cougar, a must more alluring animal, those around her just shudder |
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"Now that the kids have gone back to school I seem to be getting more messages looking to meet "sexy Milfs in the area"
Milfs or sexy Mammys as they are commonly known are tricky and elusive creatures. They can be found hunting in packs outside Costa and you will find solitary Milfs down the middle aisles of Lidl. Approach with caution they can bite or scratch on occasion.
Do not enter woodlands alone if you are under the age of 30. It's a favourite spot to hunt and their tik tok leggings blend in with the natural habitat. If you are jumped by one play dead until she's had her fill. Be safe out there guys they can be vicious!
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class! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you need a Cougar MILF in the pack ...I'd oblige "
I heard that Cougar MILFs hunt all sorts, not just the toy boy under 30s…
Mind you, I could do with a bit of a trail run through the woods if any of said Cougar MILFs wanted someone to chase. |
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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago
Belfast |
"Now that the kids have gone back to school I seem to be getting more messages looking to meet "sexy Milfs in the area"
Milfs or sexy Mammys as they are commonly known are tricky and elusive creatures. They can be found hunting in packs outside Costa and you will find solitary Milfs down the middle aisles of Lidl. Approach with caution they can bite or scratch on occasion.
Do not enter woodlands alone if you are under the age of 30. It's a favourite spot to hunt and their tik tok leggings blend in with the natural habitat. If you are jumped by one play dead until she's had her fill. Be safe out there guys they can be vicious!
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Hahahaaa…. That made me roar!! Brilliant!! |
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"Now that the kids have gone back to school I seem to be getting more messages looking to meet "sexy Milfs in the area"
Milfs or sexy Mammys as they are commonly known are tricky and elusive creatures. They can be found hunting in packs outside Costa and you will find solitary Milfs down the middle aisles of Lidl. Approach with caution they can bite or scratch on occasion.
Do not enter woodlands alone if you are under the age of 30. It's a favourite spot to hunt and their tik tok leggings blend in with the natural habitat. If you are jumped by one play dead until she's had her fill. Be safe out there guys they can be vicious!
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It's ok. I'm willing to take one for the team while the other lads make good their escape. Remember me lads and the huge sacrifice I made. |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"Now that the kids have gone back to school I seem to be getting more messages looking to meet "sexy Milfs in the area"
Milfs or sexy Mammys as they are commonly known are tricky and elusive creatures. They can be found hunting in packs outside Costa and you will find solitary Milfs down the middle aisles of Lidl. Approach with caution they can bite or scratch on occasion.
Do not enter woodlands alone if you are under the age of 30. It's a favourite spot to hunt and their tik tok leggings blend in with the natural habitat. If you are jumped by one play dead until she's had her fill. Be safe out there guys they can be vicious!
It's ok. I'm willing to take one for the team while the other lads make good their escape. Remember me lads and the huge sacrifice I made. "
Go Justin
Fab guys everywhere are behind you.
metaphorically speaking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now that the kids have gone back to school I seem to be getting more messages looking to meet "sexy Milfs in the area"
Milfs or sexy Mammys as they are commonly known are tricky and elusive creatures. They can be found hunting in packs outside Costa and you will find solitary Milfs down the middle aisles of Lidl. Approach with caution they can bite or scratch on occasion.
Do not enter woodlands alone if you are under the age of 30. It's a favourite spot to hunt and their tik tok leggings blend in with the natural habitat. If you are jumped by one play dead until she's had her fill. Be safe out there guys they can be vicious!
It's ok. I'm willing to take one for the team while the other lads make good their escape. Remember me lads and the huge sacrifice I made. "
ill stand with you, id never let a brother go down on his own |
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By *oo32Man
over a year ago
tipperary |
"Now that the kids have gone back to school I seem to be getting more messages looking to meet "sexy Milfs in the area"
Milfs or sexy Mammys as they are commonly known are tricky and elusive creatures. They can be found hunting in packs outside Costa and you will find solitary Milfs down the middle aisles of Lidl. Approach with caution they can bite or scratch on occasion.
Do not enter woodlands alone if you are under the age of 30. It's a favourite spot to hunt and their tik tok leggings blend in with the natural habitat. If you are jumped by one play dead until she's had her fill. Be safe out there guys they can be vicious!
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Lidl is closed....costa is in feckin limerick....
And I'm not doing anything in the woods again...words like flasher and exhibitionist were fired around |
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